Russians with Russian Credit Cards

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Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Yesterday at work, some Russian who looked strangely like this guy:

Tried to make a big ticket purchase with something like this:

And I was like, "Ummm... let me get the, oh wait... I'm the manager."

I'M THE MANAGER :stare:

# ? Oct 14, 2014 15:28

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# ? May 21, 2024 11:52

alnilam

Idgi you're allowed to refuse a method of payment especially if your place explicitly only accepts visa mastercard etc

What happened

# ? Oct 14, 2014 15:50

google THIS

you don't accept poccnr?!

# ? Oct 14, 2014 15:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

alnilam posted:

Idgi you're allowed to refuse a method of payment especially if your place explicitly only accepts visa mastercard etc

What happened

He was tortured to death by the Russian mafia. RIP

# ? Oct 14, 2014 15:58

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Jett posted:

you don't accept poccnr?!

Only with a backward N and forward facing R. Not with both backward. That's just ridiculous.

# ? Oct 14, 2014 15:59

verily carefree

haha POCCИЯ

# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:53

mags: Can't post for 3 days!

if i was russian id hjave puttin on horseback as the background of my POCCИЯ card

# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:57

beer pal

thats fuckin crazy op

# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:58

alnilam

is that his actual card btw
did you catch the guy's name an address too? just asking

# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:59

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

alnilam posted:

is that his actual card btw
did you catch the guy's name an address too? just asking

Nope, just a sample picture I found online. He had a Russian name and odor.

# ? Oct 14, 2014 20:35

Savage For The Winjun

all the russians i know just pay in USD sorry for your hurtbag russians, OP.

# ? Oct 14, 2014 20:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

all russians are bad people. there, I said it

# ? Oct 14, 2014 20:57

ulvir

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

He had a Russian odor.

lol

# ? Oct 14, 2014 21:09

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

We had this new kid in my high school who moved to my town straight from Russia. The dude had crazy amounts of bestiality videos. He said everyone in Russia jerks off to that stuff.

Once, when the vending machine in the cafeteria ate his dollar, he smashed it open with a chair and just took the bag of chips he paid for.

# ? Oct 14, 2014 21:40

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

He got blowjobs from THREE girls in one night at a party :shrug:

One told me he had this weird purple dick.

# ? Oct 14, 2014 21:42

google THIS

but did he have a russian odor this is important

# ? Oct 14, 2014 21:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Some Russians lived in the house across the street until they were all arrested, and I can assure you there is an unmistakable 'Russian odor'

# ? Oct 14, 2014 21:46

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Jett posted:

but did he have a russian odor this is important

Never got that close to him.

But I know one of the girls who blew him. I'll have to ask her what she remembers about his smell and his freaky schlong after ten years.

# ? Oct 14, 2014 21:47