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My character is named Demtuao Mourneblade, of the Mourneblade legacy. A cyborg Transnigger from the Eastern Bay. My rear end in a top hat is size 23.
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Oct 9, 2014 22:30
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OK, I made a real character now. ------------------------General Character Information------------------------------ Character Name: Zorac, (with a C, not a K) The Pedophile Apologist Gender: M Race: Subterranean Troll Player Name: Black Baby Goku Occupation: Online Moderator Age Category: Adult who should know better Homeland: The South Level: 1 Religion: Catholic Height: 71 Weight: 113 Siblings: 3 Social Class: Peasant Age: 46 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Green Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 2nd Birth Status: Mistake Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thick, curly, hair on tip on penis. Hair Length: 5 Vision: hosed up Facial Feature: Ugly as sin Birthplace: Village Birthday:8/3/5094 Most Attactive Feature: none Most Repulsive Feature: Most of face and body, with a horribly disfigured penis Appearance:The most goddamn awful thing you could ever imagine Notes: is called a "friend of the family" in public constantly, no sense of humor. ----------------------------Character Abilities------------------------------------- Sub-ability Score Mods ____________________________________________________________________________________ PHYSIQUE: 52 -29 Physical Fitness: 62 -21 Sprint: 43 Strength: 35 -44 Damage: -44% C&J: 18 Bench: 36 DL: 54 Bodily Attractiveness: 23 -56 Health: 90 -6 Int/Vom: +6% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 53% CHARISMA: 63 -21 Facial: 87 -6 Description: Plain Vocal: 57 -25 Description: Monotone Kinetic: 47 -34 Description: Coarse Rhetoric: 63 -21 Avg. Speech: 120 or 240 (50%) DEXTERITY: 49 -29 Hand-Eye Coordination: 49 -29 Finger Prec: 1/4 inch Agility: 55 -25 CA Bonus: -7 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3 Reaction Speed: 49 -29 Deep Sleep Recov: 3 Enunciation: 45 -34 Max Speech: 110 Casting: +90% INTELLIGENCE: 59 -25 Language: 72 -17 #: 2 Vocab: Combination Math: 42 -38 Highest Math: Multiplication Analytical: 48 -34 Spatial: 74 -13 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 50 WISDOM: 66 -21 Drive: 59 -25 Hours Resting: 20 Intuition: 96 -3 Common Sense: 51 -29 Likely to: Sleep with a child Reflection: 60 -25 Earliest memory at: Age 5 Life Points: 18 Unconscious: 3 CA: 7 Piety Points: 75 Magic Points: Breadth: 35 BMI: 69.420 BMI Status: MORBIDLY OBESE friend of the family -------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------ Ethicality: 46 Morality: 46 You are: Neutral Neutral -------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------ Sanguine: 39 Choleric: 53 Melancholic: 66 Phlegmatic: 72 Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic -------------------------------------Starting Funds--------------------------------- Silver Pieces: 1 ------------------------------------Mental Illnesses-------------------------------- Illness 1: phobia: Metrophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry --------------------------------------Allergies------------------------------------- Allergy 1: eggs Allergy 2: milk Allergy 3: mammals ------------------------------------Rare Features----------------------------------- Handedness: Right-handed Foot Size: 7 Head Cicumference: 25.466 -----------------------------------Sexual Features---------------------------------- Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 6.62667 Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 0.5 Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 60 Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Light Tongue Size: 3 Sexuality: Pedophile Debauchery: 1
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Oct 9, 2014 23:08
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[Pulls pocket mirror out of robes and inspects the pencil thin mustache I have been growing] Yes. Still looks good. [begins to sweat profusely, much like an addict]. I need to find a fix... and quick! Offward to thy ol' simple Town Inn, the one with the childcare I have been sworn to attend regularly, as is the will of mine God. Almighty.
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Oct 9, 2014 23:53
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[thinking internally]: Nothing in this world, nary, nothing in thy known universe gets me HOTTER and HORNIER, than the sound of children playing. Perhaps children screaming... I'll have to dwell on that more. Maybe the craze the kids play with nowadays as well...pocket monsters... but alas, I have no time for that. [I approach the Inn and go inside, beelining for the Child Play Pen Area]
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Oct 10, 2014 01:01
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Everyone relax...relax... no need to fight. [Pulls out my wallet and shows the ONLINE MODERATOR card] This card entitles me to be a complete immoral shithead, with no sense of humor. It also allows me to admire children, my sole purpose for existence.
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Oct 10, 2014 02:38
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:As an asmathic creature with obesity, crippling depression and antisocial syndromes, I recognize Zorac as one of my own brothers. "Greetings, brother! Is there something I can help with?" "Hail and well met traveler! [lowers voice to a whisper] my name is Zorac, the Pedophile of the East, and I'm here to sample some of the... finer delights this town may have to offer"
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Oct 10, 2014 02:51
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I'm seeing the wrestling moves being performed on the guard. "Ah yes, the legend of Worldstar resides in the one they call Ajirake"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:05
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I notice Ajirake's dick. "Why, that is quite a nice dick you have there. Not my preference though, *in hushed tone* I prefer childs penis, of the oriental variety"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:08
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:Babydick Ajidrake... That is how I was known on the fighting ring on dark days, eons ago. Yet this baby dick is now cruising for a loving, and if there is something that needs loving, is that downed guard over there. I rape the dead body. I think you are confused, unless... are there TWO Ajidrakes in the inn tonight? My word. My Stars. And my heavens. Truly this is a sign. And you both are packing such marvelous packages below. Heh Heh heh. Yes. Indeed.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:13
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By Ghuldale the mighty! That guard isn't dead! He was merely asleep during the rape!
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Oct 10, 2014 03:14
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Pewdiepie posted:I scrunch up my hosed up kobold face like a messed up perverted kobold would and smile. "I know just the spot... Let us hasten to the daycare." [I smirk a really hosed up smile that only a man who could waste 40 hours or more moderating an online forum could smile, and follow, wordlessly]
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Oct 10, 2014 03:16
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My god, these children are barely children at all! As long as they aren't legal though, that's all that matters! Will the two kobolds please hold a child down so I may inspect his rear end in a top hat
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Oct 10, 2014 03:37
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[inspecting the child's rear end in a top hat like the rings on a tree] drat the 16 versions of hell I believe in! These is no child! This is legally speaking, an adult! Begone foul beast!
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Oct 10, 2014 04:59
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stoutfish posted:hmm yes ironic child rape (OOC) um if you actually read this they are legal adults in imperial lands. gently caress head.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:19
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drat, AIDS worked fast
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Oct 10, 2014 14:28
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Never thought I'd miss Zorac: the online moderator who is addicted to loving children And yet here we are...
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Oct 10, 2014 14:35
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