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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Clam Chowdown posted:

Boy are they gonna be mad when they find out what god did after he wiped out almost all life on earth with a flood.

God gay, so what?

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Platystemon posted:

A hundred and twelve varieties is honestly not impressive.

112 different species is fairly impressive when it doesn’t seem like they’re relying on dozens of closely related species of fish or something for the count. I bet you haven’t eaten meat from 112 species.

Obligatory ‘but your mom has!’ joke.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Mods please rename me to ‘Eel Snorting Seal’ pronto.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

No ring.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
A North American copperhead bite is still a pretty serious thing to deal with too, despite generally not being lethal.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
5k in cash.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

MutantBlue posted:

Instead of throwing car batteries into the ocean, let's throw koalas.

Just what the Great Barrier Reef needs, a chylamidia infection.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1249093837999529985?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/snmrrw/status/1257779747653849088?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Shifty Nipples posted:

Maybe they are friction-less? I mean Magneto can pull your blood out even though blood isn't magnetic.


lol blood has iron in it, dummy

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

By popular demand posted:

Areas of the U.S. To skip on the next time I get there:

The bay area.
I dunno, Montana?

Don’t skip Montana, it’s beautiful. Just don’t speak to anyone outside Bozeman.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone in his ear owns stock in them, bank on it

This was a more direct grift. He literally just paid a campaign donor cash for useless product.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

AlbieQuirky posted:

I mean, that just makes me want to go there, and I’m hundreds of miles away.

Move to Houston, it happens twice a year.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
In Australia you call it a killy dozey.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Have you ever seen a banana? What about a squash? Penises.

And don’t get me started on tomatoes and onions. Testicles.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

Unfortunately you turn into Captain Bathroom long before you gain atomic superpowers. :(

Mix some chili in, and you'll get there.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Just get a cat you perv.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Scarodactyl posted:

Anything that pushes back against the current, insanely overreaching copyright regime is good, if only it would be broadly applied and not just in service of the rich and powerful.

:hmmyes:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Inceltown posted:

That raises even more questions.
First, open box upside down, then poop in box, next hold bottom closed and flip box back over, then put the box on the shelf. This isn't rocket science.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Eddie the famous horny otter dies at 20


quote:

At his prime, Eddie skillfully slam-dunked the ball through the hoop, occasionally adding a victorious underwater flip for the camera.

The multitalented otter was also known for his creative self-pleasuring skills. His arthritis clearly didn't hold him back, because in another video Eddie was caught literally sucking his own dick.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's a weirdly worded headline. Calling the racism "unsustainable" sounds like the users are trying to keep up a very high amount of racism, but are having trouble keeping up with the demand.

Yes this is sometimes known as Western Culture.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://mashable.com/article/roborace-ram-wall-autonomous-driving/

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Kooky crackshot kills kielbasa king.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

But what other kind is there, really?

Oddly enough, edgers aren’t just found at landscaping stores.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

jojoinnit posted:

Wouldn’t the butter drippings on the toaster floor eventually start a fire or am I misunderstanding the technique?

You're supposed to clean out your toaster now and then.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/1newsnz/status/1330677864555896834?s=21

Mods can I get a name change to Johnny Rotten Penis?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Splicer posted:

I would like to see the animal that's 100 duck sized horses. I'm assuming some kind of ant colony/naked mole rat situation

It’s just 100 eohippuses.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1333117457956007936?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

By popular demand posted:

Sure but the specific subject I was referring to was the sadistic abuse of human-like dolls made to emulate pain response or even be indistinguishable from actual people.

While you can argue that capitalism inherently seeks to reduce the lower classes into automatons the specific emerging issue here is the development of replicant technology, which is only now getting close to fruition. And of particular importance here is the many ethical considerations which our beloved technology leaders are sure to not consider in the slightest.

In short, I fully expect to see the rise of terrible snuff porn come into the mainstream within my lifetime and I am disgusted.

goon mentally invents and becomes angry at thing that doesn't exist yet.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Platystemon posted:


One of the authors [of the papers we're using to debunk this claim] sent us rough estimates showing that Sanders might be on target, but those numbers deserve scientific scrutiny before they can be taken as fact.


:lmao:

What a disingenuous prick.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Octopuses Observed Punching Fish, Perhaps Out of Spite, Scientists Say


https://www.sciencealert.com/octopu...LuOxGCQpg4nGMjs

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/sadvil/status/1343698001051713542?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Lobok posted:

Seems like it would avoid a lot of work to skip all the name change steps and just name it Adult from the beginning.

No it's Baby, like the kid from Baby Driver. Every song is about them you know!!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Mods please name change me to The Sperm King immediately.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

mods, imo change their name to The Sperm Captain

dont post above your station

I accept this.

alternately, Captain Cumblast.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Why did Cumstantinople get the works?



Because of the rhythm of the jerks.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:



Danish kroner, so roughly 50–55 usd :negative:

69 Moms, nice.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

yeah that's the clip, but it gets much weirder. Also he's named "Poo"

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

The Bloop posted:

I'll already screaming cuss words 24/7 so this fits my lifestyle

should've called yourself The Bleep.

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I’m sorry, my mistake.

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