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Scrode posted:What are the chances the Michigan hires someone just as incompetent as Brandon? Herman Cain
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Deteriorata posted:Schlissel: Dave Brandon has resigned as AD. Of course you picked some poo poo from the 30s. More like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRQ2mNwMMQ
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:Now that Brandon's gone the noise level will go back from "funeral" to "wine tasting", just as God intended. Well, we want it back to "SAT exam room" like when Bo was here  "Wine tasting" is more appropriate for those Stanford luddites.
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DJExile posted:and then promptly hire John L. Smith Ty Willingham gives them an edge of diversity without having to resort to Photoshop. 
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Declan MacManus posted:I'm told John L Smith once defeated Florida State, a landmark achievement only matched by uh Wake Forest and NC State? Tiki Barber at UVA. Oh, and John Bunting at UNC 
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Deteriorata posted:familiar name 
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Deteriorata posted:Brief update: Today has to be like Christmas for you.
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Deteriorata posted:Christmas will be hearing the name of the new coach and him being someone of known high quality. At 12:30 Michigan will announce a 5 year contract extension.  And I will be dead.
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Neodoomium posted:I mean, they've left Bo's office untouched since the day he died in there. You're....you're joking right?
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Dec 5, 2014 17:56
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I want to be like  but really I'm .That's so loving warped. Do you guys charge for tours?
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I found a picture of the door. I hear when they opened it they found 100 mummified GAs in there.
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pillsburysoldier posted:Bo only won 5 bowl games, right? And no titles. BUT HE DID IT THE RIGHT WAY WITH GRIT DETERMINATION AND A LIMITED NUMBER OF BLACK GUYS
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Dec 5, 2014 18:12
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Deteriorata posted:went nowhere because of the Big 10's policy of Rose Bowl or nothing. This is the most blatant combo of  and  .The Big Ten is laughably stale and stodgy, and apparently has been for its entire history. How folks grew up in the 70s and didn't worship SWC or Pac10 football, I have no idea.
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In actual coach-chat, do you guys see yourself going after a Schiano, or an Addazio to hold onto that run-first hard-nosed stuff, or do you anticipate a shift in offensive philosophy to go after someone that runs a spread or something? I think I'm more intrigued by your coaching search than I was mine. So much at stake, really. As much as anyone, you guys are at a real crossroads. The wrong hire will probably keep you guys just a cockhair above .500 for the next 10-15. Deteriorata posted:I'm not sure what your point is. History is what it is. I'm just always amazed at how insular and smug you guys have been throughout history.
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Alouicious posted:Michigan can't handle all the Dudes Addazio will bring with him. "He sounds like one of those ninja turtles. Or Spicoli. Need a quiet dignified man that appreciates an ivy-covered wall, and James Joyce to lead our young men." 
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Dec 5, 2014 19:10
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Neodoomium posted:Under no circumstances should Michigan consider, much less hire, Greg Schiano. Lots of people are reporting it, that's why I ask. Who is even a viable candidate?
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Which I mean, sounds like pure horseshit to me because who has possibly not been discussed at this point? Enjoy like Mike Sherman or someone I guess  If there is a God, it will be Schiano. Or RichRod. His press conference will be accepting an Edible Arrangement as an apology. But seriously, Cowherd doesn't know loving anything and he's just trying to generate interest.
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Dec 5, 2014 19:42
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Raku posted:When Nick Saban dies I hope we continue to list him as Head Coach (medical redshirt) A greyshirt would be more appropriate.
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He's the elder statesman you deserve.
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MourningView posted:If Jim Harbaugh is not named the next Michigan Head Football Coach AsInHowe will be banned, thanks and god bless. If he is?
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Regnevelc posted:The Chief Marketing Officer just said the dumbest thing possible.  Real-life Det located!
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Feces Starship posted:I haven't seen this discussed here yet - Sam Webb during the MGoBlog Roundtable on Thursday gave two lil nuggs of info that I thought were interesting: 1) Harbaugh 2) Harbaugh 3) Harbaugh 4) Mop handle with this hat on it. 
