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I always hated polo shirts. Button down, tie, all kinds of shiny pins, polished boots, and a hat.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 21:44 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 04:35 |
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Guys, stop. Think of Grem.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 19:31 |
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gently caress "I drink but I'm a professional so I can totally drive drunk better than the other drunks" conversations forever.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 09:58 |
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that here in thesoldier territory, no one is safe.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 11:23 |
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Branis posted:I come from pretty hearty white trash DNA.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 21:04 |
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I've got a BAC app on my phone. So long as I'm not feeling buzzed and the app says in <.04 I'm good to go. Especially down here in thesoldier territory. Im pretty sure he was in inspiration for the Ad Council DUI spots with the invisible cop.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 23:34 |
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DrakeriderCa posted:I've already blown on it
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 07:25 |
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Justin Godscock posted:I'm Michelle Rodriguez and I'm going to be the Angry Latino Chick for this film/show/commercial. If you're good at something don't change. See also: New Coke.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 16:07 |
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beanieson posted:There goes my nipples again! Pics or it didn't happen.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 03:52 |
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beanieson posted:I've learned my lesson about posting scandalous selfies thank you very much. It's not like anybody saved your bikini bottom pic. Or created a cloud backup.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 16:29 |
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Dish detergent for OC. poo poo works. I kept Sudecon wipes in my locker. They work too.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:43 |
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Pilot to Gunner posted:Only thing I could think of that cops with more experience would answer differently on were regarding how they would react to a superior officer implementing a new policy that they disagreed with or thought would be detrimental to the rest of their duties. People who have been on the job a while would be more comfortable voicing their dissent, maybe go talk to the sergeant about it, grumble with coworkers, make some suggestions. Newbs are more likely to be silent, obedient little worms who do what they're told, right? (I personally erred on the side of gross obsequiousness but for all I know those are the exact ones I got wrong). And there weren't enough of those type of questions to explain the pass/fail difference for cops. Cops hate two things: change, and the way things are.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 09:42 |
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Either way you're spending money to benefit poor kids in single parent households.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 23:52 |
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Branis posted:Any test that seriously asks that caroling question is a sham test because theres not a cop in the world that would choose caroling over strippers, even if offered double overtime. Eh, never been to a strip club and I don't intend to ever set foot into one.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 01:07 |
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Never had to pay a woman to get her to take her clothes off.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 05:47 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I can make sure cops get cops if you'd like. Just mention you're a cop in the PM. That would work.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 03:53 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:I legit don't feel comfortable giving out my address for something like this. I wouldn't want some ACAB guy to get my address, or worse, smiling jack, who would send me a Romney bumper sticker and a noose to hang myself. You know what, if there's enough worry about this I could take up the mantle of whip and create a gift exchange just for us.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 05:51 |
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Full beard with shaved head. Srg Magnum style best style.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2014 07:12 |
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At least it was only an Impala. GunForumMeme fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Nov 25, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 20:09 |
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Branis posted:no cop will cry over a burning impala, the worst police car ever made. Now if it was a crown vic tears would have been shed. I loved having an Impala. Yeah, it was tight with the cage in, but it was a lot more nimble than the Vic. Took that bitch through every nook and cranny. Couldn't get up to speed worth a drat, but with a jurisdictional area of 400 acres how fast did I need to go.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 10:54 |
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I am Whip.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 01:41 |
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beanieson posted:on the real, whip never sent me the crab chips. I got played cop bros, played pretty good. I've got a wedding to go to up in PA next month. Want me to get a bag and send them to you?
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 03:49 |
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I will fight you. Come on over. We'll get the tea brewing.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 15:26 |
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I just drink Yuengling. Branis posted:burned black coffee from the local gas station is the only drink americans should tolerate. This. I have found Circle K coffee to be of the best viscosity and burnt flavor for powering through the day.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 22:56 |
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Pilot to Gunner posted:Argh, I tried to get Yuengling here and the beer distributor had never heard of it. Can't get it delivered either Yuengling is corn based, so think of a higher quality Miller. Yuengling. The greatest cheap beer you will ever drink.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 02:35 |
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beanieson posted:The best beer is Laphroaig 10.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 08:05 |
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"human being. Retard. gently caress." There. There are the three words (and variations of them) that you will hear most commonly come out an officer's mouth. He is going to get so much backlash.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 00:49 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 04:35 |
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Hezzy posted:If you were caught using the word "human being" over here you'd probably be sacked. It's a no go. Disgusting word. Retard isn't good either. I don't like the word either, but I can't really see cops not swearing. In a public encounter, yeah, speak professionally, but I don't see it going anywhere.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 01:58 |