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WindmillSlayer

i googled it lithium is used both in fast cars and in people who go to kickass basement raves

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i am he

psych: so you dont like 3d porn?
me: its exploitative
psych: uh
me: hentai harms no one
psych: hmm
me: youre on the wrong side of history

g0lbez

and then you'll beg

pig slut lisa posted:

ok i didnt know there was another brain acronym for the anime mod, what does that one do?
they all have different acronyms and side effects but they do the same thing which is numb the pain of being alive. some people when they are alive experience a nonstop urge to kill themselves or if not then a nonstop urge to just do nothing and every depression medication does the same thing. they just activate different parts of the brain, of which some will kill you if you interact them with alcohol and others will not

g0lbez

and then you'll beg
am i supposed to make serious posts in byob or is there another forum i should be posting these words to

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

wait was that serious

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

g0lbez posted:

am i supposed to make serious posts in byob or is there another forum i should be posting these words to

Ist whatever you want it to be, ultimately your teh stupids if'n you take anything yob seriously tho

bwatts

g0lbez posted:

they all have different acronyms and side effects but they do the same thing which is numb the pain of being alive. some people when they are alive experience a nonstop urge to kill themselves or if not then a nonstop urge to just do nothing and every depression medication does the same thing. they just activate different parts of the brain, of which some will kill you if you interact them with alcohol and others will not

g0lbez

and then you'll beg

DickBastardly posted:

Ist whatever you want it to be, ultimately your teh stupids if'n you take anything yob seriously tho

*flips you off with both fingers!!!*

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

g0lbez posted:

*flips you off with both fingers!!!*

I am going to kill myself now. Serious post.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


i wonder if some of the brain acronyms would be less necessary if ppl focused on other acronyms like IRA, 401k, 457b, RMD, FI, etc

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

pig slut lisa posted:

i wonder if some of the brain acronyms would be less necessary if ppl focused on other acronyms like IRA, 401k, 457b, RMD, FI, etc

i have a 403b it's nice

g0lbez

and then you'll beg
i'm not actually killing myself though i just know people that have a dependency on the drugs that the op was inquiring about and then i proceeded to write an entire serious paragraph of those drug interactions in byob and idk what the gently caress has become of my life now

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Bo-Pepper posted:

i have a 403b it's nice

you're a public leech like me :yayclod:

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
honestly, I took this thread seriously too. I wouldn't want someone to take a uninformed risk with drugs and hurt themselves. On the other hand, I am going to kill myself.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


here's my cool favstar acronym: Y.A.W. (yob at work)

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*takes properly prescribed medications, maintaining communication with doctor about their effectiveness*
I'M A DRUG ADDICT

g0lbez

and then you'll beg

Bo-Pepper posted:

*takes properly prescribed medications, maintaining communication with doctor about their effectiveness*
I'M A DRUG ADDICT

hahah but that's not what would happen in that situation.....

g0lbez

and then you'll beg
hahahah....

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

g0lbez posted:

hahah but that's not what would happen in that situation.....

Isn't it though?

pig slut lisa

irl is good


i bet the acronym doctors make a lot of money, and they deserve it

g0lbez

and then you'll beg

DickBastardly posted:

Isn't it though?

i guess it would happen with a big ol bunch of dummies

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

pig slut lisa posted:

i bet the acronym doctors make a lot of money, and they deserve it

why yes i am a dr of acronyms. my name? oh of course it's dr bartlett, I.I.T.Y.W.I.M.W.Y.B.M.A.D.

g0lbez

and then you'll beg
i like to think most people with brain problems recognize they have brain problems and are cognizant enough to realize that they are dependent upon certain drugs and would not call themselves drug addicts for taking professionally prescribed medication but what the gently caress do i know i'm just a court jester

i am he

my therapist won't stop asking me if i'm mad

pig slut lisa

irl is good


arlen of sasoons was an acronym doctor, if youthink about it

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

g0lbez posted:

i like to think most people with brain problems recognize they have brain problems and are cognizant enough to realize that they are dependent upon certain drugs and would not call themselves drug addicts for taking professionally prescribed medication but what the gently caress do i know i'm just a court jester

The thing about brain problems is that your the only sane one in an insane world and all teh drugs are mind control drugs and the reptilians are here to help, so what if we have to feed them a few people here and there you know? I mean, whos to say we're not reptilians and the doctors aren't cloned nazi scientists bent on world domination via mind control. I take all my prescribed meds in the proper doses though, because, honestly, I don't really feel like a reptilian. They're cool though, i'm not against feeding them people, I mea whos really innocent anyway?

