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 it's a pad you put in your underwear and it neutralizes your farts so they don't smell. do they work and how long have they had them???
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i like the smell of my owns farts thanks
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Oct 14, 2014 21:05
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is that a picture of a used one?
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Oct 14, 2014 21:06
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any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
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Oct 14, 2014 21:08
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i dunno if it's used, i stole it from amazon so... probably
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Oct 14, 2014 21:08
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I've been "strapped" for about five years. Best decision of my life
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Oct 14, 2014 21:08
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I would never have been able to fart in public again if it were'nt for my rear end filters, thanks AssCo
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Oct 14, 2014 21:09
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RobattoJesus posted:any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
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Oct 14, 2014 21:09
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I can smell my own rear end
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Oct 14, 2014 21:10
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this just creates an area of resistance that the poo gas will just take evasive action to avoid what im saying is this is worthless because it doesnt make a tight seal you'd want to install the filter in a butt plug
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Oct 14, 2014 21:10
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Butt plugs prevent the gas from escaping in the first place and you can actually use many cheaper alternatives to expensive store-bought plugs. I found a rock on the side of the road that works great.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:12
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Neutrino posted:Butt plugs prevent the gas from escaping in the first place and you can actually use many cheaper alternatives to expensive store-bought plugs. I found a rock on the side of the road that works great. its not a solid plug, it has a filter in the middle. you could also fit this with a valve if you'd like. version 2.0 has a pressure regulator connected to your smartphone via bluetooth so you can monitor and blog.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:14
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Not sure what the point in farting is if no one can smell it.Neutrino posted:Butt plugs prevent the gas from escaping in the first place and you can actually use many cheaper alternatives to expensive store-bought plugs. I found a rock on the side of the road that works great. Not trying to call you out but everyone who knows buttplugs knows a fart will just launch it out of your rear end like a champagne cork.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:18
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Not sure what the point in farting is if no one can smell it. enjoyable sound+sensation
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Oct 14, 2014 21:18
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Okay look, this product is doctor recommended and approved for people with conditions that cause embarrasing flatulence and it would be great if you guys wouldn't make fun of it. This is a comfortable product for people with flatulence issues and the humor isn't welcome or appropriate. You can see more about the product here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aAopOVmEY&t=11s
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Oct 14, 2014 21:29
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Dolphin posted:Okay look, this product is doctor recommended and approved for people with conditions that cause embarrasing flatulence and it would be great if you guys wouldn't make fun of it. This is a comfortable product for people with flatulence issues and the humor isn't welcome or appropriate.
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Oct 14, 2014 22:02
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I also hear a version with a muffler is in the works and as someone with an eating disorder that causes severe flatulence I have to say, that gets me pretty excited.
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Oct 14, 2014 22:29
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"Flat-D"...I smell a piquant username!
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Oct 14, 2014 22:51
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Somebody get in touch with that E/N poster who was ruining his life because he couldn't stop nuking everybody with rancid cheese farts
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Oct 14, 2014 22:52
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Dolphin posted:I also hear a version with a muffler is in the works and as someone with an eating disorder that causes severe flatulence I have to say, that gets me pretty excited. what kind of lameass eating disorder makes you fart all the time lmao
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Oct 14, 2014 22:54
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:what kind of lameass eating disorder makes you fart all the time lmao
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Oct 14, 2014 23:01
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I. Like this.
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Oct 14, 2014 23:02
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Criminal Minded posted:Somebody get in touch with that E/N poster who was ruining his life because he couldn't stop nuking everybody with rancid cheese farts lol I had to track that thread down, I don't know why it was gassed(hehehe), should have been goldmined: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3512850
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Oct 14, 2014 23:08
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bulimia is for dumb teens and anorexia is for mature adult women
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Oct 14, 2014 23:09
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:bulimia is for dumb teens and anorexia is for mature adult women This 10k
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Oct 14, 2014 23:10
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Dolphin posted:it's really not funny, it started when i was a kid and i got tortured for it endlessly at school. my parents did everything they could, i saw psychologists and doctors and such and have taken more medications than i can even list, but no matter what i do i still compulsively eat pork and beans every day. it's all i ever eat. i'm riddled with it. Really sorry to hear that buddy. Keep your chin up and maybe one day you will meet that special someone with a fetish for really farty anal. GrrrlSweatshirt posted:bulimia is for dumb teens and anorexia is for mature adult women Very true, a lady knows impulse control.
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Dolphin posted:I also hear a version with a muffler is in the works and as someone with an eating disorder that causes severe flatulence I have to say, that gets me pretty excited.
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