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Proteus Jones posted:Apparently, the article was as well but didn't survive. Yeah, I would've expected them to use PoundOS
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The part I'm having trouble believing is that a college student paid for coffee using cash.
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Scathach posted:You know your country has problems when a pizza chain does more for it than your politicians. Maybe North Korea opening a McDonald's isn't such a bad idea after all.
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Haha, is that the picture of him staring at the eclipse?
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8,999 barrels of bourbon crash to the ground
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This is almost literally a joke headline from The Simpsons:
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Spiders Can Fly Hundreds of Miles Using Electricity
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Samuringa posted:
Well, it kind of is... (Not fake/satire stuff, but it is related)
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A 71-year-old Man Tied a Gun To a Weather Balloon To Fake His Own Murder, Police Say It's actually a really fascinating read. Could've been a mystery novel. For a non-paywall version that's a little dryer: https://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/latest-gardens-man-staged-suicide-look-like-murder-police-say/gckUM9HanQtYvaNGbHZT4N/
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The fact that it was a CSI episode is slightly disappointing, though I'm now laughing at the possibility that the police actually didn't do any detective-ing at all and just remembered the episode, but made up a better story for the newspaper. I guess it still takes a while to connect the dots to the weather balloon in the first place though.
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Stop having fun you guys How dare you
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Uh not really. Unless it's homemade or something. It's definitely a bit thinner but it could easily pass for milk (especially skim milk) if you weren't tasting it. I was definitely confused by the story at first because Blue Diamond is a nut company and as far as I know they don't produce anything made with actual milk. But then I realized they probably outsource the packaging process to some third party that puts all kinds of crap in cartons. Sir Lemming has a new favorite as of 12:47 on Aug 7, 2018 |
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 The photo is what gets me. (In the actual article, that photo is from a thumbnail image for an unrelated video about dog-friendly restaurants/bars.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4TU_R7J3c
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Captain Hygiene posted:TUMOR TEEN TACKLES TAEKWONDO! GET ME A PICTURE OF SPIDER, MAN!
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The MSJ posted:Anish Kapoor is at it again: Man hospitalised after falling in Anish Kapoor installation You may know him by his alter ego, Bugs Bunny.
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Man breaks into waterpark, steals funnel cake, melts ice cream, ruins summerquote:A Waterloo, Iowa man met his own, ah, Waterloo when he stole “an undisclosed amount of funnel cakes” from a waterpark while hiding his face with a bandana—a bandana he’s also wearing in “a personal Facebook photo.”
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Trump: BUILD THE WALL! 2 years later... Cops discover drug tunnel from Mexico to abandoned Arizona KFC
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Drug bust was ‘one of the largest seizures’ in NC, sheriff said. But it wasn’t drugs ... It was a rock lobster! No actually... quote:Nearly 13 pounds of a white powder seized in July in what officials considered one of North Carolina’s largest fentanyl busts was nothing more than flour, according to one of the suspects. Nice try, criminal, but you aren't fooling... quote:New Hanover County Sheriff’s Office Lt. Jerry Brewer said the substance was sugar ... Never mind.
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This must be that same guy who licked the salt planet in Star Wars TLJ I suppose there's nothing truly wrong with Snopes debunking headlines from satire sites, but they should really just say "no it's a satire site you dummy" and move on instead of writing this whole big article about it. Sir Lemming has a new favorite as of 13:39 on Sep 9, 2018 |
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FouRPlaY posted:Because I am avoiding actually working, I pulled the images to make for easier reading. "I found myself sympathizing with Olive and Frankie and patiently tolerating their endless questions as if I am growing a small plant waiting for its ripe delicious fruits after a few years. I focus on nurturing their minds as well as their small bodies." 
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Cracking up like blons a dumb at this e: found this in the replies: https://twitter.com/skillbo/status/523171076910886912
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Juliet Whisky posted:-- Why would you taser someone for doing this instead of just shouting at them like a normal person? It is most likely nonconsensual.
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jojoinnit posted:My favourite part is: Translation: "When we do it, it's not thin skin, it's patriotism!"
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"Sadly, there was only one thing Officer Gauthier hated more than murder: cats."
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Pookah posted:
When apprehended, he reiterated his lone defense of his actions: "THEY WERE ON A CRATE!"
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:How's his career? His personal finances? His romantic life? Hell, maybe he needs an expensive car repair. 
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If you like it you can Photoshop a ring on it
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mrkillboy posted:Ridiculous event planned to protest Bunnings’ sausage sizzle change In solidarity, touring comedy group The Slipnutz staged a protest of their own: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f58MYzb5nNQ
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Splicer posted:The brother should name their next set of gigs "the I'm not my moron brother tour". You're thinking of the Zappas.
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1065288234798931968 In case they delete the tweet to reword it: Melania to attend Liberty University town hall on opioids: report https://t.co/ZWiMMpUJrh https://t.co/SOj98VHlGk
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I've heard of a forehead, and a skinhead, but a foreskinhead?
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Guess my brain cells are dying, Have you considered grafting foreskins onto them?
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The MSJ posted:I click hoping he just sold a bunch of Ouyas he found in a warehouse. Not far from the truth, it turns out. Crank dem Ouya boy
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I guess in some remote way I can understand something getting lost in translation -- "I want you to make this special for them because this is an annual tradition, they lost their son years back but they want it to be a joyful occasion rather than mourning..." And... ... ... Yeah I'm still not really sure.
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If you strike him down he shall become more jolly than you ever imagined.
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This is another one of those headlines where the article body should just say "No."
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/cherokee_ema/status/1082136950843281408 One hungry motorist who failed to heed the warning was quoted as saying, "'Least I have chicken."
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Taco Bell constructing a nacho cheese-dispensing billboard in Toronto
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