Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

Star Citizen Rhapsody
Is this a real game?
Is this just fantasy?
Oh look a ship sale,
You'll see more in about two weeks.

Open your eyes,
This will save the PC.
I'm just a space poor, I get no sympathy,
Must be a concierge, don't you know?
Poly's high, priced so low,
Any way that Chris goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Honey, just bought a ship,
LTI got in my head,
Pulled the trigger, now I'm dead.
Honey, we had cash for food,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Honey, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
But concept sales will end this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on because your needs just don't matter.

Too late, my bills have come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Wallet's empty all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face divorce.

Honey, ooh (any way that Chris goes),
I don't wanna lie,
I sometimes wish we'd never had kids at all.

I see a concept silhouetto of a ship,
In the 'Verse, In the 'Verse, will you buy the Omega?
PBR, Spec Lighting!
Very much enticing me.
('Nother Stretch Goal!) 'Nother Stretch Goal!
('Nother Stretch Goal!) 'Nother Stretch Goal!
'Nother Stretch Goal Here We Go!
I'll sell my soul.

I'm just a space poor, nobody loves me.
He's just a space poor with no more family,
Spare him some change for his gray market spree.

Easy come, easy go, will Chris let me go?
Concept Sale! No, Chris will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Concept Sale! Chris will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Concept Sale! Chris will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Chris won't let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, Sandi Gardner, Sandi Gardner (Sandi Gardner, let me go.)
But CIG has a space plant set aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can troll me and get me to cry?
So you think you can mock me and say it's a lie?
That's crazy! Chris won't let me down! Crazy!
Just gotta spend more, just gotta spend more till it's done.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing else will matter,
Anyone can see,
Nothing else will matter,
Nothing else will matter to me.

Any way that Chris goes.

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Sir AIDS posted:

Had to share this with reddit; please upvote! http://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/2k5nvl/my_queen_inspired_star_citizen_tribute_just/

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Sir AIDS posted:

Had to share this with reddit; please upvote! http://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/2k5nvl/my_queen_inspired_star_citizen_tribute_just/

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Unless you are Beer4TheBeerGod, this is directly ripped from his original work. Considering his account is /u/Beer4TheBeerGod, I'm inclined to say that this is 100% plagiarized.

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Hi. Thanks for taking credit for my work. https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/193070/star-citizen-rhapsody

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Sir AIDS posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639730&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=272#post436658612