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Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


She had an asthma attack a week later and blamed the Doritos. Nice try girl.

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Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

"Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo."

The pictures are magical.

And the guy's fundraiser with more details

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Collateral Damage posted:

The Sun or the Daily Mail?

It's always the Daily Mail who has the boner for the underaged.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Please can everyone stop drinking their own urine?

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

The Lone Badger posted:

LOL you think american cops wouldn't shoot a disabled man for not obeying commands fast enough.

There was a recent BBC article about that (don't watch the video :( )

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-45739335

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

19 years for stealing a phone? A touch excessive.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

'Hentai is brilliant': Countdown contestant clocks risque winner

and a clip from the show.

I didn't know hentai was in the English dictionary.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008



Made the front page of the print copy :psyduck:

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1255245148272889856

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Captain Monkey posted:

Just get a cat you perv.

Found the perfect thing for you cat anus pervs.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Linked from the Ali frontpage

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001052248045.html



Oh cute a cuddly long cat that y










:prepop:

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/BBCSportWales/status/1308849922150666244

Twitter embed cuts off the og date but it is from 2012.
https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/1308865758710161409

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Herd immunity letter signed by fake experts including 'Dr Johnny Bananas'

quote:

An open letter that made headlines calling for a herd immunity approach to Covid-19 lists a number of apparently fake names among its expert signatories, including “Dr Johnny Bananas” and “Professor Cominic Dummings”.

Others listed include a resident at the “university of your mum” and another supposed specialist whose name was the first verse of the Macarena.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Inceltown posted:

Technically it's buttering the toast once. It gets buttered before going in the toaster and so is bread at that point. Then buttered again once it comes out.

No I didn't do any research into what she actually does, this is just the logical way to do it.

Nope. Nigella toasts the bread, butters it, the butter melts and then she puts more butter on so they'll be little butter blobs on the toast.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Facebook apologises for Plymouth Hoe 'error'

There's a place called Plymouth Hoe that Facebook immediately marked that as offensive.

I wonder what Facebook thinks of Butthole Lane.

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Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Humerus posted:

This has to be Gwyneth Paltrow's fault right?

No it's plain old dumb people on the internet who are too embarrassed to get help for their haemorrhoids.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Saw this live earlier. Yes he is naked and erect.

https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1424544075265499137

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Where do we find it cuz we all have to know now

If for some reason you are serious, plenty of people recorded it so searching for Loch Ness on Twitter should find you a video.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

The disastrous voyage of Satoshi, the world’s first cryptocurrency cruise ship

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Last year, three cryptocurrency enthusiasts bought a cruise ship. They named it the Satoshi, and dreamed of starting a floating libertarian utopia. It didn’t work out

:psyduck:

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/status/1468187372613697539

Someone wasted their time on this.
This poor man was deceived even though the plastic is transparent!
Obviously Asda didn't have the right container and reused the ones for muffins.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Popular school messaging app hacked to send explicit image to parents

The picture was of our old friend Goatse.

Vice has a picture of it.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adpqn/seesaw-hacked-porn-images

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


And was later seen wanking.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


There is something about Tik Tok that makes people dumber.

No wonder it closed with idiots like this (at 24 seconds.)

https://youtu.be/BY-UuZbAnNE?t=24

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


Elton John once spent £40 million in two years including £300,000 on flowers.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Guests at Bored Ape event in Hong Kong struck by vision problems

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More than a dozen people who attended last weekend’s ApeFest in Hong Kong took to social media afterwards to complain that they were suffering from eye pain and vision problems.

One attender posting on X, formerly Twitter, under the handle CryptoJune, wrote: “Woke up in the middle of the night after Apefest with so much pain in my eyes that I had to go to the hospital … Doctor told me it was due to the UV from stage lights. I go to festivals often but have never experienced this.”

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


Oh great there is a picture of him in the mankini in the link.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

The best Vice article is clearly

Deep Inside the Chain Pub Piss Dungeon.

Sadly the pictures don't appear to work. It's for the best.

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Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

'Seagull Boy', nine, wins European screeching competition


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A nine-year-old British boy has won a European championship with his uncanny impression of a seagull.

Cooper, from Chesterfield in Derbyshire, travelled to the Belgian coastal town of De Panne to compete in the EC Gull Screeching competition.

He originally started doing seagull impressions after being nipped by one while he was eating a tuna sandwich.

He wanted to become "Seagull Boy", like when Peter Parker became Spider-Man after being bitten by a spider.


It's a drat good seagull impression.

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