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Dead.juice posted:It's not a video game, but I need to learn how to roll a d20 better in D&D, and quick! play a spellcaster and force all the enemies to make the d20 rolls
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I rule at video games but I am growing impatient with them and am starting to have existential crisises because I'm starting to think I was born a gay baby who'd grow up to do nothing but go to work and play video games and I want to die, what do I do?
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Oct 6, 2014 21:48
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play video games
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gay skull posted:I rule at video games but I am growing impatient with them and am starting to have existential crisises because I'm starting to think I was born a gay baby who'd grow up to do nothing but go to work and play video games and I want to die, what do I do? Find a new forum, coward.
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Oct 6, 2014 21:50
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maybe cinema discusso is more your speed
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well I can't just abandon video games because I'm a world championship gamer and the greatest gamer of all time so I'm poo poo at everything else ever because I wasted my life foraging a wide skill set in video games but I can't cook, drive, fix anything, argue effectively or even walk more than 50 feet without needing to stop and catch my breath. But I can destroy anyone in a metroid speedrun tournament but there's no money in that so what do I do
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Oct 6, 2014 21:59
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gay skull posted:well I can't just abandon video games because I'm a world championship gamer and the greatest gamer of all time so I'm poo poo at everything else ever because I wasted my life foraging a wide skill set in video games but I can't cook, drive, fix anything, argue effectively or even walk more than 50 feet without needing to stop and catch my breath. But I can destroy anyone in a metroid speedrun tournament but there's no money in that Follow your heart.
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Oct 6, 2014 22:00
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Get one of those exercise games. If your gaming skills are as diverse as you claim, you'll be a champion powerlifter in no time!
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gay skull posted:well I can't just abandon video games because I'm a world championship gamer and the greatest gamer of all time so I'm poo poo at everything else ever because I wasted my life foraging a wide skill set in video games but I can't cook, drive, fix anything, argue effectively or even walk more than 50 feet without needing to stop and catch my breath. But I can destroy anyone in a metroid speedrun tournament but there's no money in that relax, we understand j00
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gay skull posted:well I can't just abandon video games because I'm a world championship gamer and the greatest gamer of all time so I'm poo poo at everything else ever because I wasted my life foraging a wide skill set in video games but I can't cook, drive, fix anything, argue effectively or even walk more than 50 feet without needing to stop and catch my breath. But I can destroy anyone in a metroid speedrun tournament but there's no money in that Sounds like you got the only skill that counts, homie.
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gay skull posted:well I can't just abandon video games because I'm a world championship gamer and the greatest gamer of all time so I'm poo poo at everything else ever because I wasted my life foraging a wide skill set in video games but I can't cook, drive, fix anything, argue effectively or even walk more than 50 feet without needing to stop and catch my breath. But I can destroy anyone in a metroid speedrun tournament but there's no money in that become an lper
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Just took this screenshot, I have posted it before but I still can't do it  
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Oct 7, 2014 00:41
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I thought Games was the Bad At Video Games Support Center
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Widestancer posted:I thought Games was the Bad At Video Games Support Center I don't trust their opinions in there much after being subjected to them for a while. No, I don't want to play a roguelike, thank you!
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I smoked a bunch of weed before I played Alpha Protocol for the first time, got to the first hacking screen, stared at it until it autofailed me and then quit the game.
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Thug Lessons posted:I smoked a bunch of weed before I played Alpha Protocol for the first time, got to the first hacking screen, stared at it until it autofailed me and then quit the game. Sounds like you got some bunk weed. When I smoke weed I am pretty much unstoppable.
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Oct 7, 2014 00:51
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Yes op, when it comes to video games I am bad at not owning fools
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Mach2 posted:Yes op, when it comes to video games I am bad have you tried aiming away from them?? it's pretty fuckin easy and i dont see why your retard mind couldnt come up with it
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Dexters Secret posted:have you tried aiming away from them?? it's pretty fuckin easy and i dont see why your retard mind couldnt come up with it I'll try this and let you know how it goes Edit: I almost missed a noscope headshot but I just can't seem to get the hang of not owning fools, I am sorry I've failed you Imp Zone
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Dead.juice posted:It's not a video game, but I need to learn how to roll a d20 better in D&D, and quick! Chaotic evil: because every low number has a high number right next to it, pick up the die as soon as it is done rolling and turn the neighbouring high number up and show it instead of the lovely low roll you actually got. Lawful evil: get a special kind of d20 called a spin down. These are used by Magic players to track their life so they have a high side and a low side, practice sliding the die to always land on the high side, you won't get a specific number but with a little practice you'll never roll below 10.
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i have spent hundreds of dollars collecting japanese shmups but jesus loving christ i have to use at least 100 credits just to beat the baby mode on them what's wrong with me
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im drinking and this thread has inspired me to abuse adderall to become a good chef, and play some easy video games
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Oct 7, 2014 03:59
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Simoom posted:im drinking and this thread has inspired me to abuse adderall to become a good chef, and play some easy video games TCC has a minecraft server
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Oct 7, 2014 03:59
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This may be a bit controversial, but someone needs to say it. If you're bad at video games you should be killed.
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Silver Striker posted:This may be a bit controversial, but someone needs to say it. If you're bad at video games you should be killed. i understand your feelings but a lot of moms are bad at video games so i cannot support it
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Silver Striker posted:This may be a bit controversial, but someone needs to say it. If you're bad at video games you should be killed.
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Silver Striker posted:This may be a bit controversial, but someone needs to say it. If you're bad at video games you should be killed. 
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Silver Striker posted:This may be a bit controversial, but someone needs to say it. If you're bad at video games you should be killed. why would you want to commit suicide
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Silver Striker posted:This may be a bit controversial, but someone needs to say it. If you're bad at video games you should be killed.
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bathroomrage posted:why would you want to commit suicide oh geez
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tell me how to be not utter poo poo at strategy games like civ so I can play beyond earth when it comes out without going mad with frustration
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being bad at videogames makes me get mad at video games, y'see
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Silver Striker posted:This may be a bit controversial, but someone needs to say it. If you're bad at video games you should be killed. bathroomrage posted:why would you want to commit suicide this can only be settled by a 1v1
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I am bad at Vanquish, even though I like it a lot. I can't shoot bots good.
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Dexters Secret posted:this can only be settled by a 1v1 my powers are only good in co-op i am a dirty casual 
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Ciaphas posted:tell me how to be not utter poo poo at strategy games like civ so I can play beyond earth when it comes out without going mad with frustration My advice would be to play a good strategy game, such as Civ 4, instead.
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it was even worse for me in civ 4, with like ten times the number of units to deal with i keep buying these strategy games and I don't know why
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imp zone? more like wimp zone
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civ games are good if you're a kid and all you have is a computer, but it's not really YOUR computer it's the family's computer, and your dad BEGRUDGINGLY bought a game for it, but he bought what he thought was the most boring, uninteresting game he could find for it, and it's all you have to entertain yourself during the summer when you can't get a ride to the library or the pool, so you knuckle down and try to learn this poo poo, which looks nothing like Doom or Duke 3D which is what all your friends are playing, but you start to get good at it, you start learning it, and then you fast forward 15 years later and now its Civilization 72 or whatever and you try to play it and right off the bat you realize it's dogshit and go back to shooting space orcs or whatever in Halo 23
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