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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Step one: finding out what china blocks websites for
Step two: do that
Step three: lmbo at the goons living in a fascist oligarchy

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
One china? More like a large geographic location historically split into independent nation states.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
We could try to use these words more on this website:

some good words indeed posted:

民主 (democracy)
(not blocked by Baidu [1])
(not blocked by Sohu [2])
人權 / 人权 (human rights)
(not blocked by Baidu [3])
(not blocked by Sohu [4])
not blocked: 自由 (freedom), 改革 (reform), 選舉 / 选举 (elections), 多黨 / 多党 (multi-party), and 平反 (rehabilitate)
獨裁 / 独裁 (dictatorship)
(not blocked by Sohu [5])
(not blocked by Baidu [6], [7], [8], [9])
not blocked: 法西斯 (fascism)
專政 / 专政 (dictatorship)
專制 / 专制 (despotism)
反共 (anti-communist)
(not blocked by Baidu [10])
not blocked: 反黨 / 反党 (anti-party), 反革命 (counterrevolutionary), and 反動 / 反动 (reactionary)
共匪 (communist bandits) — this was the term used by the Kuomintang to refer to the communists during Chinese Civil War
共惨党 (tragic communist party), similar pronunciation of 共产党(communist party)
群體滅絕 / 群体灭绝 (genocide)
鎮壓 / 镇压 (oppression)
not blocked: 推翻 (overthrow), 政變 / 政变 (coup), 打倒 ("down with") and 維權 / 维权 (Protect rights),封鎖 / 封锁 (Blocking)
勞教 / 劳教 (Reeducation through labor)
紅色恐佈 / 红色恐怖 (Red Terror)
邪惡 / 邪恶 (evil)
流亡 (exile)
红色的法拉利 (red Ferrari) - due to Ling Gu,[1] son of Ling Jihua, a close associate of President Hu Jin Tao, and Bo Guagua, son of Bo Xilai, driving black or red Ferraris, respectively[2]
Events[edit]
中俄邊界 / 中俄边界 (Sino-Russian border) - refers to the Sino-Russian Border Treaty, which has been attacked by nationalists and dissident groups as a betrayal of Chinese sovereignty and dignity
not blocked: 黑瞎子島 / 黑瞎子岛 (Heixiazi Island) and 銀龍島 / 银龙岛 (Yinlong Island)
六四 (June 4), 天安門事件 / 天安门事件 (Tiananmen Square massacre), 民運 / 民運 (Chinese democracy movement) - "June 4" is the usual Chinese name for the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989. In contrast, "Tiananmen" refers to a geographical place and does not usually have the same connotations.
not blocked: 文革 (Cultural Revolution), 大躍進 / 大跃进 (Great Leap Forward) and 三年自然災害 / 三年自然灾害 (Three Years of Natural Disasters)
一塌糊塗 / 一塌糊涂 (YTHT BBS)
not blocked: "YTHT"
汕尾 (Shanwei) - refers to the Dongzhou protests of 2005.
not blocked: 太石村 (Taishi Village), 蘇家屯 / 苏家屯 (Sujiatun)
蟻力神 / 蚁力神 (yilishen)
京温 / 京溫 (Beijing Wenzhou Market) Blocked by Baidu and Weibo[3]
Xinjiang and Tibet[edit]
疆獨 / 疆独 (Xinjiang independence)
藏獨 / 藏独 (Tibetan independence)
達賴 / 达赖 (dalai, as in Dalai Lama)
Dissident groups[edit]
Since 民主 (democracy) is blocked, any political group with that name is also blocked. This includes both dissident groups like 中國民主正義黨 / 中国民主正义党 (Chinese Democracy Justice Party) [11], 民主中國 / 民主中国 (China Democracy) [12] and government-sanctioned groups like 中國民主同盟 / 中国民主同盟 (China Democratic League)
天安門母親 / 天安门母亲 (Tiananmen Mothers)
Dissidents[edit]
魏京生 (Wei Jingsheng)
王丹 (Wang Dan)
吾爾開希 / 吾尔开希 (Wu'er Kaixi)
柴玲 (Chai Ling)
封從德 / 封从德 (Feng Congde)
丁子霖 (Ding Zilin)