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disheveled posted:By the way, if you really need evidence at this point to disregard FootballScoop as having any legitimate sources in this search: Joe Moglia just faked a punt against NDSU. A real Michigan Man would've gritted his teeth, punted, and gazed across the frozen landscape. He's out.
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Detroit_Dogg posted:A very large portion of the Penn State fan base still thinks Joe Paterno got the wrong rub, there are a lot of issues with Michigan and its fans but I can pretty confidently say that if it came out Lloyd Carr was harboring a coach that was diddling kids most of the fans would freak the gently caress out and not go "Hm, we better make sure his statue stays put". Yeah, but Lloyd wasn't the legend that Paterno was. Not justifying their reaction, but that isn't a 1:1 comparison. Maybe if Bo was still alive and he coached out 40 years at Michigan it might be applicable. The only reasonably comparable situation would be Bowden at FSU. There aren't a lot of coaches that fit that profile. It was/is a legit cult of personality there. I'm not justifying their reaction at all, but we don't have much to compare it to. It's creepy as gently caress no matter how you look at it. _______ On topic, but I'd never read that BOB article. That's insane. If they run Franklin off in the same fashion, they'll be doomed to decades of mediocrity.
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Sash! posted:Bobby Bowden gave me the vibe that he could take casual racism to new heights. Kindly old grandpa that uses the term 'moon crickets' in public.
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My sincerest hope is that Jim Harbaugh returns to Michigan and goes 3-9 next year.
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God please let Michigan hire Schiano now. The collective sigh of disappointment might refreeze the arctic.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Watching Det get completely sucked into this mass conspiracy to hire Harbaugh has made all this completely worth it. Squeezing this cloak and dagger conspiracy horseshit into Occam's Razor was really the cherry on top.
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quote:Michigan is a good school and I got a good education there,” he said, “but the athletic department has ways to get borderline guys in and, when they’re in, they steer them to courses in sports communications. They’re adulated when they’re playing, but when they get out, the people who adulated them won’t hire them. --Jim Harbaugh, unwavering admirer of the University of Michigan.
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Deteriorata posted:Man, you got me there. I had never seen that before. I guess Harbaugh's not coming after all. I'm not even sure I'd be super surprised if he ended up there, but your tinfoil hat poo poo is over the top. Literally every detail you glean is crammed into your maize and blue storyboard. It's simultaneously hilarious and infuriating, because you are insufferably smug about knowing something no one actually knows. I can't even tell if you're shining us on with brilliant satire at this point.
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Deteriorata posted:Actually, it appears to be something lots of people know. 
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I can't even fathom the depths of despair Michigan will experience when Harbaugh accepts the Chicago job. E: I will literally be chest-deep in my own semen if, 12hrs after Harbaugh is fired, Michigan calls a press conference and announces Marc Trestman as their new head coach. LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Dec 22, 2014 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:As both a Lions and a Michigan State fan I would really rather he went to Oakland or Miami or whichever random team with a terrible front office fires their coach unexpectedly, but I would laugh for a long while if he wound up in Chicago.  He played QB at Chicago. His facebook lists "Vienna All-Beef hotdogs" as one of his likes.
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Karmalaa70 posted:Heh, I just read that on the far edges of the internet too. 'Tony' is the man. What about Hoke to Jerry Kill?
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Has UM released a flock of doves yet?
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No telling what he'd do with a grode jar.
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God willing, talks will disintegrate and Oakland will offer him $8m/yr and we can not listen to this anymore.
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Raku posted:Mullen and Miles would be so pissed when Michigan offers them $4mil a year I'm convinced that every Michigan poster on this forum would let Harbaugh piss in their mouths.
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Volkerball posted:The 49ers have given the Raiders permission to interview Harbaugh.  But, my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Harbaugh splitting a sundae with Hackett at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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Linguica posted:Bleacher Report is reporting, wrap it up http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2311793-sources-jim-harbaugh-expected-to-take-michigan-job Is Andrew Luck coming with him?
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