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BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

Say Nothing posted:

Possibly fake...



Totally fake. The vet refused.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Say Nothing posted:

Possibly fake...



This is definitely real and shame on you for doubting :colbert:

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Triggered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgiLm9bCxrU

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I had to go find the story for this, because wtf

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article218723835.html

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Here's 50 bux

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Huawei Trolls Apple by Giving Out 200 Free Power Banks to Fans Camping Outside Store



spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Goddamn, that is a burn.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

They should have just dropped plans for the Mrs Doubtfire sequel after Robin passed away

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


quote:

An indictment, filed by prosecutors Cary Aronovitz and Mona Sedky, lists three victims related to his operation of “StraightBoyz.” The site promised gay men videos of real straight men being conned into accepting sex acts, all while blindfolded or wearing blacked-out goggles.

lmao, "StraightBoyz"

quote:

Deneumostier has other legal troubles. Earlier this summer, Deneumostier was arrested and charged with having sex with an underage boy at the Floridian Hotel in Homestead, according to a police report.

only in Miami would getting arrested for statutory rape be casually referred to, in the very last paragraph of the article, as "other legal troubles"

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Pastry of the Year posted:

lmao, "StraightBoyz"


only in Miami would getting arrested for statutory rape be casually referred to, in the very last paragraph of the article, as "other legal troubles"

I misread his name as Duomolester and thought that was an incredible example of nominative determinism.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

He has a very feminine face. I can see how he got away with it.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

spog posted:

Goddamn, that is a burn.

No, those are Apple phones, not Samsung.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

He has a very feminine face. I can see how he got away with it.

Per the article they were blindfolded or wearing blackout goggles

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

lmao, "StraightBoyz"


only in Miami would getting arrested for statutory rape be casually referred to, in the very last paragraph of the article, as "other legal troubles"

Have a mental issue of this guy dressed in a maid outfit signing himself and a teenager in bondage straps and blackout goggles in and the staff just being like “YEAH GO ON UP” while they’re trying to taser an alligator behind the counter

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Just another day in Miami
Just another day in Florida

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Aesop Poprock posted:

Have a mental issue of this guy dressed in a maid outfit signing himself and a teenager in bondage straps and blackout goggles in and the staff just being like “YEAH GO ON UP” while they’re trying to taser an alligator behind the counter

So I see

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

I love hearing about Jerry Adams because it always reminds me of this tweet.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I hate this version of the cyberpunk future. :smith:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



jobson groeth posted:

I love hearing about Jerry Adams because it always reminds me of this tweet.



:bustem:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dagen H posted:

So I see

Goddangit

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

jobson groeth posted:

I love hearing about Jerry Adams because it always reminds me of this tweet.



So I briefly read up on this guy and yowza that’s probably gonna need a full read but what does the timer specifically refer to?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



He was a member of the IRA, who sometimes set off (timed) bombs in public places.

Their Protestant counterparts like the UDA, UVF,...preferred to just enter pubs or houses and slaughter everyone inside.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Aesop Poprock posted:

So I briefly read up on this guy and yowza that’s probably gonna need a full read but what does the timer specifically refer to?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I reckon Gerry Adams is better known for his tweets these days than he is for his 40+ year career in politics.



Even when he makes politics-themed tweets, they come out a bit special:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



grandpa tweets

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1043323239735287808?s=21

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1042727512080621568

quote:

Ahmet Hergune was killed during the conflict between Greek Cypriots and Turkish Cypriots in 1974, but his body remained undiscovered for decades.

It was eventually discovered because the tree which grew from him was unusual for the area.

Incredibly, the dead man had been taken into a cave with two others and both of them had been killed by dynamite that was then thrown in after them.

Yet the dynamite also blew a hole in the side of the cave, allowing light to flood into the darkened interior which in turn allowed the fig tree to grow from the man's body.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Must have been much respected by the pequeninos.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




the second part ruins it imo

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I was so disappointed when I finally heard Gerry Adams's real voice. :sigh:

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

How’d the figs taste, though?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Darth Walrus posted:

How’d the figs taste, though?

gutsy question, i just wanna remind yall else that you dont havta take it like a dictate.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I don't know what this is but I'm guessing super sad and everyone in this pic was about to die :smith:

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

jojoinnit posted:

I don't know what this is but I'm guessing super sad and everyone in this pic was about to die :smith:

Not everyone! The yellow shirt guy and the kid on his shoulders lived. The car they're standing next to is the bomb

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

jojoinnit posted:

I don't know what this is but I'm guessing super sad and everyone in this pic was about to die :smith:

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1043727170798018561

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