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FartRomancer.EXE posted:this is the one where you can roll for your rear end in a top hat size right Correct! I'm going to run this pretty loosely (hah) so feel free to take liberties. I'm more about the RP here than anything else.
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Oct 9, 2014 22:14
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Allright everyone start posting background for your characters here. Just call me the Puppetmaster and assume I'm like that guy in Eyes Wide Shut who ended up asking "would you kindly remove your mask"
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Oct 9, 2014 22:24
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Pewdiepie posted:Congratulations on your successful marriage. However, your anal circumference potential is worryingly low. Ill allow forceful expansion
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Oct 9, 2014 22:51
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Effectronica posted:also, depression, sleepwalking, APD, and a fetish for raping people Seems like the average E/N poster to me
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Oct 9, 2014 22:53
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:OK, I made a real character now.
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Oct 9, 2014 23:09
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Zorac, You awaken to the sounds of hooting owls and fall off the park bench you are sleeping on. To the north is a road leading to an Inn with Daycare Center ((OOC: if you'd like to begin in the Inn and encounter Zorac shortly please let me know but tag it with OOC tags!)). To the south is the road you were traveling before; on either side are random alleyways that you have no idea about but look somewhat enticing if you're hosed in the head.
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Oct 9, 2014 23:43
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:[Pulls pocket mirror out of robes and inspects the pencil thin mustache I have been growing] Yes. Still looks good. [begins to sweat profusely, much like an addict]. I need to find a fix... and quick! Offward to thy ol' simple Town Inn, the one with the childcare I have been sworn to attend regularly, as is the will of mine God. Almighty. As you approach the Inn you hear raucous singing interspersed with the sounds of children playing.
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Oct 10, 2014 00:33
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Zorac, you hear and see this as you beeline for the child's play area:  What do you do Aubrey, Your butt itches and you witness whats happening Big dicked middle aged fat kobold with asthma, You also witness the guard accosting Zorac
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Oct 10, 2014 02:28
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:Another kobold with asthma and a smaller dick is chilling there too A smaller dicked kobold with asthma, You see the other bigger dicked kobold and have an asthma attack Also you witness Zorac's altercation with the guard
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Oct 10, 2014 02:31
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((OOC if someone who isn't one of the main characters thus far wants to take over for the guard that'd be cool I guess))
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Oct 10, 2014 02:58
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:"Hail and well met traveler! [lowers voice to a whisper] my name is Zorac, the Pedophile of the East, and I'm here to sample some of the... finer delights this town may have to offer"  The guard then sees your Online Moderator Card "Oh...nevermind. Keep your nose clean. I've got my eye on you."
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Oct 10, 2014 03:04
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Pewdiepie posted:I'm doing wrestling moves on the guard. I've been fed up with the discrimination against pedophiles for far too long. Its time to take action. You perform wrestling moves on the guard  
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Oct 10, 2014 03:06
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Effectronica posted:The girl kobold walks in from changing the straw in the upstairs rooms and starts whistling nervously on noticing the notorious "Babydick Ajirake" is in the bar. Girl Kobold, You hear the sounds of a manly suplex being performed and see the crazy poo poo going down. This gives you the vapors and you feel a slight need to settle down with a mint julep.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:08
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Silver Striker posted:*on the floor, crumpled in a heap after suplex and rape, slowing regaining consciousness* ((OOC this is awesome poo poo and I encourage this sort of thing)) Arijake Due to your frail constitution and body ridden with asthmatic sickness you have contracted aids from the guard's bum. Your magic kobold STD sense tells you this.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:15
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Men Kobolds and Zorac, As you enter the child's play area you notice something amiss ((I am rolling for your ability sense what's going on)) ((rolling...)) ((Big Dick Kobold, you notice that the children are all just about to turn 18. Not children at all, by jove! The rest of you just notice that something is amiss)) Female Kobold, You find the mint julep refreshing and it has slightly calmed your hysteria, or wandering womb as it was once called.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:28
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A woman appears "They ran off into the city!" *womanly weeping* "The little ones, so young! Won't anyone save them?"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:39
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:My god, these children are barely children at all! As long as they aren't legal though, that's all that matters! ((rolling perception)) ((Zorac, since you are not in IMPERIAL LANDS it appears that these are in fact humans of legal age. If it doesn't happen in IMPERIAL LANDS, it may not be illegal. You realize this by making a great perception roll))
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Oct 10, 2014 03:42
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:My god, these children are barely children at all! As long as they aren't legal though, that's all that matters! Pewdiepie posted:Absolutely. TheLovablePlutonis posted:Babydick starts singing as he pins down the children for the horrible acts, an ancient tune of his people: 
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Oct 10, 2014 03:52
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I AM BRAWW posted:Drake takes the womans hands and slowly heads towards the exit. "I got my eyes on you, you're everything that I see, I want your hot love and emotion endlessly." Once outside, they get into his new sports car. "Just hold on, we're going home. Just hold on, we're going home. "  You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes ((You exit the Inn))
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Oct 10, 2014 04:04
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Everyone gets aids and starts to die as they should
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Oct 10, 2014 05:08
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Everybody has died from aids contracted earlier.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:26
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Oct 10, 2014 14:27
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:drat, AIDS worked fast The Stoutfish Strain is pretty virulent.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:31
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:Never thought I'd miss Zorac: the online moderator who is addicted to loving children There's always undeath if you guys are into that
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Oct 10, 2014 14:36
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