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Heel
Nov 29, 2005

Algud Bro...

fatherdog posted:

Cody didn't actually miss weight. He initially came in over, and then went and donated a pint of blood and came back and made weight within the time limit.

Cody McKenzie, ladies and gentlemen.

Haha, fuckin' Amazing.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
:qq:

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."
"McKenzie more disoriented than normal"

:thurman:

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
JR is killing it tonight

"Cody McKenzie more disoriented than normal"

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


JR called Cody McKenzie the Cactus Jack of MMA but he looks more like the Chris Hero of MMA

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Julio Cesar Fatass posted:

Would it have killed Cody do like a situp during his training camp

I think you're making an unfounded assumption here. Namely that Cody had a training camp.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Joe Ray looks and talks exactly like someone named Joe Ray.

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."
This is the greatest night in the history of Oklahoma

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."
He spent a significant amount of time in Thailand, which is commemorated by the L A D Y B O Y tattoo across his stomach

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
"The Florida Boy" is a pretty awful nickname, an-AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

"Tattoos, I don't have any myself. I was always afraid of needles... at least ones with ink in them..."

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Chael with a nice self burn.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
That second knee wakes him up.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

The way the announcer drags that last syllable of every fighters name makes me think he shouldn't be allowed within 500 feet of a school.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Roan is hosed up, so Cody should get to jump in :getin:

Heel
Nov 29, 2005

Algud Bro...
Cole is on a 11 fight losing streak it seems. He must need money bad.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
"Bobby Lashley, the cure for insomnia"

Heel
Nov 29, 2005

Algud Bro...
Christ, Cole is one of the worst fighters I've ever seen.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Dude is gonna gas hard with all these slams.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
That arm drag to trip was slick.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I was rooting for Brock Larson up until this point but you cant come out to Country Boy Can Survive if you are a fighter other than Matt Hughes, song is loving taken

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Fentry posted:

I was rooting for Brock Larson up until this point but you cant come out to Country Boy Can Survive if you are a fighter other than Matt Hughes, song is loving taken

On the other hand, gently caress Matt Hughes

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Fentry posted:

I was rooting for Brock Larson up until this point but you cant come out to Country Boy Can Survive if you are a fighter other than Matt Hughes, song is loving taken

I'm all for disrespecting Matt Hughes in any way, shape or form.

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
We've upgraded from "scratch" to "cut"

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I had computer problems D: has this been funny bad, bad bad, or sad bad?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Hilarious

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Lipstick Apathy
Brock "Brock Lesnar" Larson

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Joe Ray is honestly a much better fighter than I gave him credit for.

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Lipstick Apathy
Oh gently caress I completely missed that he fought Anderson Silva.

For shame Op.

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."
It's amazing that shinn spent four and a half minutes walking in a circle doing the hand jive, he has a real dedication to his chosen art

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Holy poo poo Chael

"Let's hear it for the ring card girls, it's an easy job to do when you're a centerfold, it takes a lot more self-confidence when you're a 6"

red19fire
May 26, 2010

fatherdog posted:

Holy poo poo Chael

"Let's hear it for the ring card girls, it's an easy job to do when you're a centerfold, it takes a lot more self-confidence when you're a 6"

There have been a few great grappling matches that made it worthwhile, and this was seriously the icing on the cake. And there's still one fight left. I hope they put on more shows.

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
These two are great.

fatherdog posted:

Holy poo poo Chael

"Let's hear it for the ring card girls, it's an easy job to do when you're a centerfold, it takes a lot more self-confidence when you're a 6"

And this. :staredog:

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
30-27 shin holy lol

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

LordPants posted:

30-27 shin holy lol

Yeah that was bad.



Brazilian dude just wants this poo poo to be over.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Yeah that was bad.



Brazilian dude just wants this poo poo to be over.

His post fight speech was basically 'here's the excuses I had prepared just in case I lost'.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

We really need a forums play by play guy. Or at least round results.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

LobsterMobster posted:

Yoel's still sitting on it
Maybe they were counting on Tim Sylvia to drop one in the cage?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
How were Chael/JR?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Yuriy posted:

How were Chael/JR?

Great, Chael was good at breaking down the technical stuff, JR was good at doing the background for the fighters and humanizing them, and both of them had some great lines

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Someone needs to be crazy and do a one-night tournament brought to you by Chael and JR every month.

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