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The Mentalizer posted:All those letters to Melmac gone, lost down the poop chute. Shoulda been cat poo...
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Tango and cash my rear end, Robert z'dar was a KGB plant the whole fuckin time man.
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AlbieQuirky posted:gently caress Toddlers Strange quotes indeed
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Frostwerks posted:This is Cormac McCarthy's ex wife lmfao. Cacafuego has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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The UK has Latisha's? Ahh, there we go:  Also, the author is the voice of Dr. Robotnik in the Sonic cartoon. Coincidence?...
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Those wacky Finns
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Fatty spotted
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Kavak posted:That was actually one of the causes of the American Revolution- during the French and Indian War, you had thousands of British troops encamped in the colonies. The rank and file were drunken, uneducated slobs picked up from the slums of London and the like, and commanded by aristocratic assholes who disciplined by flogging. The whole thing was such a cultural shock to colonial citizens that they began to stop thinking of themselves as British. Thanks to Wellington, who was a big proponent of buying commissions, that didn't change much for a long rear end time. Maybe the flogging, which they probably called floggy-wogg or some poo poo
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So, whats the French remedy?
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This is probably from the early 1900s or something, but this was essentially the argument kept that hot teacher from going to prison after banging her high school student about 10 years ago or so. E: her lawyer posted:John Fitzgibbons, Lafave's lawyer, stated, "To place Debbie into a Florida state women's penitentiary, to place an attractive young woman in that kind of hellhole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions." Cacafuego has a new favorite as of 20:50 on Aug 6, 2015 |
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Say Nothing posted:
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Solice Kirsk posted:I never get tired of reading/watching this. It's just one of those things that if it was in a comedy you'd write it off as never being possible. The only other last words that would be funnier than "gently caress the alligators!" would be "Nah, it'll hold" or "Who say's I can't jump this?!" "What're you gonna do, stab me?" - stabbing victim Phone posting, but I know the pic is out there
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:There's a "Mr. Little Hands"/Donald Trump joke in here somewhere and it's killing me that I just can't make it happen. Is "mr little hands" the version where the guy didn't die from intestinal penetration?
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Quiet Feet posted:"I'm the Burggernaut *belch*"
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"Man ate from brother's rear end crack, died" would have been better.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:"Baby's coffin found in Philadelphia with organs inside, but no body " cenotaph posted:Typical American. Won't eat offal. Nah, Philadelphians eat the hell out of offal, but they call it scrapple.
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Fathis Munk posted:What a good dog comrade. She’s no Laika
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:What about inbred hillbilly Cher traphouse family? Apparently this episode “Home” only aired once and I happened to see it live. Still creeps me out when I think about them rolling ma out from under the bed.
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chitoryu12 posted:We really need to keep reminding ourselves that the first Press Secretary for Trump was a guy who publicly feuded with Dippin' Dots for years for no apparent reason and once fled into bushes to avoid reporters. Don’t forget he was the WH Easter bunny.
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pik_d posted:Screenshotted for those visiting in the future 1/5 does not offer lake trout
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Scathach posted:gently caress sex robots. And by that I mean don't gently caress sex robots. Do they have robo-pimps?
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misguided rage posted:It was worth clicking the article to learn that the original name was "poo poo Pond, France" Such an unusual name. Death to Jews. How did your town come by it? We changed it in the 9th Century. You changed it to death to Jews? Yeah! It used to be poo poo pond. It's a good change.....it's a good change
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spog posted:gently caress you if you think I am clicking that link. Well, not if you tense up...
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jojoinnit posted:I don't know what this is but I'm guessing super sad and everyone in this pic was about to die Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
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Cythereal posted:Just when you think American politics can't get any weirder... Cream pie apocalypse - mods, please
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I was an employee at toys r us from 96-1999 and at Best Buy in 2000-2002 and watching people fight over parking spaces on Black Friday is like the best thing ever
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chitoryu12 posted:https://nypost.com/2018/12/04/florida-man-threatens-to-kill-professor-over-7-a-m-final-police/ quote:“Bey I gern f—ing kill dis professor bey this is my confession to a premeditated murder,” Wtf does “Bey” mean? I’m getting too old for this poo poo
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chitoryu12 posted:Supreme T-shirts that are literally just white shirts with a red Supreme logo cost hundreds or thousands of dollars on the resellers market. There's absolutely nothing special about them or the materials they're made of except for the brand. I never knew Supreme was a company that sold anything aside from t-shirts and flat-brimmed hats to idiots. Is this the skateboarding version of RVCA, which I also see the same type of idiots wearing? drat kids get off my lawn 
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Phlegmish posted:You will be in our hearts forever Deedee Megadoodoo Watch Ronin for a proper pronunciation. In fact, just watch Ronin for the car chases.
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I started reading and was like, there’s no way people in Alabama were that excited about a “fashion guru”. I was right 
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Rysithusiku posted:leeches are actually very effective post-surgical treatment for certain kinds of microsurgery. if you, for example, reattach a finger you cant necessarily reattach all the blood vessels. those take time to reattach naturally. in the meantime blood builds up in the extremity because it flows in through the big arteries but all the little veins arent there to flow out through and this buildup can cause all sorts of issues. sometimes they just bleed it, but in some cases they use leeches on it because they're incredibly effective, naturally anticoagulant, and if properly sourced basically sterile. A good post! Now, talk about clinical maggot usage
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Upon arrival, the cop was overheard to say to the burglar: “Hans, bubby, I’m your white knight”
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Well, he’ll be at Megacon in Orlando in a couple weeks signing autographs and mugging it up for fans, so this is your chance to say something to him about it personally
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/AltPress/status/1134108681681985537 He literally howled his ball(s) off 
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ultrafilter posted:If you want something really bad, listen to Celtic Frost's cover. Authority Zero made a decent cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlTvlSIVbVU
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/flangy/status/1146996914375626753 quote:He was a major donor to leading Republican politicians, including former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, Florida Sen. Marco Rubio and President Donald Trump, the Times reported. 
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ultrafilter posted:Not a headline yet, but give it time. For those of us who aren’t extremely online, who is this?
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Samovar posted:THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO... Story must be wrong, ATHF was set in NJ not Iowa
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Kennel posted:My local paper made a good headline: How many Finns does SA have?!? (I assume that’s Finnish, maybe some other kind of Scandinavian. I see lotsa k’s which makes me think of the Finns)
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