American Dad: Gonna be honking a lot of horn corn ITT

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smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

After ten glorious seasons on Fox, Seth MacFarlane's greatest creation has moved to TBS.
What's different? Not much. It now airs on Monday instead of Sunday, and the one episode of the new season that's already aired had characters say "poo poo" without being bleeped out.

Next episode:

CIAPOW
After Bullock decides a drone can perform a task just as good as Stan can, Stan resolves to prove to Bullock that humans are actually better than robots; the family takes part in a slow-motion race in their own living room.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2014 14:54

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 11:47

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Hope you don't have any building kids.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 02:01

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

When did Dick become the old guy?

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 02:09

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

I can't punch loneliness!

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 02:26

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Follow the taint to freedom!

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 02:29

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

TheRationalRedditor posted:

AD has always had really good internal consistency even after massive staff changes, so I'd count on it.

So, does Stan have another half-brother that lives in Wisconsin?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 00:49

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Like a T-Rex on his back.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:03

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Google Coma Alert.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:16

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

bull3964 posted:

Renewed!

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2014/11/18/american-dad-renewed-for-new-season-by-tbs/329290/

22 more episodes.

Isn't there still an insane backlog of episodes?

# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 00:56

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
Stan dreams about trading places with the single Principal Lewis, who he believes lives a more carefree life, and after his wish for a different life comes true, Lewis unexpectedly becomes the patriarch of Stan's family.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 17:29

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Buttwish?
Sounds like a thing.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 03:10

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Are you picturing it? I'm picturing it.

WHOA! You should picture it.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 03:14

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Wait, no new episodes until loving February?!

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 03:21

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Anyone else it would take the wife to her alternate reality, and leave Stan stuck in that one?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 03:30

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Morning Mimosa
Francine refuses to cook for Steve after he swears at her, and as a result, Steve becomes a successful chef; Stan believes a snap of his fingers will turn people invisible.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 16:50

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Tonight's episode has a couple of characters I'm sure everyone is excited to see, Wheels and the Leg Man!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 21:02

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

boom boom boom posted:

The Cleveland Show was thirty minutes of animation. I watched at least two seasons of it, and I don't think I ever laughed once, or ever had the urge to turn it off partway through an episode, and I remember almost nothing about it now.

I remember that there was a commercial in which wrestler Ric Flair suplexed a canoe.

smashpro1 fucked around with this message at 02:04 on May 6, 2015

# ¿ May 6, 2015 02:02

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Mr. Fowl posted:

Counting down until Jeff and Hailey have a Human/Alien hybrid abomination baby.

Haley's uterus was ruined by the vacation goo, remember?

# ¿ May 22, 2015 23:24

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

The_Doctor posted:

Haha American Dad continuity.

Stan, we had a dog already.
I don't think so.
We did. Five years ago you got Steve an old dog that peed dust, and you killed it. We also had another dog named Fussy that you didn't like or something.
Francine, those were obviously dreams. I refuse to discuss your dreams in the daytime.

Continuity went out the window with Rapture's Delight. That's why they could do things like having a puppy get squished by a hot air balloon piloted by pirate cats.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 17:51

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

I lost it at the hambulance.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 17:13

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Kiss Kiss Cam Cam
Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam; Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 18:32

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Anchorfran
Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 21:24

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

EL BROMANCE posted:

The only place I've heard this phrase before is IT Crowd... Please tell me it means the same thing here. It must do.

As always, Urban Dictionary has the answer.

quote:

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 19:30

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Rudoku posted:

Crossfit claims another group of dumbasses!

It's the roofie of fitness.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 20:29

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Loved the wrestling stuff. Especially that perfect hurricanrana Principal Lewis performed on Steve.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 16:28

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

FireWorksWell posted:

No show does head explosions quite as hilariously as AD.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 20:23

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Nichael posted:

I think there's some real spinoff potential in Suck Boy Tony.

That mouth isn't for talking!

# ¿ May 10, 2016 17:18

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

And then later there's a call back to this joke in "choosey wives choose smith". When Stan is stranded on a desert island he mentions that he's conquered his fear of seagulls after being forced to eat so many of them to survive.

Seagull bones will make a fine raft.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 02:59

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

FlamingLiberal posted:

Patrick Stewart was amazing yet again, good finale.

speaking of Patrick Stewart being amazing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK9dlmYvB-Y

# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 23:54

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Father's Daze
Stan keeps repeating the same Father's Day in a parody of "Groundhog Day"

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 18:22

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

White men CAN jump.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 19:27

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Brawnfire posted:

Strong possibility.

Like, 95% likely.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 20:19

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

The_Doctor posted:

Archer?

Those episodes where he had cancer were amazing.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 18:10

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Roger's Baby
Hayley gets an opportunity to see what pregnancy will be like when Roger decides to give birth to Jeff and allow him to be human again; Snot's feeling are hurt when he finds out Steve secretly signed him up for a makeover.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 17:09

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

....I can't decide if that episode description sounds hilarious or horrifying...

It can be both!

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 17:56

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

It's time for the greatest of American Dad traditions: the Christmas episode!

Ninety North, Zero West
Steve is abducted and taken to the North Pole, where Santa is using children to mine for mysterious minerals.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 17:17

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Mods, please change the thread title to "prepare for a rage boner".

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 20:53

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

"Blood magic...is dud magic." :c00l:

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 16:56

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

TheFattestPat posted:

Great episode, but what the hell was going on at the end of Roger's dinner? Am I missing something there?

People happy to have an abrasive rear end in a top hat out of their lives?

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 22:06

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 11:47

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Hayley is the new Daredevil!

"I'm catching so much chicken!"

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 20:43

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