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Pakled posted:Not to say lesbians are less discriminated against than gay men, but homophobes generally seem to care way, way less about lesbians than they do gay men. Some combination of valuing women's sexuality less, lesbians not threatening the sexuality of homophobic men the way gay men do, and the Bible not having a specific prohibition against women having sex with women. There's also the thing where homophobes think lesbians are fine (as long as they're attractive) because they think there's a chance that they can watch, because they're loving morons who think porn is representative of reality. Also the whole concept of having somebody they can point to and go "see? we're not bigots!" when the reality is they will absolutely throw gay conservatives under the bus as soon as they stop being convenient.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 10:11 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 07:45 |
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I find myself wondering why nobody thought to ask Eric if he knew what a gazebo was, especially after "I call out to it". To be fair, "gazebo" does kind of sound like it could be a D&D monster, if you're the kind of grognard who knows more about imaginary worlds than the real one.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 20:14 |
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He has all the best words.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 12:31 |
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Darth Walrus posted:Hatefucking an entire city? That’s a new one. Somehow imagining this as Portland, Maine is even funnier. Is there anything to hate about that town? Surely it's not worth a hatespank.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 03:34 |
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That's not what you expect a guy who farts a detective out of the interview room is gonna look like. I was expecting a fat, middle-aged white guy in a stained wifebeater (do we really not have a better word for those in TYOOL 2017)
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 10:50 |
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Pookah posted:Prêt à manger! I heard about that escort story on the radio the other day. How is she not being charged with attempted murder?
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 10:21 |
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There is a town called Elephant Butte.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 10:51 |
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canis minor posted:They should play against Rhode Island Of course it was RISD.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 10:49 |
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Dartonus posted:Would there be that much fire involved? It says the thing’s steam-powered. Never underestimate what you can accomplish with grit, determination, and raw, undiluted stupidity.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 02:32 |
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It was a nice goat head. Shame.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 03:08 |
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Still funny.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 12:57 |
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Chillian J. Yikes! may be the funniest thing I've seen all day.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 18:54 |
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Krankenstyle posted:the male genitalium :| You only have one?
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 13:58 |
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They both have a point. It's just a question of whether you find kissing rear end to be more or less distasteful than small brownish bean things.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2018 18:16 |
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Jesus, how bad does rotting durian smell?
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 02:57 |
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:The Unbearable Whiteness of Brieing amazing
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 23:25 |
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Samuringa posted:Evil is allowed now Filed under: EVIL IS FINE NOW Even though the last line still says "and remember, don't be evil".
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# ¿ May 20, 2018 17:31 |
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Actually it now says "and remember, respect is everything". From the article: quote:The updated version of Google’s code of conduct still retains one reference to the company’s unofficial motto—the final line of the document is still: “And remember… don’t be evil, and if you see something that you think isn’t right – speak up!”
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# ¿ May 20, 2018 17:47 |
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Sigmund Freud is an Israeli terrorist and mental health workers think they're superior to their genius patients.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 16:22 |
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Schwül means humid in German. Schwul means gay. This was a never-ending source of entertainment in German class, because apparently a lot of Americans have trouble with the ü sound.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 12:33 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Florida Man Strikes Again If you don't feel like reading the article, the answers to your questions are "with his feet", "twice", and "the victim was lying down".
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 00:21 |
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Zil posted:Get your hands on as many fleshlight as you can and get them consecrated. Why not just have your b-hole consecrated
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 03:25 |
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The Kins posted:The Boston Globe > What does a guy have to do to get a jaywalking ticket in this town? Look, have you seen the way Boston streets are laid out? There are parts of this city where jaywalking is literally the only way to get across the street. I've crossed green line tracks next to a sign that says not to do exactly that. I'm not walking an extra two blocks to cross at the "right" place. Boston: gently caress off, I got places to go
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 13:09 |
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I am mentally ill and also love beef jerky. Checks out.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 06:58 |
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evobatman posted:I will take one for the team and eat all the surplus jerky to save the rest of you. there is no surplus jerky because that implies that we have more jerky than we need
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 15:23 |
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And some of us use drugs and drink responsibly and in moderation. I hope.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2018 03:34 |
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I have several questions I don't particularly want the answers to
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 02:37 |
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"Death by misadventure" is also often a euphemism for suicide
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 22:07 |
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ultrafilter posted:Pro-tip: herpetology is the study of reptiles. The highlight of this article is that this guy, an Irish powerlifter who believes that the Nazis had some great ideas, also believes that the British... invented racism? Or something?
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 02:03 |
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City pigeons will land on you if they think you have food.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 13:31 |
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Surgeon of the Night Wolves definitely sounds like an At The Gates song.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 20:37 |
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I'll figure it out.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 06:16 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Mayor to female commissioner: You make a living off anal bleaching. It’s a #MeToo moment, she says I would wonder how this loving toilet bug got elected mayor of anything, but it's Florida.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 12:17 |
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Gynocentric Regime posted:There's also the bullshit "theft by finding" where if someone loses something valuable it's on you to find the owner and return it or give it to the cops. Wait, you mean "finders keepers" isn't the law?
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 19:00 |
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It was GHB, if you didn't feel like clicking through. Yes, the date rape drug. So I mean maybe he won't remember stuffing eggs up his rear end.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 03:11 |
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"Jew's ear" is another name for black wood ear fungus. Fungus juice in a can, yummy.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 12:47 |
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The hell is with innocent place names evolving into anti-Semitic madness? Fort Kill the Jews, jfc
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 14:32 |
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misguided rage posted:It was worth clicking the article to learn that the original name was "poo poo Pond, France" And then it intermediately became Jew Pond.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 15:47 |
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Krankenstyle posted:yeesh i get the willies you definitely don't want these willies
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 23:11 |
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"Handcrafted Cornish Perspex" is a gloriously silly phrase.
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