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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Groucho Marxist posted:

I don't want fireworks above the thread, I want them in the thread.



A disgusting act.

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I just hope whoever fires him shows up in costume. It would be amazing if he is fired by Mayor McCheese.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Alouicious posted:

There are starving teams in Ohio that would KILL to go to the Outback Bowl, sir

Iowa (and I assume Big Ten) fans in general have a huge complex about "New Years" bowls, regardless of the fact that there are a bunch of them that have Big Ten tie ins, they're all treated like a giganticly big deal and any non New Years bowls are looked down on.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Sash! posted:

Stadium capacity obviously

Attendance at the Big House is a metaphor for the urban decay of Detroit.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

JesustheDarkLord posted:

I'm not sure why this entire thread isn't in the coaching thread.

Consider this thread a quarantine because Michigan Men wouldn't shut up about David Brandon and how he stole their picnic baskets.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
As always, Teamcatlab had the best take on the situation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVnKIjBkGVE

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Raku posted:

Does a team that's not going to a bowl need an interim head coach?

I'd assume somebody has to lead recruiting, set priorities for offseason work outs, poo poo like that.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Deteriorata posted:

What probably happened, if anything, was that the search consultants asked Cutcliffe's agent if he was interested and was told no.

Everything at this point is hinging on Harbaugh getting the right to say no first, and then cascading to others from there. Harbaugh won't be saying anything as long as he's employed by the 49ers.

Just accept that Detroit_Dogg is your next coach. It is going to happen. Schiano is the only other possibility.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Lou Holtz to Michigan.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Sash! posted:

Everyone is a huge rear end in a top hat

Being an rear end in a top hat is a key job requirement of being a D-1 coach in anything.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Real Name Grover posted:

So like how the government is preparing for the day(s) that Presidents Carter, Bush, etc. pass away then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2ZKpq5QfDE

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Punch Card posted:

I'm worried.

Because somebody has gone full rivals/homer on a moderated, college sports wide message board?

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

JesustheDarkLord posted:

Don't count out Jerry Kill.

Swallowing your tongue isn't a heart attack.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
This thread reminds me of a few years ago when TexAgs spilled over to TFF. With Det taking the roll of Ryan1991794179517

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Realtalk: Kabuki is apparently a Japanese Dance-drama known for the elaborate makeup worn by its performers. I learned something today.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I did a Google Image Search for "Michigan Man". This was the third result.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Kabuki theater.



In this metaphor, Michigan is the iron fence.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
In this metaphor, Harbaugh is the teenage girl and Michigan fans are Ed Rooney.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

R.D. Mangles posted:

rear end in a top hat Team Lands rear end in a top hat Coach

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Deteriorata posted:

I'm up for a new 10-Year War. Bring it on.



You aren't a bad poster in general. But you become one when you post like you are on MGoBlog. Stop. From all of us. Stop. You have been absolutely Ryan37108 the last few months and we expect more of you. Congrats you got your man. Now stop. You are the worst.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Deteriorata posted:

I sincerely apologize for being right about everything. Piss off.

Go on. Tell me more about how if you post every rumor that appears a few of them will be right. I'd love to hear.

What's your twitter handle. Clearly we all should tune in. Does ESPN have you on the phone already? I'm sure they do.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

CharlestheHammer posted:

lol you weren't right about everything.

Don't stop him. The smug might consume us all.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

R.D. Mangles posted:

Reading and posting in the Michigan Man Michigan Thread and then being upset about Michigan Posting seems to be like going to a Gwar concert and then being angry about being covered in fake bodily fluids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baExq6xNhQ8

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
This is basically my opinion about this thread as expressed by Gwar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCNYK_9hKDk

In this metaphor Michigan is Jesus.

Thoguh fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Dec 29, 2014

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Bip Roberts posted:

Fighters are being scrambled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

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