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*makes the retarded Austria face* Durrr, hey rando little 3 province minorplease stop beating up Burgundy and getting all out imperial provinces back because I'm too fat and gay to do it myself!!!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 05:36 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:55 |
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DICKHEAD posted:Charlemagne Patch and DLC features list Have they said what elective gavelkind is.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 08:20 |
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They should just let you parcel out your property in a will before you die instead of the random retard poo poo they do now.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 08:29 |
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DICKHEAD posted:yeah the way it normally worked in real life is if you could afford it your first 2-3 sons would get some land and the others would just get some cash or horses and armor and told to go do their thing I don;t even care about all of your sons getting stuff but...I hate not having control over who gets what, especially if it's gonna mess with ducal borders.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 08:36 |
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OkieMurse posted:Let me get this straight - they are trying to introduce anti-blob mechanics in an expansion names after one of the greatest French rulers of all time who ruled France at one of its Big Blue Blobbiest times??? It fell apart though...which is what they want to happen naturally in game.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 09:51 |
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I think my favourite change is that annoying republic event that made you lose republic tradition or monarch points now gives you republic tradition of you choose the monarch point option.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 09:53 |
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What do y'all recommend I do with Netherlands now that I formed them...It's like 1525 and I took colonisation 3rd and I think I can get the jump on India, but I dunno if getting North American scraps might be worth it too.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 11:50 |
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DICKHEAD posted:It won't be. Just focus on getting all the money of india and the orient over to the netherlands imho. Do you have Res Publica? I kinda wanna check out the new Dutch government mechanics. Yeah I do. I can't tell what changes are from that DLC and can't be bothered looking them up, but I really like monarch point focus. Also probably gonna let Calvinism take over to try out the fervour thing.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 12:12 |
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What do you do with Trade Companies?
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 12:16 |
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What the gently caress is up with Dutch republic...you can't reelect dudes, so I'm stuck with gimpy tards forever.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 12:36 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:What the gently caress is up with Dutch republic...you can't reelect dudes, so I'm stuck with gimpy tards forever. Oh you get random rulers like a monarchy or something. You choose between a statist or a monarchist.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 12:41 |
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MAn they dish out some insane stat rulers too. I've had a 6/5/5 and the others haven't been much worse.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 13:19 |
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Reformed is so epic now. I really like switching my fervour focus. Trade focus is so good in peace, but the war and stab bonuses have their place too. I used the stab one when I first switch and I had a single revolt that came from an event.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 00:43 |
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Reformed Trade focus + Netherlands ideas + Dutch Republic Statists...
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 00:44 |
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I'm doing the Venice chieve...what would be the best way to get CBs on Mamlukes/Moldova to get the trade provinces I want.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 09:20 |
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Now just have to figure out what to do about Ottomans.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 09:35 |
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I have Ragusa and Constantinople and now I'm making le retard face and wondering what to do next.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 09:52 |
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You can;t even do that awesome start where you'd overwhelm them with galleys bfore you blockaded them with one ship per port until they died from rebels anymore.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 09:53 |
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I just assume that everything with mountains will roll mountains anyway, but the river crossing thing is a godsend.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 12:05 |
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Map Gamer Feels: you're laying in bed, but you can't sleep because you keep trying to think up strats for a game you're playing/planning.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 12:45 |
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Larry Parrish posted:yeah excetp i also think Pretty Borders are dumb............ LEave. Noew.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 05:16 |
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I was so angry at the post I couldn;t even typoe properly.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 05:16 |
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/jakeface
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 06:26 |
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Just had a cool early war against Austria as venice. I attacked Ferrara thinking that Austria might not join because htye were fighting Burgundy, but the fuckers joined any way. I actually got completely wiped, but managed to restore my army in Venizia with mercs and steal Ferrara and then Wien before peacing out with a hearty lol. I think the only thing that really saved me from gettign my rear end kicked was the morale bonus from Aristocrats faction.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 08:58 |
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I always forget that the AI takes zero naval attrition instead of just having a maximum blockade range or something so I get poo poo like Denmark blockading Ragusa at dip tech 3. Someone please smash the Wiz's head in with a cinder block.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 09:24 |
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Lmao. I loving stomped Poland thanks to morale bonus + 1 tech ahead and NO terrain bonuses. 40 units versus 18 and my leader was a crummy 3 fire 1 shock guy. Boom thanks I'll take Bessarabia.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 09:48 |
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Coring Ragusa, Constantinople, Ferrara and Bessarabia and it's 1457 and I have zero admin points and still on tech 3...lol.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 09:49 |
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Cool thing about owning Bessarabia. The hordes will beat the crap out of Crimea while ottomans go Durrr...DURRR because you won;t give them mil access.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 09:59 |
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Lawman 0 posted:need a cool start in EU4 that's different now stat. Try Venetian Sea and share strats with me.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 13:29 |
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I lost a war against ottomans and they made me give up core on Albania and release Corfu...but jokes on them I conquered Corfu when the truce ran out!!! I also alliance chained Cyprus by attacking Athens, and Rhodes joined in too so My Byz vassal is getting buff. I keep Cyprus to fabricate tho.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 13:31 |
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Larry Parrish posted:is the byzantium 1444 start even possible. wtf. Byz start was possible a few patches ago...I've done it twice. I'm doing Venice now though.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 13:44 |
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Wormskull posted:Corffffffuuuuuuuu. I just imagined a Rage Guy in a Fez, or a giant turban yelling that and laughed.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 14:03 |
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Larry Parrish posted:i got insta-conquered by ottomans but then i restarted and they went to war with the hordes instead, so they were distracted. one of the black sea minors conquered one of my cores so i jumped in and annexed their whole lovely nation. i feel like its gonna be a long string of battles like that, where i just beat up some poo poo-idiot that got missed by the ottomans You need to butter up Austria, or Poland imo.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 14:04 |
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There is literally no downside to mercantilism. Crank it really high and increases the TP you get from provinces. It's really good if you own the CoTs and Estuaries.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 21:58 |
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Beating the poo poo out of the Ottomans early game almost feels as good as beating the poo poo out of France.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 01:17 |
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It's even cooler when QQ won't give them mil access because they got buff and rivalled them so their big stack just sits in Anatolia and cries.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 01:18 |
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All of the important Map Gamers are already my Steam Friends.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 03:49 |
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Map Gamer feels: Looking at the screenshots of the Unit DLC because you know you'll never notice it in game.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 03:50 |
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Pewdiepie posted:This is sparta!!!! *kicks the fucktarded op into a well What he deuce.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 05:03 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:55 |
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It's so insanely bullshit they made a whole ex pack for the new world and literally did not bother touching central/south america.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 05:11 |