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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Can I be the front of the cow?

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Powaqoatse posted:

well its not that good a quote considering other quotes itt

Welp that confirms it, I'm an absolute idiot. My apologies. :eng99:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dumb. posted:

Welp that confirms it, I'm an absolute idiot. My apologies. :eng99:

noooo its a good quote

dont listen to me, i just post

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



New Anger-Powered Cars May Revolutionize The Way We Drive

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

This Streaker In Buffalo Ran For More Yards Than The Bills Did

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

Pastry of the Year posted:

let's you and me write and star in an affectionate remake of Top Secret!

Can I help? I know a little German...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/932029433929699329

Edit:

Alabama pastor supporting Moore: 'More women are sexual predators than men'

:shepface:

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 01:56 on Nov 19, 2017

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

edit: gently caress it just jump to 1:04 for what I'm trying to get to. I tried linking this 10 different ways and nothing is working and I don't know wtf is going on

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 12:37 on Nov 19, 2017

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY&t=64s

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008





Nikhil's letter looks more interesting tbh.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I thought they always welcomed pussy.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Platystemon posted:

I thought they always welcomed pussy.

What if the cat wasn't 18 years old, smartguy?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Randaconda posted:

What if the cat wasn't 18 years old, smartguy?

As if strip club hasn't had underaged dancers, especially a Florida one.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-


I think I'm about done with this world.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

dumb. posted:



I think I'm about done with this world.

His last name is "Broni" God drat it.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Dylanthulhu posted:

His last name is "Broni" God drat it.

His brother's name is Jacob but goes by Ja.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


dumb. posted:



I think I'm about done with this world.

BBC breakfast? If the next thing that happens is that they slaughter and cook him I could tolerate living in this world for a while longer.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

dumb. posted:



I think I'm about done with this world.

WTF is an emoji translator, are people really too stupid to understand emojis?

ed: https://www.todaytranslations.com/emoji-translator-specialist
gently caress the world, coming out of the sea was a mistake

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 11:24 on Nov 21, 2017

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

WTF is an emoji translator, are people really too stupid to understand emojis?

ed: https://www.todaytranslations.com/emoji-translator-specialist
gently caress the world, coming out of the sea was a mistake
I think I get it? If you're translating a thing containing MODERN TEENS from English to Korean there might be a bit with emoticons in it, and you want someone who knows what the Korean equivalent to (eggplant)(water drops) is, which your standard Korean translator might not know.

It upsets me that I can see the rationale behind this.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I've delivered the cyanide capsule to your mailbox, you know its for the good of mankind and your soul.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
You should take their emoji translation test: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvVN2mlLiyNaKFe0cDqvBaIUDwYG-s6qWb7kredSsLBaW3xg/viewform?c=0&w=1

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I, being a wizened old man of thirty and seven, openly admit that I don't understand about 80% of the emojis I see.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Oh God they're doing that thing where they think emojis are used like rebus puzzles.

They genuinely needed that emoji consultant.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Modern time hyeroglyphs

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Solice Kirsk posted:

I, being a wizened old man of thirty and seven, openly admit that I don't understand about 80% of the emojis I see.

I am an older old, and I need a translator.

I just had a discussion with another of my colleagues in the office. We laughed at first. Then were quiet for brief reflection and realized that maybe it's a legitimate need in some cases.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
A self-taught rocket scientist who believes the earth is flat plans to ride his rocket over a California ghost town

quote:

"I don't believe in science," said Hughes

quote:

"I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that's not science, that's just a formula. There's no difference between science and science fiction."

quote:

Hughes is a 61-year-old limo driver who's spent the last few years building a steam-powered rocket out of salvage parts in his garage. His project has cost him $20,000, which includes Rust-Oleum paint to fancy it up and a motor home he bought on Craigslist that he converted into a ramp.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:suspense:

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

That man is going to die a glorious, fiery death

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

How is he planning to land?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Not very carefully

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I'm looking forward finding out about his inevitable death in the schadenfreude thread and then the person who posted it eating a 6.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sereri posted:

That man is going to die a glorious, fiery death

I mean, props to him. It takes an enormous batshit set of crazy balls to be that insane

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Aesop Poprock posted:

I mean, props to him.
If he put a propeller on his machine, it'd probably be safer.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


Imagine how proud his soul is going to be when it’s hovering over and surveying the glorious wreckage before being sent to its final destination. May we all be so blessed as to die of our own doing in a wicked inferno of twisted metal.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Imagine how proud his soul is going to be when it’s hovering over and surveying the glorious wreckage before being sent to its final destination. May we all be so blessed as to die of our own doing in a wicked inferno of twisted metal.

Right before it looks down from the heavens to see a globe looking back at him.

"Well...gently caress."

Dartonus
Apr 1, 2011

It only gets worse from here on in...

Sereri posted:

That man is going to die a glorious, fiery death

Would there be that much fire involved? It says the thing’s steam-powered.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Dartonus posted:

Would there be that much fire involved? It says the thing’s steam-powered.

Never underestimate what you can accomplish with grit, determination, and raw, undiluted stupidity.

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