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Clam Chowdown posted:Boy are they gonna be mad when they find out what god did after he wiped out almost all life on earth with a flood. God gay, so what?
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 22:06 |
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Platystemon posted:A hundred and twelve varieties is honestly not impressive. 112 different species is fairly impressive when it doesn’t seem like they’re relying on dozens of closely related species of fish or something for the count. I bet you haven’t eaten meat from 112 species. Obligatory ‘but your mom has!’ joke.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 05:35 |
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Mods please rename me to ‘Eel Snorting Seal’ pronto.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 17:52 |
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No ring.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 04:51 |
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A North American copperhead bite is still a pretty serious thing to deal with too, despite generally not being lethal.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 20:59 |
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5k in cash.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 01:51 |
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MutantBlue posted:Instead of throwing car batteries into the ocean, let's throw koalas. Just what the Great Barrier Reef needs, a chylamidia infection.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 06:19 |
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https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1249093837999529985?s=21
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 04:17 |
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https://twitter.com/snmrrw/status/1257779747653849088?s=21
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 04:45 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:Maybe they are friction-less? I mean Magneto can pull your blood out even though blood isn't magnetic. lol blood has iron in it, dummy
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 21:27 |
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By popular demand posted:Areas of the U.S. To skip on the next time I get there: Don’t skip Montana, it’s beautiful. Just don’t speak to anyone outside Bozeman.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 00:36 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Someone in his ear owns stock in them, bank on it This was a more direct grift. He literally just paid a campaign donor cash for useless product.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 23:02 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:I mean, that just makes me want to go there, and I’m hundreds of miles away. Move to Houston, it happens twice a year.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 04:02 |
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In Australia you call it a killy dozey.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 04:59 |
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Have you ever seen a banana? What about a squash? Penises. And don’t get me started on tomatoes and onions. Testicles.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 22:33 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Unfortunately you turn into Captain Bathroom long before you gain atomic superpowers. Mix some chili in, and you'll get there.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 03:21 |
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Just get a cat you perv.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 08:15 |
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Scarodactyl posted:Anything that pushes back against the current, insanely overreaching copyright regime is good, if only it would be broadly applied and not just in service of the rich and powerful.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 21:53 |
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Inceltown posted:That raises even more questions.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 02:58 |
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Eddie the famous horny otter dies at 20quote:At his prime, Eddie skillfully slam-dunked the ball through the hoop, occasionally adding a victorious underwater flip for the camera.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2020 15:18 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:It's a weirdly worded headline. Calling the racism "unsustainable" sounds like the users are trying to keep up a very high amount of racism, but are having trouble keeping up with the demand. Yes this is sometimes known as Western Culture.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 14:45 |
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https://mashable.com/article/roborace-ram-wall-autonomous-driving/
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2020 02:44 |
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Kooky crackshot kills kielbasa king.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 06:22 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:But what other kind is there, really? Oddly enough, edgers aren’t just found at landscaping stores.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 16:00 |
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jojoinnit posted:Wouldn’t the butter drippings on the toaster floor eventually start a fire or am I misunderstanding the technique? You're supposed to clean out your toaster now and then.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2020 23:22 |
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https://twitter.com/1newsnz/status/1330677864555896834?s=21 Mods can I get a name change to Johnny Rotten Penis?
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2020 04:25 |
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Splicer posted:I would like to see the animal that's 100 duck sized horses. I'm assuming some kind of ant colony/naked mole rat situation It’s just 100 eohippuses.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 16:50 |
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https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1333117457956007936?s=21
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 20:14 |
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By popular demand posted:Sure but the specific subject I was referring to was the sadistic abuse of human-like dolls made to emulate pain response or even be indistinguishable from actual people. goon mentally invents and becomes angry at thing that doesn't exist yet.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 17:26 |
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Platystemon posted:
What a disingenuous prick.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 00:04 |
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Octopuses Observed Punching Fish, Perhaps Out of Spite, Scientists Say https://www.sciencealert.com/octopu...LuOxGCQpg4nGMjs
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2020 03:27 |
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https://twitter.com/sadvil/status/1343698001051713542?s=21
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 02:44 |
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Lobok posted:Seems like it would avoid a lot of work to skip all the name change steps and just name it Adult from the beginning. No it's Baby, like the kid from Baby Driver. Every song is about them you know!!
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 21:49 |
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Mods please name change me to The Sperm King immediately.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 15:37 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:mods, imo change their name to The Sperm Captain I accept this. alternately, Captain Cumblast.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 23:02 |
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Why did Cumstantinople get the works? Because of the rhythm of the jerks.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 16:48 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:
69 Moms, nice.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 15:55 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:yeah that's the clip, but it gets much weirder. Also he's named "Poo"
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 22:05 |
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The Bloop posted:I'll already screaming cuss words 24/7 so this fits my lifestyle should've called yourself The Bleep.
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I’m sorry, my mistake.
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