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I'll be GMing this let's get this started folks.
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this is the one where you can roll for your rear end in a top hat size right
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Oct 9, 2014 22:13
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Oct 9, 2014 22:13
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:this is the one where you can roll for your rear end in a top hat size right Correct! I'm going to run this pretty loosely (hah) so feel free to take liberties. I'm more about the RP here than anything else.
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Oct 9, 2014 22:14
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I'm in
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Oct 9, 2014 22:17
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*bends over, spreads rear end cheeks* goat see
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Oct 9, 2014 22:22
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why the gently caress not eh
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Oct 9, 2014 22:22
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Allright everyone start posting background for your characters here. Just call me the Puppetmaster and assume I'm like that guy in Eyes Wide Shut who ended up asking "would you kindly remove your mask"
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Oct 9, 2014 22:24
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My character is named Demtuao Mourneblade, of the Mourneblade legacy. A cyborg Transnigger from the Eastern Bay. My rear end in a top hat is size 23.
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Oct 9, 2014 22:30
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Name: aubrey drake graham Alisases: Champagne Papi, Drizzy, Ethnicity: Lightskin Black Origins : Aubrey Drake Graham was born on October 24, 1986, in Toronto, Ontario, to parents Sandi Graham (née Sher), an educator, and Dennis Graham, a drummer who worked with Jerry Lee Lewis. Two of his uncles, Larry Graham and Teenie Hodges, are also musicians. Drake's father is an African-American from Memphis, Tennessee, and Drake's mother is a white Jewish Canadian. He attended a Jewish day school and had a Bar Mitzvah. His parents divorced when he was five years old, and he was raised by his mother in two Toronto neighbourhoods; he lived on Weston Road in the city's west end, until the sixth grade, when he moved to the affluent Forest Hill. As a youth, he played minor hockey with the Weston Red Wings. Drake has commented on the move to Forest Hill and his mother's struggle, saying that "She wanted the best for her family. She found us a half of a house we could live in. The other people had the top half, we had the bottom half. I lived in the basement, my mom lived on the first floor. It was not big, it was not luxurious. It was what we could afford." Drake then began attending Forest Hill Collegiate Institute, where he began acting, but did not graduate. It was the first of two high schools he would attend, as he later went to Vaughan Road Academy, describing it as "not by any means the easiest school to go to. It's a tough school." Despite dropping out of high school, years later, he graduated in October 2012. At the age of 15, Drake met an agent, the father of a high school friend. The agent found Drake a role on the Canadian TV show Degrassi: The Next Generation as Jimmy Brooks. In the show, Brooks is a basketball star who became physically disabled after he was shot by a classmate. Drake describes how his early acting career affected his family, "My mother was very sick. We were very poor, like broke. The only money I had coming in was off of Canadian TV, which isn't that much money when you break it down. A season of Canadian television is under a teacher's salary, I'll tell you that much. It's definitely not something to go loving get."[18] He would continue his acting career on Degrassi: The Next Generation until 2009, when his character graduated from Degrassi. Overall, he appeared in a total of 138 episodes. Looking back on his early life, Drake had to essentially live two different lives because of his parents' divorce; he lived in a very upper-class part of Toronto, and, when in Memphis, was told he was "the furthest thing from hood." He witnessed many life-changing experiences because of this, one being his father's arrest, which he describes by saying "The fact that I didn't have a father, because he was in jail two separate times. He did a two-year bid and a three-year bid, I was there when he got taken down. We had just gotten back from Memphis." However, Drake comments on his childhood experiences by saying "I've seen things that didn't make me happy. They were character building. That's why I think people in the hood can still connect with what I'm saying even though I'm not saying 'yeah I got crack in my pocket' 'cause that wasn't my struggle necessarily, [but] I speak from a place that's just human emotion." Drake stated that his parents' divorce greatly affected him as a person, saying, "I had to become a man very quickly and be the backbone for a woman who I love with all my heart, my mother." At the age of 24, Drake commented on his early life by saying "I've seen a lot, man. I've seen a lot of life, put it that way. I've been with the most blessed kids in the world. I've been with people whose life is right at the bottom of the barrel. I was on a TV show, I went to art school, I went to hood schools. I've lived. I've lived a full 24 years, man." Around this time, Drake was dating fellow Canadian R&B singer Keshia Chanté. 
