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A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

this filthy monkery has taken your sprite and has not yet tarnished it but is soon to gtet his filthy monkey spit on it.

Do you hit this monkey

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:21

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# ? May 31, 2024 08:16

Matoi Ryuko

Of course not.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:21

SIDS Vicious

haha i only drink fresca op, no monkey would steal that

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:21

thewizardofshoe

he's just obeying his thirst

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:21

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

no I take out my fiddle and start playing "thank god I'm a country boy"

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:23

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

he can have it

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:31

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

sprite is gross

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:31

posting smiling

i would reason with it.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:34

Bizarro Bike: oh boy your are sick

i'd bitch about it but i wouldn't take matters into my own hands

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:39

tradjik

i would spit some dope freestyles at that naughty monkey and school his rear end old school style

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

don't ever hit a monkey. certainly don't ever hit an ape as those motherfuckers will straight up murder you

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:49

tradjik

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

don't ever hit a monkey. certainly don't ever hit an ape as those motherfuckers will straight up murder you

or a gorilla, unless you are the gorilla trainer

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:50

A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

apes arent monkeys :engleft:

Ok ok maybe you are intimidated by that sprite can sized monkey

this small monkey has just fingered your wife/husband/significant other

will you hit this monkey?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:53

Full-Bodied Flavor

you don't hit the monkey, he is thirsty and everybody deserves the cool refreshing taste of sprite

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:53

posting smiling

i teach the monkey the concept of morality

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Don't ever hit a monkey

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:02

mbt

A LOVELY LAD posted:

apes arent monkeys

Ok ok maybe you are intimidated by that sprite can sized monkey

this small monkey has just fingered your wife/husband/significant other

will you hit this monkey?

id hit it and quit it

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:03

SIDS Vicious

hey, little monkey, maybe please try to avoid touching the genitals of my loved ones, in the future. i know it isin your little monkey nature, but im quite upset and would just prefer some common courtesy from now on

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:04

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

the monkey and I have an earnest discussion about food shortages in the third world across several full length volumes

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:11

mazzi Chart Czar

I would wack that monkey.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

eat the monkey

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:15

Savage For The Winjun

id give that monkey a cigarette to go with his refreshing sprite

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:20

Salmiakki

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

eat the monkey

yodu have to hit it before you can eat it

# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:21

A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

this monkey has stolen your favorite ice cream - you were also at a tourist hotspot so it cost more than you would usually pay

Youd better hit this monkey

# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:49

GEExCEE

thewizardofshoe posted:

he's just obeying his thirst

# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:53

A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

I would wack that monkey.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:56

90s Solo Cup: To understand the cup
He must become the cup

can you shoot the monkey in self-defense? i don't want to go to jail for monkey homicide, tho

# ? Oct 18, 2014 00:27

treasure bear

the monkey is not filthy we as humans are the most filthy animal in the world

# ? Oct 18, 2014 00:29

treasure bear

Classicist posted:

i would reason with it.

Classicist posted:

i teach the monkey the concept of morality

i think we should at least try, monkeys though mischievous have never dropped an atom bomb

# ? Oct 18, 2014 00:32

A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

Cumt posted:

i think we should at least try, monkeys though mischievous have never dropped an atom bomb

Only because they are too busy stealing your ice cream to build one.

this filthy monkey is clinging to your finger and will not let go, you are just a tool for this monkey

will you hit this monkey!

# ? Oct 18, 2014 09:42

wrisque

You spank the monkey. Spank all the monkeys. All the monkeys need to be spanked. Naughty monkeys

# ? Oct 18, 2014 14:01

Diqnol

No, I will violently shake my hand.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 14:09

GEExCEE

just peel the lil sucker off

# ? Oct 18, 2014 14:14

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

don't ever hit a monkey. certainly don't ever hit an ape as those motherfuckers will straight up murder you

even cute chimps will tear your face off. like, off.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 14:26

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

A LOVELY LAD posted:

this monkey has stolen your favorite ice cream - you were also at a tourist hotspot so it cost more than you would usually pay

Youd better hit this monkey

ordinarily no but due to aforementioned heightened costs yes

# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:05