November '14 Piggy Lounge: Quick into formation the blue line must hold!

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ITT we discuss the systemic problems in the United States health care system and how it could be improved upon with jackbootery.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 15:15

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Our snipers wear digi cam but the rest of the team is just in greens.

Our MRAP just got painted flat black btw, and if anyone asks it's a "high water rescue vehicle"

# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 16:23

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Homie S posted:

gently caress gasmasks/respirators forever.

True. I never knew a face could sweat so much.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 18:01

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Green & black is less scary than camo right? I'm the sexy one with swagger.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 21:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

the photojournalist asked all the black cops to step out of frame. It's part of the systemic racism we see throughout today's media.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 21:23

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

home sweet home :kiddo:

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beanieson fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Nov 5, 2014

# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 19:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Weed is good and everyone should have it qtiyd

# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 23:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Gwent Police have also managed to kill a man with a tazer for eating out his girlfriend (I skim read the article)

lol gross

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 20:35

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

That geezer had a huge soup spoon on him, he's lucky he didn't get tased and/or shot.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 20:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

I come from pretty hearty white trash DNA.

same

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 17:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Grem posted:

My friends don't understand why I refuse to have one drink when I DD. Sorry guys, I've seen too many lives ruined by choosing the least drunk guy to drive home.

Hey Prez, what's with the 30 second cameo on Boardwalk Empire? I was all pumped up to see you as Elliot Ness and then bam, seasons over, you never showed up again

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 20:38

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Yea, but still.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 21:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I actually drive better when I'm :can:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 22:57

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

It's like they don't understand past tense.

English mother fucker, do they speak it :shrug:

# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 01:27

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Car Chasing the Dragon is what we called it when we'd drive around & shoot up heroin.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 13:51

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

Who drives manuals anymore though? I never have learned to drive stick and the only manual anything i've ever had to drive is a motorcycle.

all this time I never knew you were a woman, weird.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 16:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

totally would snap yo dick off

# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 04:07

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Still would climax.

done and done

# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 05:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

Please don't take a shower with your balls directly under your face. .

Or do. report back with your findings.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 01:33

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Murphys Stache posted:

I've already managed to expose my taint to the fiery goodness that is FOX 5.3.

There goes my nipples again!

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 02:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

zombie303 posted:

Let's see those nips, Beanieson.

I've learned my lesson about posting scandalous selfies thank you very much.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 16:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

zombie303 posted:

Someone come to Denver and pepper spray me. We can even video tape it and show it to DnD so they can see the police brutality.

give me your address and I'll mail you some pepper spray. and a bunch of dildos or whatever.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 20:14

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Pilot to Gunner posted:

Spoiler alert: It's herpes.

it's always herpes

e: hey, where'd you end up moving to? or have you decided yet?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 01:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Pilot to Gunner posted:

No, you don't understand. Her boyfriend was deployed overseas and the military tests them for STDs when they get back to the US so he can't have herpes. Fact.

Edit to add a question related to my last post: Have any of you guys taken those Frontline tests with the video "what would you do" scenarios? They kept stressing that we should disregard departmental policies and answer the questions like we have never had any law enforcement experience. A bunch of seemingly intelligent cops in my testing group failed. Got the impression that the test valued people being slightly naive/derpy over being accurate but I'm not sure what the reasoning for that is. Input please?

Never heard of this before so I doubt I can answer your question, but I'm curious, what were the scenarios like? What answers were they looking for?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 03:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

zombie303 posted:

And blacks, mexicans, asians...

Who do you thinks responsible for all this change and the way things are smart guy?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 12:35

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Uh, strip club is always the correct answer.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 21:34

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I am become bachelor destroyer of booze

# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 21:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Smiling Jack posted:

I am no longer allowed to quote Slick Rick lyrics at crime scenes

FTP

# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 02:47

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I endorse this GiP secret Santa, especially in whips absence since nobody is gonna step up to run a gooncop version. I feel like we'll get a lot more dildos this year.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 00:27

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

live fast, die young, get mailed dildoes for Christmas #yolo

# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 04:59

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 23:54

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I saw that live last night and couldn't stop laughing. What did he post on Twitter?

# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 17:07

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 18:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hezzy posted:

i wonder if any cops accidentally parked their 100k mileage cars in the path of rioters and left it unattended

That cruiser was only three days to retirement

# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 23:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

Now if it was a tahoe tears would have been shed.

suv supremacy, burn all the gas, gently caress this gay environment.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 00:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

note to the day shift detectives, if you don't want your office rearranged don't leave your door open overnight.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 00:57

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

what if I've been whip and beanie all along :psyduck:

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 23:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

on the real, whip never sent me the crab chips. I got played cop bros, played pretty good.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 03:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

GunForumMeme posted:

I've got a wedding to go to up in PA next month. Want me to get a bag and send them to you?

Na, fool me once copgoons.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 04:01

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

are these nasty sounding crab chips not available online? why do you need someone to broker the delivery of a lovely snack for you?

They weren't at the time, I dunno if they are now. I shipped him a care package with a bunch of zapp's chips & mardi gras beads.

Whip, since I know you're lurking, don't take this as me pestering you for chips. I'm just using it as proof that you were a DnD mole all along.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 04:28

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