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Oct 9, 2014 22:30
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I'm in.
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Oct 9, 2014 22:31
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Name: Blade Race: Half-Human, Half-Vampire Class: Vampire-Hunter/Samurai I have a katana, shuriken, automatic firearms and a tight virgin rear end in a top hat ripe for the picking
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Oct 9, 2014 22:36
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I cant find the character generator online anymore.
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Oct 9, 2014 22:36
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Here we go http://www.mediafire.com/?ff39h4t8cfp8c7f Heres my guy ---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------ Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved. ------------------------General Character Information------------------------------ Character Name: Ajirake Gender: M Race: Kobold Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Middle Age Homeland: Level: Religion: Height: 50 Weight: 77 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Peasant Age: 29 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Blue-gray Skin Color: Silvery White Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 4th Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Light Brown w/ some gray Hair Type: Thick, straight Hair Length: 17 Vision: Perfect natural vision Facial Feature: Diminished jawbone Perceived as feminine Birthplace: Hamlet Birthday:3/14/5071 Most Attactive Feature: Crotch Most Repulsive Feature: Chest Appearance: Notes: ----------------------------Character Abilities------------------------------------- Sub-ability Score Mods ____________________________________________________________________________________ PHYSIQUE: 69 -17 Physical Fitness: 75 -13 Sprint: 38 Strength: 46 -34 Damage: -34% C&J: 25 Bench: 50 DL: 75 Bodily Attractiveness: 60 -25 Health: 95 -3 Int/Vom: +3% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 55% CHARISMA: 85 -6 Facial: 44 -34 Description: Repelling Vocal: 105 3 Description: Normal Kinetic: 89 -6 Description: Ordinary Rhetoric: 104 3 Avg. Speech: 152 or 187 (50%) DEXTERITY: 108 3 Hand-Eye Coordination: 104 3 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch Agility: 110 6 CA Bonus: 2 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3 Reaction Speed: 84 -10 Deep Sleep Recov: 2 Enunciation: 135 17 Max Speech: 260 Casting: -12% INTELLIGENCE: 100 0 Language: 107 3 #: 3 Vocab: Undismayed Math: 72 -17 Highest Math: Division Analytical: 99 0 Spatial: 124 12 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 750 WISDOM: 90 -6 Drive: 93 -3 Hours Resting: 17 Intuition: 88 -6 Common Sense: 94 -3 Likely to: - Reflection: 88 -6 Earliest memory at: Age 3 Life Points: 9 Unconscious: 1 CA: 12 Piety Points: 86 Magic Points: Breadth: 25 BMI: 21.714 BMI Status: Overweight -------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------ Ethicality: 8 Morality: 1 You are: Unethical w/Neutral tendencies Immoral -------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------ Sanguine: 22 Choleric: 63 Melancholic: 8 Phlegmatic: 67 Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Choleric -------------------------------------Starting Funds--------------------------------- Silver Pieces: 2 ------------------------------------Mental Illnesses-------------------------------- None --------------------------------------Allergies------------------------------------- Allergy 1: asthma ------------------------------------Rare Features----------------------------------- Handedness: Right-handed Foot Size: 8 Head Cicumference: 22.53 -----------------------------------Sexual Features---------------------------------- Manhood Length: 5.95833 Manhood Circumference: 5.4191 Anal Circumference Potential: 14 Nipple Length: 0.25 Areola Diameter: 1 Areola Hue: Medium Tongue Size: 2 Sexuality: Heterosexual Debauchery: 95
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Oct 9, 2014 22:42
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random generation, here we go... ---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------ Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved. ------------------------General Character Information------------------------------ Character Name: Riena Gender: F Race: Kobold Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Puberty Homeland: Level: Religion: Height: 42 Weight: 50 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Slave Age: 12 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Silvery White Marital Status: Happily Married Birth Rank: 3rd Birth Status: Bastard Hair Color: Black Hair Type: Thin, wavy Hair Length: 36 Vision: Perfect natural vision Facial Feature: Diminished jawbone Perceived as feminine Birthplace: Town Birthday:4/9/5088 Most Attactive Feature: Mannerisms Most Repulsive Feature: Hair Appearance: Notes: ----------------------------Character Abilities------------------------------------- Sub-ability Score Mods ____________________________________________________________________________________ PHYSIQUE: 80 -10 Physical