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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Le Faye Morgaine posted:

So.... what happens when the ice melts? They become houseboats?

They're on big skis or sleds so they can be towed off the ice before it gets too thin.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Inceltown posted:

We get schad thread crossover material



Yeah sometimes this happens too.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Bad news: the alligator didn't survive.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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That's a long Southwest flight.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The Bloop posted:

It didn't say he finished

I thought that was implied by the four times part.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The Bloop posted:

Look at this motherfucker that doesn't know about SSRI wanks

This is exactly why I said it must've been a very long flight.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Well, did he hit it?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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It's clearly the mathematical equation 7 minus HOGS.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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chitoryu12 posted:

How long before one of the kids at this poor boy's school finds the article?

Roughly 90 seconds after it was published, I assume.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Milo and POTUS posted:

*nodding* Now, when you say ram him at top speed,

They were on a lake at the Ram Ranch.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Well poo poo, Hedrigall is going to post ITT now.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I think those are jaguar costumes, not tigers. Tigers aren't native to Central America.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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By popular demand posted:

Alls i know it sucks massively.

Lowtax only sucked lead.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Well, did it stop the domestic violence?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Milo and POTUS posted:

What in god's name is actually happening here anyway

He's using a hand crank to fold up one of those giant flags they bring out on sports fields during the national anthem. At least that's how it was explained to me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Okay but have you seen the alternative?



I would trust the doughy guy on the right to know the best dive restaurants more than the guy on the left, honestly.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Something something cholesterol over 9000.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Phlegmish posted:

What exactly do these people think is in the vaccine

Nanomachines, Joe Biden's dandruff, gluten, transfats...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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This sort of thing makes me wonder if the perpetual copyright advocates have a point.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Tiggum posted:

If copyright didn't exist, or expired in a reasonable amount of time, there'd be no novelty in this kind of thing so it wouldn't have a reason to exist.

Also a valid observation.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Tunicate posted:

l, the nazis tried that too,

Mods? :ohdear:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Tei posted:

USA is more powerful than god.

No, we are not.

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Powerful enough to rewrite history. Hollywood can make a movie about any war, and replace the original heroes for USA soldiers. And that works for the general people.

For every movie about history where some dumb American takes over for the historical figure (for example, the execrable movie U-571 which ripped off the actual story of Britain's capture of U-110, not to mention the US Navy's equally dramatic capture of U-505) there come pages and pages of rebuttals from whichever country Hollywood has tried to steal history from. In some cases it happens even when a particular movie has nothing whatsoever to do with rewriting another country's history. IIRC Saving Private Ryan provoked a furious response from British pundits because one of the American soldiers in the film dared make a crack about British war hero Bernard Montgomery, never mind that Americans joking about Monty was an actual historical phenomenon and the entire narrative of the film took place in the American sector of Normandy during the week or so after D-Day.

It's perfectly fine to mock and criticize Hollywood films for flattening history in order to tell rah rah USA USA bullshit stories but lets not pretend it changes the actual history of the events. Do the stupid and credulous fall for it? Of course. But if we regulated everything so that only of the dumbest of the dumb would be fooled by fiction there'd be very little for people to read beyond the level of "a cow goes moo".

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

This would be a much stronger argument if the impact of US presidential elections wasn't what it was. We need to deal with the idiots dude

Who says we don't need to deal with the idiots? I didn't.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Alaois posted:

do you not know what side of the war Yugoslavia fought on

Which parts of Yugoslavia?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Alaois posted:

that's like saying "which parts of France fought for the Allies and which fought for the Axis"

Not really, no.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Fake.

The real story is no less awful, however.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Phy posted:

It's an "L chondrite", a type of relatively common meteorite where many of the ones that are found show signs of having been blasted apart from a larger body about 470 million years ago.

Your mom?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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And of course they live in one of the most expensive parts of California to boot. Just brilliant decision making all around

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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DACK FAYDEN posted:

I did not know Mpemba was dead :(

Yeah, sucks doesn't it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Tunicate posted:

He's an anachronist

More an achronologist.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That's not as bad as getting the crap kicked out of you by the Easter Bunny

Or worse, the Ice Cream Bunny.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Best of luck to her.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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That walrus doesn't sound chaotic at all, in fact it sounds like a very predictable walrus because it keeps doing the same thing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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And this didn't happen in Florida... how?

Actual news report on the incident for those who want to read more.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Are the dogs OK?

They attacked multiple people unprovoked, so they aren't really OK.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Platystemon posted:

Major did nothing wrong.

Major didn't, but these dogs did.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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:chloe:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Par for the course for the New York Jets, really.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Dude cut off the part where it turned out to be a forgery.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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GrossMurpel posted:

Really, Commander?

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