Forums poster Al Borland click here. You Can Still Be Saved

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Forums poster Al Borland click here. You Can Still Be Saved

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Don't be a piece of poo poo, Al! You can do this!!!

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 21:50

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:26

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Al Borland saw this thread, but decided not to post in it.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 23:00

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Spanish Manlove posted:

It's probably one of my favorite action movies.

Have you gone through the T2 interactive experience at universal studios, florida? You can be a part of the action.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 23:03

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

no they will not posted:

Al borland has been sent his first challenge, and must complete it before halloween.

Well ok.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 01:23

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

CuddlyZombie posted:

I used to play wow with Al Borland in the distant past, unless this is a different Al Borland. He was really cool and chill and I wish him the best of luck

Hmmm...

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 01:40

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

no they will not posted:

Al Borland's first challenge was to prove he could make constructive posts, and as such he had to make an ask/tell thread on one of the following topics:

I think this task has been completed well enough. lets move things up a bit. For the second challenge Al Borland has to make 5 of the following 6 posts. Remember to keep the tone serious - this isnt some sort of joking contest. lets say two days for this one:

post in the book barn general What Did You Just Finish? stickied thread about the first harry potter book, the novelization of the first spider-man movie, and Ulysses (~150 words per book)

post in creative convention thread giving constructive feedback to someone's art where you tell them it's good but could be "rounder" but could have "less curves" (be verbose)

post a thread in Haus of Tech Support entitled "computer broke" using the template given in the stickied thread, with short sentences for each heading [i.e. "its broke", "no work", "computer" etc]

in the debate and discussion political cartoons thread, please make a post containing 5 or more garfield cartoons

make the exact same post [i'm talking copy/paste here] in the following three PYF threads: College Complaints [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3575204], Idiots on Social Media [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3632081], and PYF Stupid Life Hacks [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3649353]. the post must be at least somewhat relevant for each thread - it can't just be relevant to two and a non-sequitor in the third.

find a tv iv thread about commenting on a tv show "live" [these are usually stickied], think of a single word to describe the topic of the show, and make a post in that thread that consists of that word repeated 100 times. dont use any other words, but you can use punctuation/images

lmao

# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 05:48

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

no they will not posted:

[*]make the exact same post [i'm talking copy/paste here] in the following three PYF threads: College Complaints [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3575204], Idiots on Social Media [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3632081], and PYF Stupid Life Hacks [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3649353]. the post must be at least somewhat relevant for each thread - it can't just be relevant to two and a non-sequitor in the third.

lol again i rly like this part

# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 06:12

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

CLOSE THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 07:43

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

no they will not posted:

The tthird challenge (of four) was to put up some helpful flyers

lmao g0m

# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 01:47

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:26

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

no they will not posted:

here it is.

Its no secret that I've been soliciting challenge suggestions via pm, although no one's actually sent me any - until now, that is! This challenge suggestion comes from GBS poster and occasional thread reader Al Borland. Thanks for writing in, Al!

Al writes:

Well, it looks like Al has become a good poster after all, as he is displaying a trait that all good posters share: the innate desire to destroy Al Borland posts. and to think this whole thing started from him sending a pm to the admins complaining about being probated too much... truly a turn around. the final challenge, is that Al Borland can not post in gbs for three months. this thread is over

Thanks

# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 03:15

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Forums poster Al Borland click here. You Can Still Be Saved