Fitness: 98 0 Sprint: 32 Strength: 32 -44 Damage: -44% C&J: 18 Bench: 36 DL: 54 Bodily Attractiveness: 84 -10 Health: 107 3 Int/Vom: -3% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 58% CHARISMA: 100 0 Facial: 71 -17 Description: Homely Vocal: 64 -21 Description: Always says 'uh' or 'um' Kinetic: 135 17 Description: Smooth Rhetoric: 133 17 Avg. Speech: 165 to 175 (50%) DEXTERITY: 109 6 Hand-Eye Coordination: 106 3 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch Agility: 108 3 CA Bonus: 1 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3 Reaction Speed: 112 6 Deep Sleep Recov: 2 Enunciation: 112 6 Max Speech: 220 Casting: -4% INTELLIGENCE: 84 -10 Language: 89 -6 #: 2 Vocab: Experimental Math: 88 -6 Highest Math: Fractions Analytical: 64 -21 Spatial: 97 0 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 200 WISDOM: 97 0 Drive: 64 -21 Hours Resting: 19 Intuition: 109 6 Common Sense: 109 6 Likely to: - Reflection: 108 3 Earliest memory at: Age 3 Life Points: 8 Unconscious: 1 CA: 11 Piety Points: 55 Magic Points: Breadth: 21 BMI: 19.983 BMI Status: Healthy weight -------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------ Ethicality: 23 Morality: 45 You are: Neutral w/Unethical tendencies Neutral -------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------ Sanguine: 38 Choleric: 59 Melancholic: 61 Phlegmatic: 97 Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic -------------------------------------Starting Funds--------------------------------- Silver Pieces: 0 ------------------------------------Mental Illnesses-------------------------------- Illness 1: depression Illness 2: sleepwalking disorder Illness 3: antisocial personality disorder Illness 4: raptophilia --------------------------------------Allergies------------------------------------- None ------------------------------------Rare Features----------------------------------- Handedness: Right-handed Foot Size: 9 Head Cicumference: 21.7564 -----------------------------------Sexual Features---------------------------------- Vaginal Circumference Potential: 6 Vaginal Depth Potential: 3.745 Anal Circumference Potential: 8 Nipple Length: 0.25 Cup Size: B Hymen Resistance: 43 Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Difficult to identify Tongue Size: 2 Sexuality: Heterosexual Debauchery: 39
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Oct 9, 2014 22:48
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Effectronica posted:random generation, here we go... Congratulations on your successful marriage. However, your anal circumference potential is worryingly low.
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Oct 9, 2014 22:51
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Oct 9, 2014 22:51
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Pewdiepie posted:Congratulations on your successful marriage. However, your anal circumference potential is worryingly low. Ill allow forceful expansion
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Oct 9, 2014 22:51
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Pewdiepie posted:Congratulations on your successful marriage. However, your anal circumference potential is worryingly low. also, depression, sleepwalking, APD, and a fetish for raping people
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Oct 9, 2014 22:53
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Effectronica posted:also, depression, sleepwalking, APD, and a fetish for raping people Seems like the average E/N poster to me
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Oct 9, 2014 22:53
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Oct 9, 2014 22:56
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OK, I made a real character now. ------------------------General Character Information------------------------------ Character Name: Zorac, (with a C, not a K) The Pedophile Apologist Gender: M Race: Subterranean Troll Player Name: Black Baby Goku Occupation: Online Moderator Age Category: Adult who should know better Homeland: The South Level: 1 Religion: Catholic Height: 71 Weight: 113 Siblings: 3 Social Class: Peasant Age: 46 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Green Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 2nd Birth Status: Mistake Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thick, curly, hair on tip on penis. Hair Length: 5 Vision: hosed up Facial Feature: Ugly as sin Birthplace: Village Birthday:8/3/5094 Most Attactive Feature: none Most Repulsive Feature: Most of face and body, with a horribly disfigured penis Appearance:The most goddamn awful thing you could ever imagine Notes: is called a "friend of the family" in public constantly, no sense of humor. ----------------------------Character Abilities------------------------------------- Sub-ability Score Mods ____________________________________________________________________________________ PHYSIQUE: 52 -29 Physical Fitness: 62 -21 Sprint: 43 Strength: 35 -44 Damage: -44% C&J: 18 Bench: 36 DL: 54 Bodily Attractiveness: 23 -56 Health: 90 -6 Int/Vom: +6% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 53% CHARISMA: 63 -21 Facial: 87 -6 Description: Plain Vocal: 57 -25 Description: Monotone Kinetic: 