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ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

Yivgev posted:

are you sure you didnt watch the sylvester stallone one because dredd is cool as hell ya freakin dildo

yeah so is game of thrones

welp I almost vomited

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:23

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# ? May 11, 2024 05:47

Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

After all this build and rabble-arousing I was expecting to completely get off when this happened.

Now I'm thinking maybe he's not so cool, and I should have backed Michael Corleone?

_{Could an Al Borland original have disappointed me?}

:psyduck:

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:25

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

al borland prepare yourself for the trials that lay ahead of you

i'd wish you good luck but trying to "own" someone over their cat is something i can not and will not tolerate

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:28

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I watched Live. Die. Repeat.: Edge of Tomorrow and it was actually really good. It was basically a videogame movie where the white cishet MC is Tom Cruise. Come to find out it's based on a Japanese manga called "All You Need is Kill", which is why it was so good.

it was good until they got of the beach imo

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:30

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Suicide Sam E. posted:

NO. It is over and dead, you lost, and the thread was strictly between you and Al Borland and not the entirety of GBS.

Closing that thread, letting it die. I hope you're happy with forcing me to do this.

Good heavens, just concentrate on posting five new threads a day and less on the one lame thread I made to call you out for saying you were better than Borland one time in a thread you had stickied.

Well-moderated, Sammy. *gazes at you whilst stroking chin thoughtfully*

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:31

muike: Mar 16, 2011; ガチムチ　セブン

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

I WANNA SEE BLOOD

will you never be satisfied?

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:33

Enid Coleslaw: May 17, 2011; by Ion Helmet

congrats to the OP for getting all of the worst posters in this thread

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:34

Enid Coleslaw: May 17, 2011; by Ion Helmet

oh wait the gay wifebeater gimmick guy isnt here yet

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:35

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Not a man: but a man I once was, and my parents were Lombards, and both of them, by their native place, Mantuans. I was born sub Julio though late, and lived in Rome, under the good Augustus, in the age of false, deceitful gods. I was a poet, and sang of Aeneas, that virtuous son of Anchises, who came from Troy when proud Ilium was burned. But you, why do you turn back towards such pain? Why do you not climb the delightful mountain, that is the origin and cause of all joy?

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:35

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

You must go another road, if you wish to escape this savage place. This creature, that distresses you, allows no man to cross her path, but obstructs him, to destroy him, and she has so vicious and perverse a nature, that she never sates her greedy appetite, and after food is hungrier than before.

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:36

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Many are the creatures she mates with, and there will be many more, until the Greyhound comes who will make her die in pain. He will not feed himself on land or wealth, but on wisdom, love and virtue, and his birthplace will lie between Feltro and Feltro. He will be the salvation of that lower Italy for which virgin Camilla died of wounds, and Euryalus, Turnus, and Nisus. He will chase the she-wolf through every city, until he has returned her to Hell, from which envy first loosed her.

It is best, as I think and understand, for you to follow me, and I will be your guide, and lead you from here through an eternal space where you will hear the desparate shouts, will see the ancient spirits in pain, so that each one cries out for a second death: and then you will see others at peace in the flames, because they hope to come, whenever it may be, among the blessed. Then if you desire to climb to them, there will be a spirit, fitter than I am, to guide you, and I will leave you with her, when we part, since the Lord, who rules above, does not wish me to enter his city, because I was rebellious to his law.
He is lord everywhere, but there he rules, and there is his city, and his high throne: O, happy is he, whom he chooses to go there!

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:37

Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

Ion Helmet posted:

Well-moderated, Sammy. *gazes at you whilst stroking chin thoughtfully*

Don't you put that on me, Ralp! Don't you put that evil on me!

"I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog."

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:39

Smokey: Feb 8, 2008

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:40

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

Not a man: but a man I once was, and my parents were Lombards, and both of them, by their native place, Mantuans. I was born sub Julio though late, and lived in Rome, under the good Augustus, in the age of false, deceitful gods. I was a poet, and sang of Aeneas, that virtuous son of Anchises, who came from Troy when proud Ilium was burned. But you, why do you turn back towards such pain? Why do you not climb the delightful mountain, that is the origin and cause of all joy?

Spanish Manlove posted:

You must go another road, if you wish to escape this savage place. This creature, that distresses you, allows no man to cross her path, but obstructs him, to destroy him, and she has so vicious and perverse a nature, that she never sates her greedy appetite, and after food is hungrier than before.

Spanish Manlove posted:

Many are the creatures she mates with, and there will be many more, until the Greyhound comes who will make her die in pain. He will not feed himself on land or wealth, but on wisdom, love and virtue, and his birthplace will lie between Feltro and Feltro. He will be the salvation of that lower Italy for which virgin Camilla died of wounds, and Euryalus, Turnus, and Nisus. He will chase the she-wolf through every city, until he has returned her to Hell, from which envy first loosed her.

It is best, as I think and understand, for you to follow me, and I will be your guide, and lead you from here through an eternal space where you will hear the desparate shouts, will see the ancient spirits in pain, so that each one cries out for a second death: and then you will see others at peace in the flames, because they hope to come, whenever it may be, among the blessed. Then if you desire to climb to them, there will be a spirit, fitter than I am, to guide you, and I will leave you with her, when we part, since the Lord, who rules above, does not wish me to enter his city, because I was rebellious to his law.
He is lord everywhere, but there he rules, and there is his city, and his high throne: O, happy is he, whom he chooses to go there!

is this the spanish manlove breakdown thread?

# ? Oct 27, 2014 23:41