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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

there was a for real fatal game here on SA before i remember being linked to it iirc

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Ajirake Gender: M Race: Kobold
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 51 Weight: 73 Siblings: 1 Social Class: Slave
Age: 14 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Blue-gray Skin Color: Silvery White
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Dirty Blond Hair Type: Thick, wavy, oily
Hair Length: 29 Vision: Far-sightedness, 5 feet
Facial Feature: Mole on nose
Perceived as prone to financial losses, a medication reliant, difficult to conserve wealth
Birthplace: Capital City Birthday:11/3/5086
Most Attactive Feature: Hair Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 82 -10
Physical Fitness: 89 -6 Sprint: 41
Strength: 54 -29 Damage: -29% C&J: 28 Bench: 57 DL: 85
Bodily Attractiveness: 80 -10
Health: 106 3 Int/Vom: -3% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 58%

CHARISMA: 98 0
Facial: 85 -6 Description: Plain
Vocal: 88 -6 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 110 6 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 109 6 Avg. Speech: 155 or 185 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 113 6
Hand-Eye Coordination: 118 9 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 102 0 CA Bonus: 0 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 116 9 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 117 9 Max Speech: 230 Casting: -6%

INTELLIGENCE: 84 -10
Language: 58 -25 #: 1 Vocab: Wavering
Math: 104 3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 75 -13
Spatial: 100 0 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 200

WISDOM: 113 6
Drive: 125 12 Hours Resting: 14
Intuition: 105 3
Common Sense: 108 3 Likely to: -
Reflection: 115 9 Earliest memory at: Age 2


Life Points: 13 Unconscious: 2 CA: 10

Piety Points: 62 Magic Points:

Breadth: 25 BMI: 19.7866 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 53 Morality: 2
You are: Neutral Immoral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 18 Choleric: 68 Melancholic: 100 Phlegmatic: 57
Primary Temperament: Melancholic Secondary Temperament: Choleric

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 1

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: avoidant personality disorder
Illness 2: depression
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: asthma
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 9
Head Cicumference: 25.02

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 4.5475 Manhood Circumference: 4.79307
Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.7
Areola Diameter: 1.5 Areola Hue: Difficult to identify
Tongue Size: 2 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 34

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

OK, I made a real character now.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Zorac, (with a C, not a K) The Pedophile Apologist Gender: M Race: Subterranean Troll
Player Name: Black Baby Goku Occupation: Online Moderator Age Category: Adult who should know better
Homeland: The South Level: 1 Religion: Catholic
Height: 71 Weight: 113 Siblings: 3 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 46 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Green
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Mistake Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thick, curly, hair on tip on penis.
Hair Length: 5 Vision: hosed up
Facial Feature: Ugly as sin
Birthplace: Village Birthday:8/3/5094
Most Attactive Feature: none Most Repulsive Feature: Most of face and body, with a horribly disfigured penis
Appearance:The most goddamn awful thing you could ever imagine
Notes: is called a "friend of the family" in public constantly, no sense of humor.

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 52 -29
Physical Fitness: 62 -21 Sprint: 43
Strength: 35 -44 Damage: -44% C&J: 18 Bench: 36 DL: 54
Bodily Attractiveness: 23 -56
Health: 90 -6 Int/Vom: +6% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 53%

CHARISMA: 63 -21
Facial: 87 -6 Description: Plain
Vocal: 57 -25 Description: Monotone
Kinetic: 47 -34 Description: Coarse
Rhetoric: 63 -21 Avg. Speech: 120 or 240 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 49 -29
Hand-Eye Coordination: 49 -29 Finger Prec: 1/4 inch
Agility: 55 -25 CA Bonus: -7 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 49 -29 Deep Sleep Recov: 3
Enunciation: 45 -34 Max Speech: 110 Casting: +90%

INTELLIGENCE: 59 -25
Language: 72 -17 #: 2 Vocab: Combination
Math: 42 -38 Highest Math: Multiplication
Analytical: 48 -34
Spatial: 74 -13 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 50

WISDOM: 66 -21
Drive: 59 -25 Hours Resting: 20
Intuition: 96 -3
Common Sense: 51 -29 Likely to: Sleep with a child
Reflection: 60 -25 Earliest memory at: Age 5


Life Points: 18 Unconscious: 3 CA: 7

Piety Points: 75 Magic Points:

Breadth: 35 BMI: 69.420 BMI Status: MORBIDLY OBESE friend of the family

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 46 Morality: 46
You are: Neutral Neutral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 39 Choleric: 53 Melancholic: 66 Phlegmatic: 72
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 1

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: phobia: Metrophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: eggs
Allergy 2: milk
Allergy 3: mammals
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 7
Head Cicumference: 25.466

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 6.62667
Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 0.5
Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 60
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 3 Sexuality: Pedophile
Debauchery: 1

porco dio cazzo!

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Pewdiepie posted:

A big dicked middle aged fat kobold with asthma is chilling in the inn.

Another kobold with asthma and a smaller dick is chilling there too

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

As an asmathic creature with obesity, crippling depression and antisocial syndromes, I recognize Zorac as one of my own brothers. "Greetings, brother! Is there something I can help with?"

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Babydick Ajidrake... That is how I was known on the fighting ring on dark days, eons ago. Yet this baby dick is now cruising for a loving, and if there is something that needs loving, is that downed guard over there. I rape the dead body.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

I think you are confused, unless... are there TWO Ajidrakes in the inn tonight? My word. My Stars. And my heavens. Truly this is a sign. And you both are packing such marvelous packages below. Heh Heh heh. Yes. Indeed.

One has a big dick, the other has a small one. Are they related? No one knows.

EDIT: AIDS! As a bugchases, Ajidrake the Babydicked is happy at his capture! The gift of STD must be spread!

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

May the glory of AIDS be spread to all bungholes for nurgle!!! Small dick kobold looks around suspiciously "Hark! Thereth be a trappeth hereth????"

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

"I got sloppy seconds!"

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Babydick starts singing as he pins down the children for the horrible acts, an ancient tune of his people:

"Conversion software seven point o... Looking at the eyes of a tired hub... Eating seeds like a pastime activity... The toxicity of our city OF OUR CIII~TY!"

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

I creep from behind and start jerking off to Zorac's bunghole. Perhaps a money shot at the right place shall give him aids as well?

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Mar 25, 2011

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