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its a tool where salespeople are supposed to log every single thing they do. its a lot like torture. i guess its so you can check whether they dont sell because of the economy or whether theyre lazy shits. also its got an api and i wrote the worst code in my life against it for a plug-in for an employer once
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Oct 15, 2014 20:23
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lol so its just an overgrown hr tool?
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no you save your contacts and poo poo in there and cold call people and really obviously read notes to them "so the last time i called we talked about... storrrraaagge solutions, right?" it's also used as a ticketing system by stupid companies
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Oct 15, 2014 20:38
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cool it's milkie
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salesforce is bent and twisted into a variety of business solutions.
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they have these big tacky signs on their offices that say SOFTWARE with a red circle and a slash though it and it's like wait are you guys running paper forms? sales is the most boring and horrible thing in business so if you never have to deal with crm consider yourself lucky Smythe posted:salesforce is bent and twisted into a variety of business solutions.
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im going to start a cloud based crm and my killer feature will be discounts for accounts that exist but aren't used.
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its like gravity force but with boat sails instead of trampolines
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Widdiful posted:its like gravity force but with boat sails instead of trampolines  gently caress that one pixel in teh bottom right that flashes out on teh last frame really pisses me off
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Oct 16, 2014 01:45
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we dont need more cloud based crm
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Oct 16, 2014 02:39
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bobbilljim posted:
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Salesfarce
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gale force shart
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pram posted:we dont need more cloud based crm oh??? i think you may be interested in this extremely powerful and flexible enterprise cloud solution
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sales on railsforce
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pram posted:we dont need more cloud based crm but your SME's can customize it to fit their business processes without the help of a developer. departments can leverage shared knowledge to discover new markets and increase loyalty in existing customers. best of all our cloud based SaaS platform minimizes initial capital requirements allowing you to invest in your business not your infrastructure. motherfucker!
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Oct 16, 2014 04:58
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here's the keynote op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-fFHZuIa40
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Oct 16, 2014 04:59
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the nonprofit i worked at used salesforce to keep track of who donated what and during what event so that we could guilt them into doing it again later
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hail satan
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the computer shop i worked at sold T1s on the side, and they used salesforce for outage ticketing.
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incredible
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i still cant believe companies are willing to store their sensitive business critical stuff on some 3rd party clod whats gonna happen if salesforce went bankrupt/got bought/had a datacenter fire/etc... how hosed will the companies be?
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:went bankrupt/got bought/had a datacenter fire/etc... you realize all this stuff applies to non outsourced things too
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i don't know, op
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there is benefit in outsourcing to 'teh cloud' like salesforce. they can afford better equipment like exadatas, better design, architecture, etc all because of economy of scale. salesforce datacenter is much better than your retard company setting up some dell garbage in a colo srry
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i walked past yerba buena park at lunchtime today and there were lots of people wearing blue lanyards and there was a stage set up playing "what does the fox say" and it said DREAMFORCE 2014 thats my story 
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pram posted:you realize all this stuff applies to non outsourced things too i was thinking more about the data storage. i never used salesforce but since its cloud i am assuming the customer doesn't have access to the raw data and data schema.
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u thought wrong bitch
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:i was thinking more about the data storage. i never used salesforce but since its cloud i am assuming the customer doesn't have access to the raw data and data schema. there's export tools. but there's that. tbh I'd probably rather have my data secured by sales force than some small companies ( even lots of big ones) it team.
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has someone said failsforce yet
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Oct 16, 2014 05:48
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:i still cant believe companies are willing to store their sensitive business critical stuff on some 3rd party clod http://www.google.com/work/apps/business/
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cloudsource all it for great justice
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wife literally asked me what salesforce was a few nights ago, because of their SF event I guess, and I gave her a hand-wavey answer because I didn't really know but it looks like I was pretty close to the real answer.
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why bother paying for some other rear end in a top hat's crm software when you can hire a team of developers to cobble together your very own in-house crm software ???
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