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Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

I'm in.

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Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

I cant find the character generator online anymore.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Here we go http://www.mediafire.com/?ff39h4t8cfp8c7f

Heres my guy
---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Ajirake Gender: M Race: Kobold
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Middle Age
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 50 Weight: 77 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 29 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Blue-gray Skin Color: Silvery White
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 4th
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Light Brown w/ some gray Hair Type: Thick, straight
Hair Length: 17 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Diminished jawbone
Perceived as feminine
Birthplace: Hamlet Birthday:3/14/5071
Most Attactive Feature: Crotch Most Repulsive Feature: Chest
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 69 -17
Physical Fitness: 75 -13 Sprint: 38
Strength: 46 -34 Damage: -34% C&J: 25 Bench: 50 DL: 75
Bodily Attractiveness: 60 -25
Health: 95 -3 Int/Vom: +3% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 55%

CHARISMA: 85 -6
Facial: 44 -34 Description: Repelling
Vocal: 105 3 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 89 -6 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 104 3 Avg. Speech: 152 or 187 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 108 3
Hand-Eye Coordination: 104 3 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 110 6 CA Bonus: 2 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 84 -10 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 135 17 Max Speech: 260 Casting: -12%

INTELLIGENCE: 100 0
Language: 107 3 #: 3 Vocab: Undismayed
Math: 72 -17 Highest Math: Division
Analytical: 99 0
Spatial: 124 12 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 750

WISDOM: 90 -6
Drive: 93 -3 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 88 -6
Common Sense: 94 -3 Likely to: -
Reflection: 88 -6 Earliest memory at: Age 3


Life Points: 9 Unconscious: 1 CA: 12

Piety Points: 86 Magic Points:

Breadth: 25 BMI: 21.714 BMI Status: Overweight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 8 Morality: 1
You are: Unethical w/Neutral tendencies Immoral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 22 Choleric: 63 Melancholic: 8 Phlegmatic: 67
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Choleric

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 2

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: asthma
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 8
Head Cicumference: 22.53

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 5.95833 Manhood Circumference: 5.4191
Anal Circumference Potential: 14 Nipple Length: 0.25
Areola Diameter: 1 Areola Hue: Medium
Tongue Size: 2 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 95

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Effectronica posted:

random generation, here we go...

---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Riena Gender: F Race: Kobold
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Puberty
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 42 Weight: 50 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Slave
Age: 12 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Silvery White
Marital Status: Happily Married Birth Rank: 3rd
Birth Status: Bastard Hair Color: Black Hair Type: Thin, wavy
Hair Length: 36 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Diminished jawbone
Perceived as feminine
Birthplace: Town Birthday:4/9/5088
Most Attactive Feature: Mannerisms Most Repulsive Feature: Hair
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 80 -10
Physical Fitness: 98 0 Sprint: 32
Strength: 32 -44 Damage: -44% C&J: 18 Bench: 36 DL: 54
Bodily Attractiveness: 84 -10
Health: 107 3 Int/Vom: -3% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 58%

CHARISMA: 100 0
Facial: 71 -17 Description: Homely
Vocal: 64 -21 Description: Always says 'uh' or 'um'
Kinetic: 135 17 Description: Smooth
Rhetoric: 133 17 Avg. Speech: 165 to 175 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 109 6
Hand-Eye Coordination: 106 3 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 108 3 CA Bonus: 1 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 112 6 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 112 6 Max Speech: 220 Casting: -4%

INTELLIGENCE: 84 -10
Language: 89 -6 #: 2 Vocab: Experimental
Math: 88 -6 Highest Math: Fractions
Analytical: 64 -21
Spatial: 97 0 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 200

WISDOM: 97 0
Drive: 64 -21 Hours Resting: 19
Intuition: 109 6
Common Sense: 109 6 Likely to: -
Reflection: 108 3 Earliest memory at: Age 3


Life Points: 8 Unconscious: 1 CA: 11

Piety Points: 55 Magic Points:

Breadth: 21 BMI: 19.983 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 23 Morality: 45
You are: Neutral w/Unethical tendencies Neutral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 38 Choleric: 59 Melancholic: 61 Phlegmatic: 97
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 0

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: depression
Illness 2: sleepwalking disorder
Illness 3: antisocial personality disorder
Illness 4: raptophilia

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None

------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 9
Head Cicumference: 21.7564

