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google THIS

bo-peps once got drunk on a cold winter's night
and kicked to the curb naked after a bar fight
he passed out face-down in a dirty snowbank
he'd still be there today if his rear end weren't so rank

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pig slut lisa

irl is good


i do not think we should have a second thread about rear end poetry, unless some coward closed the first one

El Spider

you said you wanted a list of thread ideas not related to "that" and here you are making a thread about poems written about asses.. smh

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our future new mod has shown his true colors by closing his unfunny thread when it started to become funny despite his best efforts, so i am starting the revolution preemptively

if you love freedom you'll make a rhyme about butts itt

Los Lobos posted:

you said you wanted a list of thread ideas not related to "that" and here you are making a thread about poems written about asses.. smh

it's mainly about one particular guy's rear end but i guess people will take their liberties

Piso Mojado

Bo peppers old rear end
As white as the driven snow
Will not save you here

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my other poems, rescued from the jaws of fascism


bo-pepper's rear end is a sight to behold
pockmarked and covered with, i dunno, mold?
it's wet like a corpse fished out of a latrine
don't look if you're smart 'cause it can't be unseen

if you get stuck in a lake in a cave for a year
and your skin gets so pale that it almost looks clear
just look at bo-pepper's rear end, young troglodyte
you'll think to yourself, "hey, i'm doing all right!"

Slot


Pardon me oh heinous rear end,
time has fled while gas was passed.
Now pale with age you poot your last,
rip ur hole, you old rear end rear end.

i am he

why has byob been so vulgar lately?

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bird.

I wonder everywhere I go
With each white thing pale as snow
Where is this rear end of which everyone speaks
Bo-Pepps will you ever show us dem cheeks?

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