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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

They don't owe him an apology. He owes them a thank you note.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Probably papyrus.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

What's the story behind this, real?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Wandle Cax posted:

Yeah after all that's why people go to strip clubs, to see technically accomplished dancing.

Thats why i go. I show up and judge that poo poo like I'm a judge at the olympics.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Karma Monkey posted:

Looks like someone broke the first rule of Toddler Fight Club. :colbert:

They going to move up to Tattler Fight Club

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

canyoneer posted:

The first rule is no tattling.

God drat you.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Cleretic posted:

I'm seeing a slight problem with this man's logic.

Really, he should have called the better business bureau.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

AlbieQuirky posted:

The owl is the reincarnated spirit of Joan Rivers, dealing out retribution for his crimes against fashion.

Joan Rivers was never this funny.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Does this have vid.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

thetechnoloser posted:

Dog bites Man, not news. Cop bites Donut, not news. Dog Cop bites Donut Man AND Cop, best news.

"Police K9 attacks cop, doughnut shop worker, removed from force"
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-police-dog-bite-20150218-story.html

Florida.

They would have put the dog down but then they'd be tried as a cop killer.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

This is Cormac McCarthy's ex wife lmfao.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
That's a cool show but I really wasn't joking lol. That's for real his ex wife.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Crazy women are great in the sack?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

I can tell it's true because that's usually what my girlfriend looks like during sex.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Captain_Person posted:

Make sure you read this one to the very end.



The most florida thing I have ever read.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Um, that's not her. Do they all look alike to you

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

It'd be more british, t'would if it 'ad no "h" on 'is.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Centripetal Horse posted:

It's like a grownup version of "Bully not so tough after being molested."

Yeah, that one is just a little too kid friendly for me.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

It was a big mistake to change his first name to Adolf tho

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

bobjr posted:

Weren't Sarah Palin's kids named the same way, or was that just a big joke?

That's ridiculous. Sarah Palin has never been enrolled in a trigonometry class and you know it.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

She has the enthusiasm but he has the better form.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

djssniper posted:

To be fair Ive seen a dead badger in a manchester canal... and that pretty much is a good description

Why did the badger just not dig through the water.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

pookel posted:

And the fact that there's no sexual assault charge suggests that she was fine with him getting all up in her business until she realized he was trying to steal her stash.

Snatched

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

27,000 block? Holy poo poo, everything is bigger in tejas

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Pththya-lyi posted:

The exact way they get around it is by having opinion shows where people say crazy poo poo, then news shows that report on the crazy poo poo that people said. It's rather brilliant, actually.

It's quite cool how awesome Murdoch is at being a jerkass but it would be even cooler if he dedicated his talents towards good.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Like I can't even be mad about it anymore. I don't think he can help himself. It's like a force of nature, or a James Bond villain.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Behotti posted:

I didn't know there was a language based off of a pastry.

There is a pastry based on a president.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Johnny Aztec posted:

drat, I didn't know Fragmaster was in the UK.

Similarly, I can't believe Brother Jonathan never worked in Poland.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
An aussie who is especially dedicated to American cosplay.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Aesop Poprock posted:

Oh cool yet another animal has achieved my dream and I'm just drinking whiskey in my boxers at 330am waiting for death

Maybe a raccoon dreams of having your life did you ever think of that.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

He tried to do what professional dancers call "walking"

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Birb Katter posted:

Haha, I had a mate who said he'd come sheer it but they needed someone to get there faster than couple of days. Being that sheeplike is a bit too much even for sheep and they can die.

Your friend is gonna die? :ohdear:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Khazar-khum posted:

Sheep shearing is a real art. A good one can do a sheep in 3 minutes. You have to position them properly, and take the right kind of strokes with the blades or the sheep will get cut. A few little nicks are normal, but the gashes done by a beginner can be really bad. The guy who used to shear ours practiced on carcasses at the butcher's.

A dog groomer used to working with overgrown Poodles could probably handle a sheep.

I had sheep in 4H. Dumber than bricks. My one champion walked on a leash, just like a dog. Yes, I said I had a sheepdog.

Did you get any of that 4h pussy you wit you?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Solice Kirsk posted:

One time I was getting thrown out of a Denny's when I was 16 or so and asked for an application as I was being walked out. They gave it to me.

Did you get the job

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Wanna eat that dad ('s ribs)

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

EXAKT Science posted:

Popped up on a local news station's Twitter feed. My roommate and I have been giggling about it for like a half hour:


Middle should be anime arousal.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

RandomFerret posted:


Koko there would have crushed him into a ball.

Mike Tyson wearing a suit of kittens vs koko the gorilla.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Say Nothing posted:

Couple of tons.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...io.html?image=3

Also, Tyson couldn't beat a gorilla even if he had a gun.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_(gorilla)

Gorilla is Carthaginian.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Travis343 posted:

I mean gently caress me, two drummers?

Is that a command?

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