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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ch3cooh posted:

Not sure what's going on but doors opened 15 minutes late and no one is being allowed to their seats

"Seriously we're trying to save you from yourselves"

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Xerzes posted:

How and why did Ed Leslie have an interview segment when he is horrible on the mic?


1) You let the other person talk

2) Who cares if it led to Marty Jannetti going through a window

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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StarkRavingMad posted:

heck in a sec

I DON'T LIKE ALL THIS CUSSING. THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS HELL GETS PUT IN THE CROSS

FACE

cHIEKANC

FDJKLAEGHLKAFLAEGHL :byodood:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Do not even ask posted:

Heyman won't shill :colbert:

Except for HIS CLIENT, BRRRRRRRROCK LESNAR.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

It's only 15 tons.

Not like they're lifting the steps or anything.

You know what? He's not in the loving main event, so let's do this thing Cena. You have my posts. :getin:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Let's go Cena :shobon:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dimebags Brain posted:

So did I miss anything between the opening match and now?

Oh cool Cena/Orton guess I can tune out for 20 minutes

Dude, Brie did a successful and rather good-looking suicide dive.

We are through the looking glass right now and it would not shock me if this match is really good.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Shima Honnou posted:

This but Orton

Orton sucks

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Writer Cath posted:

I'm going to utter a pre-emptive "Goddamnit, Slater!"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

What a weird dueling chant.

I thought about this while posting it and it made me smile. :)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh, well word on the street is Nikki has big boobs.

i can confirm this, they're pretty big

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Black Is Black posted:

This PPV taught me that Nikki's finisher is called "Rack Attack".

It used to be the Rack Buster :heysexy:

I think I speak for everyone when I say that it's not possible to get tired of boob jokes.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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projecthalaxy posted:

There should be a separate smaller cage that drops over the announce tables.

This but with the dwarf announcers from WeeLC

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

Concentrate on your match, John, damnit.

Posting while wrestling? He can't possibly win that way!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Doves status: UNleashed

Also wtf Cole, a flying clothesline isn't going to win HiaC :rolleyes:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

The Christian/Orton feud was so good for the way both learned and developed new strategies to deal with each other, and it's a drat shame that they keep trying to sell Orton/Cena as each other's defining rival.

I get where you're coming from and you're probably not surprised by what I'm about to post, but the Sixth Doctor was always my favorite.











Wait.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Also is there anything better than pro wrestling and Four Roses bourbon? This is a rhetorical question, the answer is no. But in the interest of Plato's teachings, we'll go ahead and ask it anyway.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

This is crazy.... unless you're talking about Big Finish!

(which this match won't have!)

Just wait until Orton takes a bad bump and regenerates into...


Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

OldTennisCourt posted:

There should be a thread that consists entirely of posts saying "Remember when TNA...."

It's just going to be 50 "No" posts, locked, and goldmined.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ayn rand hand job posted:

why are there a bunch of cutouts spaced like handholds near the announce tables

Because Ambrose/Rollins.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
THAT drat TABLE!! CENA WAS IN CAHOOTS WITH IT THE ENTIRE TIME :bahgawd:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Pro wrestling and an entire pot of coffee and RBNY/SKC on in the background.

Everything is better with a pot of coffee. Including but not exclusive to laughing about how comfortable it is to lean against a chain link fence. Have you ever? It's like an industrial hammock.

I can't drink coffee anymore. It triggers my hypomania.

I have to drink decaf now :smith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

StarkRavingMad posted:

they keep doing that as a way of defending from getting put through the table but getting slammed on the underside of the table would probably hurt more, not to mention the legs

I want to say someone in ECW took a legs-first bump because most of the ECW wrestlers were idiots.

Loveable idiots, but idiots nonetheless.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
OOPS THAT WASN'T A SHOULDER TACKLE

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
The thing about HiaC, though, is it somehow gives both wrestlers the ability to kick out of like five of their opponents' finishers.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Apple Craft posted:

Hey guys how about Cesaro losing clean 2-0 pinfalls to the Zigman?? Pretty cool finish, huh?

I'm actually okay with it, I mean I would've liked Cesaro with a win but it put Ziggler over pretty well and everyone liked the match at ringside v:shobon:v

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh, um. Ow.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bartok posted:

Hogan's at ringside telling you to put a quarter in so Cena regains his energy bar.

If putting in a quarter will put Ted DiBiase in this match out of nowhere then I am going to get my entire piggybank.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Honestly this is a pretty good mid-PPV match. Against all odds, they put it in the exact right place.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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RKyoon :sax:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
As much as the feud sucks, Cena hucking the steps into Bray's face is still one of the best moments in pro wrestling.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
ANOTHER BOURBON, CHOKES? :rolleyes:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I am okay with this entire match if it ends with some ridiculous three-weapon Rube Goldberg finisher sequence.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
What? A match?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
"Even Brock LEsnar has to be a little worried!"

Er, no?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Still not the most offensive Cena victory I've seen. Like, at least this one makes sense and was expected.

When Cena beats Lesnar at a non-important PPV? Yeah, that'll do it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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And now Show/Rusev to help cool down after that barn burner of a help I can't see too much bourbon

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Dimebags Brain posted:

now for the true main event: MIZDOW.

If you would've told me a year ago that not only had Miz found an entertaining gimmick and had a solid push but had elevated Sandow in the process, I probably would've called the police on you, because who are you and why do you know where I live? SERIOUSLY I'M CALLING THE COPS, LEAVE ME ALONE :gonk:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Miz and Mizdow are like conjoined particles. Whatever you do to one, the other feels, regardless of distance or location.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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The culmination of this feud should be Mizdow being hit and Miz getting hurt by it without realizing why. He becomes more and more horrified as he takes Mizdow's damage for him and can't stop it.

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