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Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

The only rightful ruler I recognize of China is Wang Jingwei.

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Rand alPaul posted:

Who was Tankman? Can we please identify him?

He's the 47th corpse in mass grave 59.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Asia would probably be a better place if America had let Japan keep most of China.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
I hope that I never Hurt The Feelings of the Chinese People or besmirch the righteousness of their five thousand years of uninterrupted harmonious Chinese civilization history.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I can tell you right now if the front page had an article that implied Japan Did Nothing Wrong then we would get blocked pretty quick

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Got to start writing some more Chinese,because I don't think the state censors really read much English besides the obvious ones.

抗命不認命!我要真普選!自己香港自己救!和平佔中,還我自由。民主會戰勝將來

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Hirohito did nothing wrong

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
난 게이야

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Are we blocked yet?

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
You guys got to try harder. State censors are bumbling lazy fools. Maybe try getting reddit banned

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Will the cia visit me and make me cry if I threaten the lives of foreign presidents or only the real one? Because I can totally see that working if they are cool with it.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

caberham posted:

You guys got to try harder. State censors are bumbling lazy fools. Maybe try getting reddit banned

Do you know what's really bad? The Chinese communist party.

Edgar Quintero
Oct 5, 2004

POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS
DO NOT GIVE HEROIN
中国共产党的历史,就是可怕的,腐败和谋杀


(does that work? I used a free translation program cause I can't speak Mandarin or Cantonese or any form of Chinese irl)

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

Japan is awesome, Hong Kong should be free, the Taiwanese government is the legitimate government of China, Xi is impotent, Chinese girls like Western dick, Chinese guys like Western chicks, America is #1, NASCAR.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I got to agree with America #1, because we are.

MGDRAGOON
May 28, 2003

What you say!?!

-Troika- posted:

Taiwan is the real china

yeah, shouldn't Hong Kong have gone to Taiwan since that was the government the deal was made with back in the day?

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

drilldo squirt posted:

Will the cia visit me and make me cry if I threaten the lives of foreign presidents or only the real one? Because I can totally see that working if they are cool with it.

I think they only care if the foreign leader is planning to visit and they think you might be a threat.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

MGDRAGOON posted:

yeah, shouldn't Hong Kong have gone to Taiwan since that was the government the deal was made with back in the day?

Nah, that was the Qing, who everyone agrees were major assholes.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

McDowell posted:

I think they only care if the foreign leader is planning to visit and they think you might be a threat.

Let's brutally murder all the heads of china's standing committee that are not currently or planning to in the future visit the The united states.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Nanking was asking for it.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Hongxian Emperor = Best Emperor

Also, this guy:

http://yanxishan.wordpress.com/

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



computer parts posted:

Nah, that was the Qing, who everyone agrees were major assholes.

You talking poo poo about Pu-Yi?

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Brave New World posted:

If this is what it takes to prevent Zimboe from making GBS threads up the Ebola threads, then so be it.

...
2015 will tell the tale.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Cixi is a national heroine. Better than Mao.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

computer parts posted:

Nah, that was the Qing, who everyone agrees were major assholes.
If the Emperor had listened to Xu Naiji and the other anti-prohibition voices and undercut British opium with local growing and a taxation system instead of being an authoritarian child and burning it all, he probably wouldn't have gotten his poo poo wrecked by Britain, France, America, Russia, and everyone else who wanted to ensure that Chinese trade wasn't based on stealing other peoples stuff and burning it. Hong Kong would never have been lost and the Century of Humiliation wouldn't have happened.

Also their flag looked like someone drew a Gadsden flag based only on a description over a bad phone line by someone else who has never seen a snake either.

Free Tibet, Free East Turkestan, Free Dzungaria, Free Manchuria, Imprison Li Keqiang.

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



May Chairman Mao live for ten thousand years. God bless.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Vermain posted:

May Chairman Mao live for ten thousand years. God bless.

FYI he's dead and poorly embalmed.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Let's give accounts to some high profile party members and convince them to do an AMA in GBS.

Or create fake accounts claiming to be those people and make them into forum-wide punching bags.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
You know Asia would be doing much better if the US hadn't pushed that oil embargo on Japan and let them unite it.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Bip Roberts posted:

FYI he's dead and poorly embalmed.

Lmbo at nothing in china being original.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Did Mao really do anything that Stalin didn't do better and first?

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
:siren: Threats from the the United States government actually ended LF. China would just keep it from entering China. :siren:

Keep laughing about China retards

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

PT6A posted:

the Falun Gong protesters seem to enjoy accusing the PRC of things like live organ harvesting and a variety of other outlandish things. Are those accusations even remotely credible?

The CBC had a piece on this not too long ago. Some credible sources saying yes and that it's insanely profitable. One surgeon from Taiwan claims he was offered premium Falun Gong organs which are more expensive because they don't drink/smoke, etc. I've never read the report though just listened to the show.

Free Tibet
China belongs to Japan

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Jack London was right, let's act out 'The Unparalleled Invasion' and eradicate the yellow menace.

Also, the Senkaku Islands belong to Japan, the Pope should have investure and reincarnation is not controlled by the CCP.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Throwdini posted:

:siren: Threats from the the United States government actually ended LF. China would just keep it from entering China. :siren:

Keep laughing about China retards

Yeah but SA is English and mostly a domestic site. If SA was in Chinese and registered in China, it would shut down in no time.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Mister Adequate posted:

Chiang Kai-Shek did nothing wrong.

While he did plenty of things wrong, he has a special place in my heart / List of Favorite Dictators nonetheless. He was making a reasonable effort to drag China into the modern day without going all Mao on everything.

He sort of couldn't go all Mao on everything, part of the problem with Nationalist China is that it couldn't quite handle centralization.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Anyone who is able to read Chinese have access to information on China's railroad and railroad-related exports? I'd like to be able to do an accurate cost/benefit analysis on Chinese infrastructure developments in East Africa versus going with General Electric.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Jack London was right, let's act out 'The Unparalleled Invasion' and eradicate the yellow menace.

Also, the Senkaku Islands belong to Japan, the Pope should have investure and reincarnation is not controlled by the CCP.

Wait, is china's official position on reincarnation say that they have a hand in it?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I just realized we have no way to find out if china has blocked us.

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420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

drilldo squirt posted:

I just realized we have no way to find out if china has blocked us.

http://viewdns.info/chinesefirewall/

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