47 -34 Description: Coarse Rhetoric: 63 -21 Avg. Speech: 120 or 240 (50%) DEXTERITY: 49 -29 Hand-Eye Coordination: 49 -29 Finger Prec: 1/4 inch Agility: 55 -25 CA Bonus: -7 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3 Reaction Speed: 49 -29 Deep Sleep Recov: 3 Enunciation: 45 -34 Max Speech: 110 Casting: +90% INTELLIGENCE: 59 -25 Language: 72 -17 #: 2 Vocab: Combination Math: 42 -38 Highest Math: Multiplication Analytical: 48 -34 Spatial: 74 -13 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 50 WISDOM: 66 -21 Drive: 59 -25 Hours Resting: 20 Intuition: 96 -3 Common Sense: 51 -29 Likely to: Sleep with a child Reflection: 60 -25 Earliest memory at: Age 5 Life Points: 18 Unconscious: 3 CA: 7 Piety Points: 75 Magic Points: Breadth: 35 BMI: 69.420 BMI Status: MORBIDLY OBESE friend of the family -------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------ Ethicality: 46 Morality: 46 You are: Neutral Neutral -------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------ Sanguine: 39 Choleric: 53 Melancholic: 66 Phlegmatic: 72 Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic -------------------------------------Starting Funds--------------------------------- Silver Pieces: 1 ------------------------------------Mental Illnesses-------------------------------- Illness 1: phobia: Metrophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry --------------------------------------Allergies------------------------------------- Allergy 1: eggs Allergy 2: milk Allergy 3: mammals ------------------------------------Rare Features----------------------------------- Handedness: Right-handed Foot Size: 7 Head Cicumference: 25.466 -----------------------------------Sexual Features---------------------------------- Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 6.62667 Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 0.5 Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 60 Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Light Tongue Size: 3 Sexuality: Pedophile Debauchery: 1
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Oct 9, 2014 23:08
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:OK, I made a real character now.
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Oct 9, 2014 23:09
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:OK, I made a real character now.
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Oct 9, 2014 23:10
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:OK, I made a real character now. Lmfao
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Oct 9, 2014 23:21
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I AM BRAWW posted:Name: aubrey drake graham can I lick your butt
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Oct 9, 2014 23:26
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there was a for real fatal game here on SA before i remember being linked to it iirc
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Oct 9, 2014 23:31
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---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------ Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved. ------------------------General Character Information------------------------------ Character Name: Ajirake Gender: M Race: Kobold Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult Homeland: Level: Religion: Height: 51 Weight: 73 Siblings: 1 Social Class: Slave Age: 14 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Blue-gray Skin Color: Silvery White Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 2nd Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Dirty Blond Hair Type: Thick, wavy, oily Hair Length: 29 Vision: Far-sightedness, 5 feet Facial Feature: Mole on nose Perceived as prone to financial losses, a medication reliant, difficult to conserve wealth Birthplace: Capital City Birthday:11/3/5086 Most Attactive Feature: Hair Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks Appearance: Notes: ----------------------------Character Abilities------------------------------------- Sub-ability Score Mods ____________________________________________________________________________________ PHYSIQUE: 82 -10 Physical Fitness: 89 -6 Sprint: 41 Strength: 54 -29 Damage: -29% C&J: 28 Bench: 57 DL: 85 Bodily Attractiveness: 80 -10 Health: 106 3 Int/Vom: -3% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 58% CHARISMA: 98 0 Facial: 85 -6 Description: Plain Vocal: 88 -6 Description: Normal Kinetic: 110 6 Description: Ordinary Rhetoric: 109 6 Avg. Speech: 155 or 185 (50%) DEXTERITY: 113 6 Hand-Eye Coordination: 118 9 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch Agility: 102 0 CA Bonus: 0 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3 Reaction Speed: 116 9 Deep Sleep Recov: 2 Enunciation: 117 9 Max Speech: 230 Casting: -6% INTELLIGENCE: 84 -10 Language: 58 -25 #: 1 Vocab: Wavering Math: 104 3 Highest Math: Algebra Analytical: 75 -13 Spatial: 100 0 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 200 WISDOM: 113 6 Drive: 125 12 Hours Resting: 14 Intuition: 105 3 Common Sense: 108 3 Likely to: - Reflection: 115 9 Earliest memory at: Age 2 Life Points: 13 Unconscious: 2 CA: 10 Piety Points: 62 Magic Points: Breadth: 25 BMI: 