王若望 (Wang Ruowang)
劉賓雁 / 刘宾雁 (Liu Binyan)
吳弘達 / 吴弘达 (Harry Wu)
(not blocked by Baidu [13])
司徒華 / 司徒华 (Szeto Wah)
張戎 / 张戎 (Jung Chang, author of Mao: The Unknown Story)
"Tank Man" [in English] leads only to a terse warning about the questionable legality of the material one may be seeking in Google.cn. However, a search for "王维林," ostensibly Tank Man's real name, in the same search engine shows the Chinese-language Wikipedia's article on Tank Man as the first result.
not blocked: 王若水 (Wang Ruoshui) and 孫文廣 / 孙文广 (Sun Wenguang)
刘晓波 (Liu Xiaobo)
Politicians[edit]
江澤民 / 江泽民 (Jiang Zemin)
Search engines like Baidu, Google, and Yahoo don't block this name.
江賊 / 江贼, 賊民 / 贼民, 江賊民, 江流氓 (all four describe Jiang Zemin as a bandit)
江羅 / 江罗 (Jiang Luo, refers to Jiang Zemin and Luo Gan)
not blocked: 羅干 / 罗干 (Luo Gan)
趙紫陽 / 赵紫阳 (Zhao Ziyang)
鮑彤 / 鲍彤 (Bao Tong)
黃菊 / 黄菊 (Huang Ju)
No other blocks on the names of politicians have been discovered. The following are not blocked:
胡耀邦 (Hu Yaobang), 華國鋒 / 华国锋 (Hua Guofeng), 鄧小平 / 邓小平 (Deng Xiaoping), 毛澤東 / 毛泽东 (Mao Zedong), 周恩來 / 周恩来 (Zhou Enlai), 劉少奇 / 刘少奇 (Liu Shaoqi), 林彪 / 林彪 (Lin Biao), 宋慶齩 / 宋庆龄 (Soong Ching-ling), 孫中山 / 孙中山 (Sun Yat-sen), 彭德懷 / 彭德怀 (Peng Dehuai), 朱德 (Zhu De), 董必武 (Dong Biwu), 萬里 / 万里 (Wan Li), 喬石 / 乔石 (Qiao Shi), 李鵬 / 李鹏 (Li Peng), 朱鎔基 / 朱镕基 (Zhu Rongji), 李瑞環 / 李瑞环 (Li Ruihuan), 曾慶紅 / 曾庆红 (Zeng Qinghong), 李先念 (Li Xiannian), 陳獨秀 / 陈独秀 (Chen Duxiu), 瞿秋白 (Qu Qiubai), 向忠發 / 向忠发 (Xiang Zhongfa), 楊尚昆 / 杨尚昆 (Yang Shangkun), 蔣介石 / 蒋介石 (Chiang Kai-shek)
Dissident news[edit]
大參考 / 大参考 (Dacankao) [14]
博訊 / 博讯 (Boxun) [15]
華夏文摘 / 华夏文摘 (China News Digest) [16]
多維 / 多维 (Chinese News Net) [17]
紀元 / 纪元 (Epoch), the second and third characters of 大纪元 (Epoch Times) [18]
自由亞洲 / 自由亚洲, first four characters of 自由亞洲電臺 / 自由亚洲电台 (Radio Free Asia) [19]
人民報 / 人民报 (Renminbao), [20]
peacehall — same as Boxun
美國之音 / 美国之音 (Voice of America)
Falun Gong[edit]
法輪 / 法轮 (falun, or "dharma chakra")
法倫 / 法伦 (falun)
輪功 / 轮功 (lun gong, the second and third characters of Falun Gong)
輪大 / 轮大 (lun da, the second and third characters of Falun Dafa)
大法 (dafa, or "Great Law")
洪志 (hongzhi, given name of Falun Gong founder Li Hongzhi)
弟子 (disciple)
真善忍 (Truthfulness, Compassion, Forbearance) — the principles of the Falun Gong practice
明慧 (Minghui, official website of Falun Gong) [21]
falun
hongzhi
minghui
not blocked: 王文怡 (Wenyi Wang)
Taiwan[edit]
民進黨 / 民进党 (Democratic Progressive Party)
not blocked: 臺灣團結聯盟 / 台湾团结联盟 (Taiwan Solidarity Union), 泛綠 / 泛绿 (Pan-Green), 中華民國 / 中华民国 (Republic of China), and 臺獨 / 台独 (Taiwan independence)
not blocked: 國民黨 / 国民党 (Kuomintang) and 泛藍 / 泛蓝 (Pan-Blue)
not blocked: 陳水扁 / 陈水扁 (Chen Shui-bian), 呂秀蓮 / 吕秀莲 (Annette Lu) and 李登輝 / 李登辉 (Lee Teng-hui)
not blocked: 宋美齡 / 宋美龄 (Soong May-ling), 蔣經國 / 蒋经国 (Chiang Ching-kuo), 蔣方良 / 蒋方良 (Chiang Fang-liang), and 馬英九 / 马英九 (Ma Ying-jeou)
Pornography[edit]
花花公子 (Playboy)
Others[edit]
google.blogspot.com results in a 5-minute IP block from Baidu[4] as well as Yahoo! China.
東方紅時空 / 东方红时空
九評共產黨 / 九评共产党 (The Nine Commentaries on the Communist Party)
不為人知的故事 / 不为人知的故事 (The Unknown Story) - refers to the book Mao: The Unknown Story
李志綏 / 李志绥 (Li Zhisui, author of the controversial book The Private Life of Chairman Mao)
支那 (Shina (word))

