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Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

why the gently caress not eh

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 22:22

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:39

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

random generation, here we go...

---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Riena Gender: F Race: Kobold
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Puberty
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 42 Weight: 50 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Slave
Age: 12 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Silvery White
Marital Status: Happily Married Birth Rank: 3rd
Birth Status: Bastard Hair Color: Black Hair Type: Thin, wavy
Hair Length: 36 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Diminished jawbone
Perceived as feminine
Birthplace: Town Birthday:4/9/5088
Most Attactive Feature: Mannerisms Most Repulsive Feature: Hair
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 80 -10
Physical Fitness: 98 0 Sprint: 32
Strength: 32 -44 Damage: -44% C&J: 18 Bench: 36 DL: 54
Bodily Attractiveness: 84 -10
Health: 107 3 Int/Vom: -3% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 58%

CHARISMA: 100 0
Facial: 71 -17 Description: Homely
Vocal: 64 -21 Description: Always says 'uh' or 'um'
Kinetic: 135 17 Description: Smooth
Rhetoric: 133 17 Avg. Speech: 165 to 175 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 109 6
Hand-Eye Coordination: 106 3 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 108 3 CA Bonus: 1 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 112 6 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 112 6 Max Speech: 220 Casting: -4%

INTELLIGENCE: 84 -10
Language: 89 -6 #: 2 Vocab: Experimental
Math: 88 -6 Highest Math: Fractions
Analytical: 64 -21
Spatial: 97 0 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 200

WISDOM: 97 0
Drive: 64 -21 Hours Resting: 19
Intuition: 109 6
Common Sense: 109 6 Likely to: -
Reflection: 108 3 Earliest memory at: Age 3

Life Points: 8 Unconscious: 1 CA: 11

Piety Points: 55 Magic Points:

Breadth: 21 BMI: 19.983 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 23 Morality: 45
You are: Neutral w/Unethical tendencies Neutral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 38 Choleric: 59 Melancholic: 61 Phlegmatic: 97
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 0

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: depression
Illness 2: sleepwalking disorder
Illness 3: antisocial personality disorder
Illness 4: raptophilia

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None

------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 9
Head Cicumference: 21.7564

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 6 Vaginal Depth Potential: 3.745
Anal Circumference Potential: 8 Nipple Length: 0.25
Cup Size: B Hymen Resistance: 43
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Difficult to identify
Tongue Size: 2 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 39

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 22:48

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Pewdiepie posted:

Congratulations on your successful marriage. However, your anal circumference potential is worryingly low.

also, depression, sleepwalking, APD, and a fetish for raping people

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 22:53

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

OK, I made a real character now.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Zorac, (with a C, not a K) The Pedophile Apologist Gender: M Race: Subterranean Troll
Player Name: Black Baby Goku Occupation: Online Moderator Age Category: Adult who should know better
Homeland: The South Level: 1 Religion: Catholic
Height: 71 Weight: 113 Siblings: 3 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 46 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Green
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Mistake Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thick, curly, hair on tip on penis.
Hair Length: 5 Vision: hosed up
Facial Feature: Ugly as sin
Birthplace: Village Birthday:8/3/5094
Most Attactive Feature: none Most Repulsive Feature: Most of face and body, with a horribly disfigured penis
Appearance:The most goddamn awful thing you could ever imagine
Notes: is called a "friend of the family" in public constantly, no sense of humor.

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 52 -29
Physical Fitness: 62 -21 Sprint: 43
Strength: 35 -44 Damage: -44% C&J: 18 Bench: 36 DL: 54
Bodily Attractiveness: 23 -56
Health: 90 -6 Int/Vom: +6% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 53%

CHARISMA: 63 -21
Facial: 87 -6 Description: Plain
Vocal: 57 -25 Description: Monotone
Kinetic: 47 -34 Description: Coarse
Rhetoric: 63 -21 Avg. Speech: 120 or 240 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 49 -29
Hand-Eye Coordination: 49 -29 Finger Prec: 1/4 inch
Agility: 55 -25 CA Bonus: -7 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 49 -29 Deep Sleep Recov: 3
Enunciation: 45 -34 Max Speech: 110 Casting: +90%

INTELLIGENCE: 59 -25
Language: 72 -17 #: 2 Vocab: Combination
Math: 42 -38 Highest Math: Multiplication
Analytical: 48 -34
Spatial: 74 -13 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 50

WISDOM: 66 -21
Drive: 59 -25 Hours Resting: 20
Intuition: 96 -3
Common Sense: 51 -29 Likely to: Sleep with a child
Reflection: 60 -25 Earliest memory at: Age 5

Life Points: 18 Unconscious: 3 CA: 7

Piety Points: 75 Magic Points:

Breadth: 35 BMI: 69.420 BMI Status: MORBIDLY OBESE friend of the family

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 46 Morality: 46
You are: Neutral Neutral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 39 Choleric: 53 Melancholic: 66 Phlegmatic: 72
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 1

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: phobia: Metrophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: eggs
Allergy 2: milk
Allergy 3: mammals
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 7
Head Cicumference: 25.466

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 6.62667
Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 0.5
Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 60
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 3 Sexuality: Pedophile
Debauchery: 1

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 23:10

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

The girl kobold walks in from changing the straw in the upstairs rooms and starts whistling nervously on noticing the notorious "Babydick Ajirake" is in the bar.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 03:04

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Widestancer posted:

Girl Kobold,

You hear the sounds of a manly suplex being performed and see the crazy poo poo going down. This gives you the vapors and you feel a slight need to settle down with a mint julep.

I wrestle deeply with my base nature but my immoral tendencies lead me to slip behind the bar and start making a julep while the bartender is distracted.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 03:11

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Widestancer posted:

Men Kobolds and Zorac,

As you enter the child's play area you notice something amiss ((I am rolling for your ability sense what's going on))

((rolling...))

((Big Dick Kobold, you notice that the children are all just about to turn 18. Not children at all, by jove! The rest of you just notice that something is amiss))

Female Kobold,

You find the mint julep refreshing and it has slightly calmed your hysteria, or wandering womb as it was once called.

Raptophilia wins out over depression and I creep into the daycare, empty bourbon bottle in hand.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 03:35

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:39

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Riena compares her height to Zorac's and goes for a stepladder.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 03:53

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