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
^ I am stupid, sorry about this stupid derail. *slowly backs out door*

g0lbez

and then you'll beg

DickBastardly posted:

The thing about brain problems is that your the only sane one in an insane world and all teh drugs are mind control drugs and the reptilians are here to help, so what if we have to feed them a few people here and there you know? I mean, whos to say we're not reptilians and the doctors aren't cloned nazi scientists bent on world domination via mind control. I take all my prescribed meds in the proper doses though, because, honestly, I don't really feel like a reptilian. They're cool though, i'm not against feeding them people, I mea whos really innocent anyway?

this is basically my dad's thought process

pig slut lisa

irl is good


DickBastardly posted:

^ I am stupid, sorry about this stupid derail. *slowly backs out door*

please don;t derail the thread i took nearly dozens of seconds to think about and create

vermeul

Free Acid
people feel sad so they go to the doctor to get happy pills. They should just try living in Africa for 2 weeks.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


vermeul posted:

people feel sad so they go to the doctor to get happy pills. They should just try living in Africa for 2 weeks.

why is that, what is good or bad about africa?

A Stupid Baby

lip up fatty
its probably all the sunshine and friendly locals, cheers you right up

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

pig slut lisa posted:

please don;t derail the thread i took nearly dozens of seconds to think about and create

*bursts through wall like kool-aid man*

I will drive this thread so far into oblivion that everyone will wish they fed themselves to reptillians years ago.

*slowly backs through wall rubble*

emmie

FluffieDuckie posted:

i know someone who won't take her meds bc she thinks that they're dangerous.

so she does meth to self medicate

i wish i were joking

sad :(

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

pig slut lisa posted:

why is that, what is good or bad about africa?

Two people I know have visited Africa and they both told me the people there are super loving friendly and psyched out to see a real live white person. I've also met people from Africa who have come to the U.S. and they are usually bewildered at why Americans are so mean and generally not happy/friendly.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


DickBastardly posted:

Two people I know have visited Africa and they both told me the people there are super loving friendly and psyched out to see a real live white person. I've also met people from Africa who have come to the U.S. and they are usually bewildered at why Americans are so mean and generally not happy/friendly.

tell them to come to midwest and try "hot dish", we love differences here

pig slut lisa

irl is good


curious to hear more opinons about africa

Afro Doug

i used to think that i needed to take pills for my brain, but after joining isis my self confidence is at record highs. and i have a hot new wife

bird.

me: I wanna eat pizza
therapist: do you think your love of pizza comes from your childhood?
me: yah. ate lots back then, yah. good poo poo.
therapist: what happens when you don't get to eat pizza?
me: .................i lay my forlorn head into my folded arms feeling a deepness of breath inflating my chest to the point where it's vessel designed to capture all of the pressures of modernity my mind brushes against. as i close my eyes i hear the thick patter of rainfall like television static. by myself, weather too miserable to go out, the television boring. as i exhale i suddenly see with fresh eyes that this house of mine, this neighborhood it is in... they are just boxes in a greyscale landscape of endless suburban sprawl filled with... people? no. no they are just the barely conscious dross corpses of once-humans dancing flailing hooting wooting mindlessly at a tireless procession of hollow fetishistic memes. memes where we give them the silhouette of any icon they are supposed to recognize and it lights up the applause sign in their brain to an audience of gullible synapses. "haha you're so kafkaesque" they'll say. gently caress you, cockroach, die alone in agony.
*silence*
therapist: ....well first off i'm not the right kind of doctor for this but i think the good news is it sounds like you can probably keep eating pizza if you take lactaid pills
me: sick! Later doc!

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pig slut lisa posted:

tell them to come to midwest and try "hot dish", we love differences here

oh god

hot dish

with...with campbells cream of mushroom soup maybe?

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