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Pretty sure its already blocked in the hinterland like gansu, last time I tried (in 2009)

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
Just make a frontpage article about Falun Gong and I'm sure we'll be set.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
'Diane, it goes without saying that I'd like to visit Tibet. I wish they could get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return...'

More of Eurasia should have referendums for regional autonomy. Redraw those borders, there's always federalization.

The best we can aim for is 70% Good 30% Bad

made of bees
May 21, 2013
Certerum censeo Tibetem esse liberandam.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Lowtax should meet with the Dali Lama

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Taiwan, a certain man called You-Know-Leung invited you to a certain Umbrella What-What at the You-Kong-Where. You certainly are popular now that you're an American ally

Oh yeah, PBR bellies, PBR nights, PBR all around, Taiwan has never felt so accepted by the international community since it had a permanent seat at the UN


Who controls the Chinese crown?
Who keeps the imperial system around?
We do, we do

Who keeps the Sprayleys off the maps?
Who keeps the Han under wraps?
We do, we do

Who holds back the Hanjian?
Who makes Xiong Yan a star?
We do, we do

Who robs Han of their rights?
Who rigs every party fight?
We do, we do

We do!

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Tienanmen Square MEMORIAL MEGATHREAD

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Taiwan is the real china

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich



quote:

Who is Xiong Yan? Xiong Yan was born in China and He received his B.A. in Political Science in 1986. He attended Beijing University Law School as a graduate student from 1986-1989. In 1989 he was one of the student leaders who initiated the 1989 Tiananmen Democratic Movement. In the Massacre of 1989, his name was on the list of the 21 Most Wanted Student Leaders by the Chinese Communist Government; he was arrested and held at the Qin Cheng Prison for 19 months. In 1992, Xiong immigrated to the Unites States as a political refugee. That year, Xiong Yan committed his life to Christ. He joined the U.S. Army in 1994, and after 19 months on Active duty, he transferred to Army Reserve. From 1995 to 1998, Xiong earned another B.A. degree in English Literature. In 1998, he began studying at the Covenant Theological Seminary in St. Louis, MO. He received his M.A. in 2001. The next year (2002), he received his M.A.R. from the Trinity Evangelical Divinity School. From there, he began studying Apologetics at Westminster Theological Seminary. Following 2002, he began studies at Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary, with breaks for his years of military service, and received his Doctor of Ministry degree in May 2009. Xiong Yan was ordained with the Evangelical Church Alliance in December 2002. He became a U.S. Army Chaplain in 2003, and was then deployed to Iraq from 2004-2005. He served as Battalion Chaplain in 1st Calvary Division at Fort Hood, TX, then in as the Battalion Chaplain of the 2nd Infantry Division at Fort Lewis, WA, before spending one year deployed in South Korea. He is currently serving at the Warrant Officer Career College at Fort Rucker in Alabama. Capt. Xiong Yan continues to humbly serve the Lord as a Chaplain in U.S. Army.