19.7866 BMI Status: Healthy weight -------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------ Ethicality: 53 Morality: 2 You are: Neutral Immoral -------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------ Sanguine: 18 Choleric: 68 Melancholic: 100 Phlegmatic: 57 Primary Temperament: Melancholic Secondary Temperament: Choleric -------------------------------------Starting Funds--------------------------------- Silver Pieces: 1 ------------------------------------Mental Illnesses-------------------------------- Illness 1: avoidant personality disorder Illness 2: depression --------------------------------------Allergies------------------------------------- Allergy 1: asthma ------------------------------------Rare Features----------------------------------- Handedness: Right-handed Foot Size: 9 Head Cicumference: 25.02 -----------------------------------Sexual Features---------------------------------- Manhood Length: 4.5475 Manhood Circumference: 4.79307 Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.7 Areola Diameter: 1.5 Areola Hue: Difficult to identify Tongue Size: 2 Sexuality: Heterosexual Debauchery: 34
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Oct 9, 2014 23:36
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:OK, I made a real character now. porco dio cazzo!
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Oct 9, 2014 23:38
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Zorac, You awaken to the sounds of hooting owls and fall off the park bench you are sleeping on. To the north is a road leading to an Inn with Daycare Center ((OOC: if you'd like to begin in the Inn and encounter Zorac shortly please let me know but tag it with OOC tags!)). To the south is the road you were traveling before; on either side are random alleyways that you have no idea about but look somewhat enticing if you're hosed in the head.
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Oct 9, 2014 23:43
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((OOC: I'd like my character to be in the INN.))
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Oct 9, 2014 23:48
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[Pulls pocket mirror out of robes and inspects the pencil thin mustache I have been growing] Yes. Still looks good. [begins to sweat profusely, much like an addict]. I need to find a fix... and quick! Offward to thy ol' simple Town Inn, the one with the childcare I have been sworn to attend regularly, as is the will of mine God. Almighty.
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Oct 9, 2014 23:53
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:[Pulls pocket mirror out of robes and inspects the pencil thin mustache I have been growing] Yes. Still looks good. [begins to sweat profusely, much like an addict]. I need to find a fix... and quick! Offward to thy ol' simple Town Inn, the one with the childcare I have been sworn to attend regularly, as is the will of mine God. Almighty. As you approach the Inn you hear raucous singing interspersed with the sounds of children playing.
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Oct 10, 2014 00:33
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[thinking internally]: Nothing in this world, nary, nothing in thy known universe gets me HOTTER and HORNIER, than the sound of children playing. Perhaps children screaming... I'll have to dwell on that more. Maybe the craze the kids play with nowadays as well...pocket monsters... but alas, I have no time for that. [I approach the Inn and go inside, beelining for the Child Play Pen Area]
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Oct 10, 2014 01:01
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A big dicked middle aged fat kobold with asthma is chilling in the inn.
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Oct 10, 2014 02:22
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Pewdiepie posted:Congratulations on your successful marriage. However, your anal circumference potential is worryingly low.
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Oct 10, 2014 02:27
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:OK, I made a real character now.
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Oct 10, 2014 02:28
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Zorac, you hear and see this as you beeline for the child's play area:  What do you do Aubrey, Your butt itches and you witness whats happening Big dicked middle aged fat kobold with asthma, You also witness the guard accosting Zorac
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Oct 10, 2014 02:28
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Pewdiepie posted:A big dicked middle aged fat kobold with asthma is chilling in the inn. Another kobold with asthma and a smaller dick is chilling there too
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Oct 10, 2014 02:30
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:Another kobold with asthma and a smaller dick is chilling there too A smaller dicked kobold with asthma, You see the other bigger dicked kobold and have an asthma attack Also you witness Zorac's altercation with the guard
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