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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Pakled posted:

Not to say lesbians are less discriminated against than gay men, but homophobes generally seem to care way, way less about lesbians than they do gay men. Some combination of valuing women's sexuality less, lesbians not threatening the sexuality of homophobic men the way gay men do, and the Bible not having a specific prohibition against women having sex with women.

There's also the thing where homophobes think lesbians are fine (as long as they're attractive) because they think there's a chance that they can watch, because they're loving morons who think porn is representative of reality.

Also the whole concept of having somebody they can point to and go "see? we're not bigots!" when the reality is they will absolutely throw gay conservatives under the bus as soon as they stop being convenient.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I find myself wondering why nobody thought to ask Eric if he knew what a gazebo was, especially after "I call out to it".

To be fair, "gazebo" does kind of sound like it could be a D&D monster, if you're the kind of grognard who knows more about imaginary worlds than the real one.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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He has all the best words.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Darth Walrus posted:

Hatefucking an entire city? That’s a new one.

Somehow imagining this as Portland, Maine is even funnier. Is there anything to hate about that town? Surely it's not worth a hatespank.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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That's not what you expect a guy who farts a detective out of the interview room is gonna look like.

I was expecting a fat, middle-aged white guy in a stained wifebeater (do we really not have a better word for those in TYOOL 2017)

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Pookah posted:

Prêt à manger!

:golfclap:

I heard about that escort story on the radio the other day. How is she not being charged with attempted murder?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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There is a town called Elephant Butte.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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canis minor posted:

They should play against Rhode Island

Of course it was RISD.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Dartonus posted:

Would there be that much fire involved? It says the thing’s steam-powered.

Never underestimate what you can accomplish with grit, determination, and raw, undiluted stupidity.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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It was a nice goat head. Shame.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Still funny.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Chillian J. Yikes! may be the funniest thing I've seen all day.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Krankenstyle posted:

the male genitalium :|

You only have one?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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They both have a point. It's just a question of whether you find kissing rear end to be more or less distasteful than small brownish bean things.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Jesus, how bad does rotting durian smell?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

The Unbearable Whiteness of Brieing

amazing

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Filed under: EVIL IS FINE NOW

Even though the last line still says "and remember, don't be evil".

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Zanzibar Ham posted:

Actually it now says "and remember, respect is everything".

From the article:

quote:

The updated version of Google’s code of conduct still retains one reference to the company’s unofficial motto—the final line of the document is still: “And remember… don’t be evil, and if you see something that you think isn’t right – speak up!”

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Sigmund Freud is an Israeli terrorist and mental health workers think they're superior to their genius patients.

:thunk:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Schwül means humid in German. Schwul means gay. This was a never-ending source of entertainment in German class, because apparently a lot of Americans have trouble with the ü sound.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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If you don't feel like reading the article, the answers to your questions are "with his feet", "twice", and "the victim was lying down".

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Zil posted:

Get your hands on as many fleshlight as you can and get them consecrated.

Why not just have your b-hole consecrated

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Look, have you seen the way Boston streets are laid out? There are parts of this city where jaywalking is literally the only way to get across the street. I've crossed green line tracks next to a sign that says not to do exactly that. I'm not walking an extra two blocks to cross at the "right" place.

Boston: gently caress off, I got places to go

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I am mentally ill and also love beef jerky. Checks out.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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evobatman posted:

I will take one for the team and eat all the surplus jerky to save the rest of you.

there is no surplus jerky because that implies that we have more jerky than we need

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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And some of us use drugs and drink responsibly and in moderation.

I hope.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I have several questions I don't particularly want the answers to

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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"Death by misadventure" is also often a euphemism for suicide

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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The highlight of this article is that this guy, an Irish powerlifter who believes that the Nazis had some great ideas, also believes that the British... invented racism? Or something?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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City pigeons will land on you if they think you have food.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Surgeon of the Night Wolves definitely sounds like an At The Gates song.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I'll figure it out.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Henchman of Santa posted:

Mayor to female commissioner: You make a living off anal bleaching. It’s a #MeToo moment, she says

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article216726340.html

I would wonder how this loving toilet bug got elected mayor of anything, but it's Florida.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Gynocentric Regime posted:

There's also the bullshit "theft by finding" where if someone loses something valuable it's on you to find the owner and return it or give it to the cops.

Wait, you mean "finders keepers" isn't the law? :thunk:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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It was GHB, if you didn't feel like clicking through. Yes, the date rape drug.

So I mean maybe he won't remember stuffing eggs up his rear end.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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"Jew's ear" is another name for black wood ear fungus. Fungus juice in a can, yummy.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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The hell is with innocent place names evolving into anti-Semitic madness? Fort Kill the Jews, jfc

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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misguided rage posted:

It was worth clicking the article to learn that the original name was "poo poo Pond, France"

And then it intermediately became Jew Pond.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Krankenstyle posted:

yeesh i get the willies

you definitely don't want these willies

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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"Handcrafted Cornish Perspex" is a gloriously silly phrase.

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