Worst thing about tonights game is This poll is closed. |
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Dan Snyder | 56 | 33.33% | |
Chris Berman | 40 | 23.81% | |
Kirk Cousins | 26 | 15.48% | |
9/11 Truthers | 46 | 27.38% | |
Total: | 99 votes |
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Whats the Over/Under on more lovely old beer being sold at FedEx?wheez the roux posted:
Chinatown fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Oct 7, 2014 |
# ? Oct 7, 2014 00:56 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 06:50 |
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You really gotta admire Snyder's commitment to behaving like a 1930s silent film villain who ties broads to railroad tracks while twirling his mustache rakishly.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 00:59 |
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that is not how over/under works mods please gas
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:01 |
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That's not how over / under works.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:01 |
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10 interceptions please
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:01 |
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Kirk Cousins beating the Seahawks on primetime national TV would be pretty much the funniest thing ever so if you're not rooting for that then gently caress you
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:05 |
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hellzno posted:10 interceptions please Your wish is Kirk Cousins's command.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:05 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:Kirk Cousins beating the Seahawks on primetime national TV would be pretty much the funniest thing ever so if you're not rooting for that then gently caress you Even though I live in Albany, NY I will overturn several cars in my apartment parking lot and light a dumpster on fire if this happens.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:06 |
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haljordan posted:Even though I live in Albany, NY I will overturn several cars in my apartment parking lot and light a dumpster on fire if this happens. That would probably improve the smell of Albany
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:09 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:That would probably improve the smell of Albany Come on now, we're not Troy for gently caress's sake.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:10 |
it’s on espn. if you don’t have espn good for you because theyre a terrible company that gives work to matt millen ansd they made craig james famous, those mother fuckers. do your civic duty and pirate it from somewhere are you ready for some footballl!!?? that’s too bad, because it’s the r**sk*ns**!!! ha ha ha!! they are a shitfuck dumb idiot team for losers quarterbacked by some guy who works at subway?? turn left robert!! noo well okay then, due to rg3 currently being held together by masking tape and gumption apparently washington is throwing Kirk Cousins onto the field. who the gently caress iskirk cousins you may ask?? I know I didn't!! lets check google okay so apparently a disney prince is going to be playing football tonight, this warrants further investigation oh boy a b1G quarterback!! russell wilson went to nc state for 3 years so preemptive shut up anyway enough about the dumb fartass skins lets turn our attention to the best team!!! the seahawks!! gently caress everyone else we have a loko truck at our tailgate. im talking a real-rear end no-fuckaround caffeine loaded 12% avbv poo poo, five buck bottomless cup straight from the keg riot punch look at the goddamn thing its beautiful oh yeah!!! but oh no, the game is in washington dc, a town so bad that we put congress there. jesus Christ. players to focus on: russell Wilson – midget qb, td jesus Richard Sherman – chaotic good ball hawk, adderall inhaler marshawn lynch – battering ram, skittle inhaler kam chancellor – defensive battering ram, probably does cocaine *and cooler than you earl Thomas – rogue quidditch bludger *probably doesnt** protip: post this photo full size every time marshawn scores now to mike in the news room, take it away mike Mike Tanier posted:Seahawks at Redskins my prediction??? hawks: a bunch washington: lol drinking game rules: never stop drinking smoking game rules: take a hit every time seattle scores finish the bowl if it’s a pick 6 if seattle fumbles or Russell throws an int, take a hit and shotgun a ranier tallboy before exhaling psychedelic rules: do a bunch of them and watch the game. or don’t. follow .the positive energy man it’s all good if washington scores, you took way too much man God Bless. Go Hawks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kWvlglt5b0&t=22s ps. get hype b*tch **probably does
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:10 |
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gently caress both these teams go earthquake
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:10 |
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added wheezes excellent post to the OP
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:12 |
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Ugh I'm both drunk and nauseous just looking at that Four Loko truck.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:12 |
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9/11 was an inside job! Open your eyes people!
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:13 |
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Watch Ditka go for Washington because they have a good ole fashioned football name.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:13 |
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marshawns car was a battering ram too
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:14 |
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Welp, they just unanimously picked Seahawks to win... We're hosed... Washington wins. Might as well pack it up now.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:14 |
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Watch Ditka go for Washington because they have a good ole fashioned football name. Lol Ditka trolled it well Go Hawks, gently caress a Racist Team Name
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:14 |
itskage posted:9/11 was an inside job! Open your eyes people!
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:15 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:Kirk Cousins beating the Seahawks on primetime national TV would be pretty much the funniest thing ever so if you're not rooting for that then gently caress you Never root for the Landover Snyders
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:15 |
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commence the hemophiliac response
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:15 |
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Am i the only person who finds the 10 seconds of random GMC trucks hilarious
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:15 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:Am i the only person who finds the 10 seconds of random GMC trucks hilarious I was expecting a musical artist or something. But nope. Trucks. Thanks GMC.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:17 |
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will this be a part of the ken burns documentary
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:17 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:Am i the only person who finds the 10 seconds of random GMC trucks hilarious Yes. I owned a GM truck and there is nothing funny about engineering that bad.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:18 |
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The Seahawks' worst all-time head-to-head regular season record is against Washington (4-11). Their best all-time head-to-head post-season record is against . . . Washington (2-0). All Seattle has to do is pretend it's January.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:19 |
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He has a shovel. He's gone full Gruden. You never go full Gruden.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:19 |
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Jon Gruden brought a shovel to the show... Probably to bury his brother's career. Or Cousins.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:19 |
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Go The Seahawks Bitch
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:19 |
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forgot MNF crew is Skins home call now
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:19 |
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this is going to be a ridiculously ugly game and i am super excited
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:19 |
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oh christ this commercial
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:20 |
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It's the boner lady again...
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:20 |
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This sure is a Viagra commercial
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:21 |
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ED did 911
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:21 |
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itskage posted:9/11 was an inside job! Open your eyes people! if 7-9 Seahawks team that made the playoffs went on to win the super bowl their record would have been 11-9 aka 9/11. You literally cannot make this stuff up.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:21 |
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Gruden looks manic Someone get that man an epidural
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:21 |
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Go Washington
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:21 |
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Dr_Strangelove posted:It's the boner lady again... You don't want to waste that thing on your homely old wife do you?
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:21 |