:reddit: I am worried I have insulted the feelings of the Chinese peoples. :reddit:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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In my opinion, the people of China should rise up and overthrow the Chinese Communist Party, and create a liberal democratic China that could become a valued member of the US-led international order. This would naturally include trials and imprisonments or executions of all current communist party members.

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

Mao was a big dumb farty butt.

e: Also lol at Xi Jinping's family liquidating their holdings. As if that would ever, ever convince anyone he's not corrupt.

Republican Vampire fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Nov 2, 2014

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Republican Vampire posted:

Mao was a big dumb farty butt.

e: Also lol at Xi Jinping's family liquidating their holdings. As if that would ever, ever convince anyone he's not corrupt.

Xi personally had killed a critically endangered species to grind up its horn for use with his impotent problems.

Hows that for getting SA blocked?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


Oh, wait. That's more of an urban legend.

Brave New World
Mar 10, 2010
If this is what it takes to prevent Zimboe from making GBS threads up the Ebola threads, then so be it.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Deng was wrong and Enlai got screwed over by the group of 4.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Chiang Kai-Shek did nothing wrong.

Inu
Apr 26, 2002

Jump! Jump!


-Troika- posted:

Taiwan is the real china

That statement doesn't bother them as much as this one:

From a historical and legal perspective Taiwan has pretty much no relation to China.

on the left
Nov 2, 2013
I Am A Gigantic Piece Of Shit

Literally poo from a diseased human butt
ge me rrs, 釣魚島是日本的

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

钓鱼岛是同心爱的

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide
I'm pretty sure that those islands are Japanese

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Teddles posted:

I'm pretty sure that those islands are Japanese

they're guano reefs, so by rule of law they are American soil :911:

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Arglebargle III posted:

钓鱼岛是同心爱的

Get your names right. It's 尖閣群島. 天皇萬歲!

Are you guys going to say that Nanking Massacre is fake?

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mister Adequate posted:

Chiang Kai-Shek did nothing wrong.

I really hope Japan invades China and reinstalls Taiwan as the rightful rulers of Mainland China.

on the left
Nov 2, 2013
I Am A Gigantic Piece Of Shit

Literally poo from a diseased human butt

Rand alPaul posted:

I really hope Japan invades China and reinstalls Taiwan as the rightful rulers of Mainland China.

Then Japan can hand over communist party members to a human rights court administrated by falun gong leaders, and sentenced to execution or hard labor. Sort of like a modern day Nuremburg trials.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

on the left posted:

Then Japan can hand over communist party members to a human rights court administrated by falun gong leaders, and sentenced to execution or hard labor. Sort of like a modern day Nuremburg trials.

But hopefully they don't pussy out and can hang more than 10 people.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I live by a Chinese consulate and there are always Falun Gong protesters (and occasionally Tibet protestors) outside. The "Free Tibet" folks seem pretty reasonable, but the Falun Gong protesters seem to enjoy accusing the PRC of things like live organ harvesting and a variety of other outlandish things. Are those accusations even remotely credible? From what I've heard and seen, Falun Gong is pretty much a crazy-rear end cult itself, even if it oughtn't be oppressed or wiped out, so I'm a little skeptical.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
They are crazy scientlogists. This is supposed to be the ironic thread, not the stupidity thread :dogstare:

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters

Mister Adequate posted:

Chiang Kai-Shek did nothing wrong.

The Warlord period was underrated imo

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

caberham posted:

They are crazy scientlogists. This is supposed to be the ironic thread, not the stupidity thread :dogstare:

Just curious, man...

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

on the left posted:

Then Japan can hand over communist party members to a human rights court administrated by falun gong leaders, and sentenced to execution or hard labor. Sort of like a modern day Nuremburg trials.

I think if we help Japan, Lowtax will be installed as the puppet emperor of Manchukou.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Bo Xilai's trial was a farce perpetuated to solidify Xi's political power.

Free Tibet

They should really stop polluting the [Everything and Everyone in the People's Republic of China].

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Is visiting a shrine dedicated to heroic Imperial Japanese soldiers really that big of a deal?

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Just make long posts in Chinese about Tienanmen square if it gets enough hits it might get blocked eventually.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Who was Tankman? Can we please identify him?

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Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

God Bless Hideki Tojo

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