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 6 Vaginal Depth Potential: 3.745
Anal Circumference Potential: 8 Nipple Length: 0.25
Cup Size: B Hymen Resistance: 43
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Difficult to identify
Tongue Size: 2 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 39

Congratulations on your successful marriage. However, your anal circumference potential is worryingly low.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

OK, I made a real character now.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Zorac, (with a C, not a K) The Pedophile Apologist Gender: M Race: Subterranean Troll
Player Name: Black Baby Goku Occupation: Online Moderator Age Category: Adult who should know better
Homeland: The South Level: 1 Religion: Catholic
Height: 71 Weight: 113 Siblings: 3 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 46 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Green
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Mistake Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thick, curly, hair on tip on penis.
Hair Length: 5 Vision: hosed up
Facial Feature: Ugly as sin
Birthplace: Village Birthday:8/3/5094
Most Attactive Feature: none Most Repulsive Feature: Most of face and body, with a horribly disfigured penis
Appearance:The most goddamn awful thing you could ever imagine
Notes: is called a "friend of the family" in public constantly, no sense of humor.

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 52 -29
Physical Fitness: 62 -21 Sprint: 43
Strength: 35 -44 Damage: -44% C&J: 18 Bench: 36 DL: 54
Bodily Attractiveness: 23 -56
Health: 90 -6 Int/Vom: +6% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 53%

CHARISMA: 63 -21
Facial: 87 -6 Description: Plain
Vocal: 57 -25 Description: Monotone
Kinetic: 47 -34 Description: Coarse
Rhetoric: 63 -21 Avg. Speech: 120 or 240 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 49 -29
Hand-Eye Coordination: 49 -29 Finger Prec: 1/4 inch
Agility: 55 -25 CA Bonus: -7 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 49 -29 Deep Sleep Recov: 3
Enunciation: 45 -34 Max Speech: 110 Casting: +90%

INTELLIGENCE: 59 -25
Language: 72 -17 #: 2 Vocab: Combination
Math: 42 -38 Highest Math: Multiplication
Analytical: 48 -34
Spatial: 74 -13 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 50

WISDOM: 66 -21
Drive: 59 -25 Hours Resting: 20
Intuition: 96 -3
Common Sense: 51 -29 Likely to: Sleep with a child
Reflection: 60 -25 Earliest memory at: Age 5


Life Points: 18 Unconscious: 3 CA: 7

Piety Points: 75 Magic Points:

Breadth: 35 BMI: 69.420 BMI Status: MORBIDLY OBESE friend of the family

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 46 Morality: 46
You are: Neutral Neutral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 39 Choleric: 53 Melancholic: 66 Phlegmatic: 72
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 1

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: phobia: Metrophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: eggs
Allergy 2: milk
Allergy 3: mammals
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 7
Head Cicumference: 25.466

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 6.62667
Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 0.5
Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 60
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 3 Sexuality: Pedophile
Debauchery: 1

Lmfao

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

A big dicked middle aged fat kobold with asthma is chilling in the inn.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

I've been just chilling at the bar, eating chips with guac out of my pectus excavatum. But now I've pretty much finished the chips and I'm ready to go when Zorac bursts in. I'm highly debauched, unethical too and immoral, so I came here for the day care. I draw my fists and attack the guard.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

I'm doing wrestling moves on the guard. I've been fed up with the discrimination against pedophiles for far too long. Its time to take action.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

I AM BRAWW posted:

"I'm living like I'm on my last adventure.." Drake softly whispers to himself, ordering another Margarita. He scratches his butt, listening in on Zorac, The Guard and the Small Dicked Kobolds.

My dick is really big for a kobold its almost 1/8th of my standing height and everyone who sees me notices that Im packing heat.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

I notice Ajirake's dick. "Why, that is quite a nice dick you have there. Not my preference though, *in hushed tone* I prefer childs penis, of the oriental variety"

I scrunch up my hosed up kobold face like a messed up perverted kobold would and smile. "I know just the spot... Let us hasten to the daycare."

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

One has a big dick, the other has a small one. Are they related? No one knows.

EDIT: AIDS! As a bugchases, Ajidrake the Babydicked is happy at his capture! The gift of STD must be spread!

I stop in my tracks when I sense the transmission of AIDS nearby. "We must bring this kobold with us - he is crucial to our quest." I laugh evilly because Im thinking about babys that have AIDS.

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Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

My god, these children are barely children at all! As long as they aren't legal though, that's all that matters!

Will the two kobolds please hold a child down so I may inspect his rear end in a top hat

Absolutely.

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