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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

or at least a cell phone?

i might be going away for some time and i need to know if i can still keep up with the cat thread, anyone got any ideas?

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Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

you should shower while not facing the wall

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

i hope so, else you wont be able to make these great threads, op.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
im p sure they have good wifi in prisons now, THANKS OBAMA

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Egan Yardley posted:

you should shower while not facing the wall

why would i want to do this?

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

Farecoal posted:

im p sure they have good wifi in prisons now, THANKS OBAMA

its so paedophiles can continue to watch anime in prison

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Widdiful posted:

its so paedophiles can continue to watch anime in prison

to get better, sometimes you must take baby steps

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

BONGHITZ posted:

why would i want to do this?

this is like prison 101, dont turn your back to scary dudes

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Egan Yardley posted:

this is like prison 101, dont turn your back to scary dudes

hm, this might be tricky

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
on your first day you've gotta put your cigarette out on your keyboard

lets them know you're crazy

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

its a macbook air there is no way I'm doing that!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
put it in ur butt op


also, to answer your question, i dont know

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

on your first day you've gotta put your cigarette out on your keyboard

lets them know you're crazy





Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



I would imagine that the people involved with these pictures are all dead now.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

nope i'm still alive

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



trigger warning that poo poo

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




BONGHITZ posted:

or at least a cell phone?

i might be going away for some time and i need to know if i can still keep up with the cat thread, anyone got any ideas?

you'll be surprised what you can hold in your butt.

you don't even need a case to have a working cellphone, just the various bits and boards connected will suffice.


that's when you get the cell phone blockers and sniffers sucking up all those numbers just like on that allegedly popular and totally realistic television programme "the wir"

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

you'll be surprised what you can hold in your butt.

you don't even need a case to have a working cellphone, just the various bits and boards connected will suffice.


that's when you get the cell phone blockers and sniffers sucking up all those numbers just like on that allegedly popular and totally realistic television programme "the wir"

we have cell jammers in at least some of our prisons, lol

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

im the bottle of piss in the last one

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
all the electronics you get have clear cases so you cant hide anything in them, op

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

A Pinball Wizard posted:

im the bottle of piss in the last one

bottles

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

all the electronics you get have clear cases so you cant hide anything in them, op

would the multicolor macs work for this rule?

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

you'll be surprised what you can hold in your butt.

did u swap accounts with echi

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

A Pinball Wizard posted:

im the bottle of piss in the last one

bottles

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

BONGHITZ posted:

would the multicolor macs work for this rule?

ive never gotten an email from someone in prison. just phone calls.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
only if you're willing to share a wifi cell

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Widdiful posted:

i hope so, else you wont be able to make these great threads, op.

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

first day wear a dress and say your name is Shauna. They'll leave you alone because they don't want to seem like transphobes.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
my bff is going to prison for over a decade in a couple months. so, i can answer this: no, you cannot.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Smythe posted:

my bff is going to prison for over a decade in a couple months. so, i can answer this: no, you cannot.

:(

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Smythe posted:

my bff is going to prison for over a decade in a couple months. so, i can answer this: no, you cannot.

wtf

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
my high school neighbor shot his best friend in the face over $20 of oxy, ran a police barricade and ended up doing the first 3 years of his bid in a wheelchair and he still only got 14

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

Jonny 290 posted:

my high school neighbor shot his best friend in the face over $20 of oxy, ran a police barricade and ended up doing the first 3 years of his bid in a wheelchair and he still only got 14

i thought he was thrown from the roof.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Smythe posted:

my bff is going to prison for over a decade in a couple months. so, i can answer this: no, you cannot.

such is getting pinched

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I don't know, can I?

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps
Lets just say no and then not do the bad stuff op

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Jonny 290 posted:

my high school neighbor shot his best friend in the face over $20 of oxy, ran a police barricade and ended up doing the first 3 years of his bid in a wheelchair and he still only got 14

the_south.diz

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
teach gnu/linux to the other inmates op

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
if you do a computer crime if you defend yourself they have to give you access to the evidence and you can just keep filing motions to delay trial because they don't usually care about a speedy trial if the accused is already incarcerated since their contract with the prison requiring minimum occupancy is satisfied by pretrial detention

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

all the electronics you get have clear cases so you cant hide anything in them, op

Tonight at eleven: inmates playing "games" with your are tax dollars in our hard-hitting exposé: Pokemans in Prison

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