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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
YOSPOS seems to be filled to the brim with CJs, and we need to achieve some balance between the CJs and people who actually do work with computers. The so-called "Zen Balance of Funny Computer Forums" is attainable.

We need to take a vote to remove some CJs. You don't have to leave, but it would be nice if you got a job that had an actual science degree behind it.

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

:frogout: it's you

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

racist

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i stood and chatted with colleagues while CJs put in more RAM in my PC because i opened a ticket that i didnt have enough ram

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

much like a jockey but with computers instead

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

we need to achieve some balance between the CJs and people who actually do work with computers.

yeah but most work is bullshit anyway

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
I use computers to draw pictures OP.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Five-figure making drydicked android using chain link having fuccbois the lot of them!! As a uh, science degree holder, I make superior gadget and lifestyle choices, but hate the word gadget.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i'm unemployed and feel a vague sense of dread at all times

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

manyak posted:

I will say in all seriousness if any other YOS POS posters are considering suicide, PLEASE remember you have options. any time you are feeling upset or "down" about your miserable lifestyle, instead of trying to change something about yourself, next time just project that outwards and try to make other people feel worse! That voice in your head isnt telling you to kill yourself, its telling you to post "if you dont think the input lag on anrioid phoen is unacceptable loving kill yourself human being hth". When you find yourself alone in a loft that you have to work 70 hours a week programming 99 cent iPhone apps to pay rent on, remember that there is someone out there who works even harder for even LESS money! It doesnt have to be you with the gun in your hand -- it can be that human being friend of the family with the slightly worse Computer science degree than you, & the chain link fence! That guy is a loving human being who should kill himself! just remember, no matter how lovely you are, there's always someone else out there with extremely similar life circumstances, hobbies, etc to you who you can shame into killing themselves based on their slightly different gadget choices

A COMPUTER GUY
Aug 23, 2007

I can't spare this man - he fights.
i'm applying to grad schools so I can do something other than being a CJ :toot:

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
again, no one here does anything worth lording over a fast food worker

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Fabricated posted:

again, no one here does anything worth lording over a fast food worker

same except no one anywhere

everyone should respect everyone else's job

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

A COMPUTER GUY posted:

i'm applying to grad schools so I can do something other than being a CJ :toot:

that's what I did. also to avoid real life

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

Sniep posted:

i stood and chatted with colleagues while CJs put in more RAM in my PC because i opened a ticket that i didnt have enough ram

my new work PC has 64gb of ram. what do I even do with all of this?

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

teen bear posted:

my new work PC has 64gb of ram. what do I even do with all of this?

run firefox acceptably, lol

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Do people think they need a masters degree to write code?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Fabricated posted:

again, no one here does anything worth lording over a fast food worker

It costs you nothing to respect other people. Except Android users. gently caress those people.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Citizen Tayne posted:

It costs you nothing to respect other people. Except Android users. gently caress those people.

we shall overcome :argh:

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

run firefox acceptably, lol

dont get his hopes up

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

same except no one anywhere

everyone should respect everyone else's job
agreed except fast food workers and everyone else are above cjs

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

Dirk Pitt posted:

Do people think they need a masters degree to write code?
if u want to write code that isnt boring as poo poo, yes

edit: for a living, i mean

pointers fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Oct 3, 2014

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

Fabricated posted:

again, no one here does anything worth lording over a fast food worker
i would agree, but we have ppl who build infrastructure
(thats the only exception i can think of tho)

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Dirk Pitt posted:

Do people think they need a masters degree to write code?

People with a masters degree think so

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

MononcQc posted:

People with a masters degree think so

gotta justify that debt

A COMPUTER GUY
Aug 23, 2007

I can't spare this man - he fights.

Dirk Pitt posted:

Do people think they need a masters degree to write code?

no no, i'm not gonna go to grad school to write code better, i'm gonna leave the field entirely and do something worthwhile with my life

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Fabricated posted:

again, no one here does anything worth lording over a fast food worker

the president of the united states doesn't do anything worth lording over a fast food worker, that would be rude, OP. it's rude to lord things over people.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

kwinkles posted:

the president of the united states doesn't do anything worth lording over a fast food worker, that would be rude, OP. it's rude to lord things over people.

at least the average fast food worker can say they have never personally issued orders to drop bombs on people

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

blah blah taco bell intestine bomb etc

A COMPUTER GUY
Aug 23, 2007

I can't spare this man - he fights.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

at least the average fast food worker can say they have never personally issued orders to drop bombs on people

managers at taco bell do this daily

A COMPUTER GUY
Aug 23, 2007

I can't spare this man - he fights.
son of a bitch

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
maybe i'll get some taco bell on the way home. it's been a while

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

Fabricated posted:

gotta justify that debt

lol if you took on any debt for school whatsoever

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

teen bear posted:

lol if you took on any debt for school whatsoever

not everyone is rich

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

same except no one anywhere

everyone should respect everyone else's job

unless they're management or capital

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Dirk Pitt posted:

Do people think they need a masters degree to write code?

no. post-grads write horrible code.

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

oh good we attracted Fabricated

Fabricated can you go on a rant about why macs on't belong in the enterprise?

thanks.

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

Fabricated posted:

not everyone is rich

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Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

minivanmegafun posted:

oh good we attracted Fabricated

Fabricated can you go on a rant about why macs on't belong in the enterprise?

thanks.
cause i don't like them!! :colbert: :iamafag: :mad:

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