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Wait is this a different chess vibrator cheating scandal from the one last year?
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Tobermory posted:Cult of self-proclaimed 'Queen of Canada' threatens Saskatchewan village with public executions. Love the line at the end that there are only twelve members of the cult and they're hosting a meet and greet for new recruits soon.
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Lobok posted:(that works even better if you use the "who're" pronunciation favoured by old white chainsmoking uncles) You can just say Frank from It's Always Sunny
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Peppermint Dr Bronners between the cheeks makes me feel like my butthole smoked a Newport.
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Dec 11, 2023 04:19
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:In an apology for the recent ruckus, I offer a collection of “syntactically ambiguous headlines” from the past: Headless Body in Topless Bar 
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:
I love how confident the explanation was and still just complete and utter horse poo poo
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Dec 19, 2023 14:10
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Those penis penetrations are sound.
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Nessus posted:This is an accurate summation. Chabad makes more waves because they have a huge outreach operation (which I believe is semi-separate from the mothership in Brooklyn at this point). Mitzvah Tank! I actually went to 770 Eastern Parkway once. I road a motorcycle from WA to NYC and somewhere around the Badlands, I met a guy who used to live on the streets in Brooklyn. He gave me two $1 bills and told me one was for my journey. The second bill I was to take to 770 Eastern Parkway and give it to the first person I saw. Some months later, I'm interviewing to rent an apartment just down the street from Eastern Parkway. I take my dollar to this inconspicuous brick tudor-style house and walk in the front door. A parade of Hassidic men are moving in and out of the foyer, so I ask the first one where to put my dollar. He points to the wall where there are about 8 slots for donations. All but one were in Hebrew, and the final said "Building Upkeep". I figured that was good enough, so dropped my bill and forgot about it for a while. About a year later, I meet an anthropology student who is writing a paper on the Chabad movement, focusing on the Rabbi from the 70s-80s. He was really interested in my two-dollar story and told me about "Dollar Sunday" when Rabbi Schneerson would distribute crisp $1s for hours in order to stimulate the virtues of generosity and charity https://www.chabad.org/therebbe/article_cdo/aid/1714766/jewish/What-Does-a-Dollar-From-the-Rebbe-Represent.htm Anyway, the same group has a pretty contentious history in the neighborhood as well. They were the center of so-called "race riots" after a member of Rabbi Schneerson's motorcade ran a red light, leading to the death and serious injury of two Guyanese children. Allegations that the Hatzolah ambulance crew was unwilling to help non-Jews, which led to the death of one of the children. This led to three days of street violence targeted at the Jewish community and the eventual murder of an Italian-American due to his visual resemblance to a Hassidic man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Heights_riot Anyway, just some wacky headlines from NYC.
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Flipperwaldt posted:Well, you're not a huge proportion of the internet either! As far as I know. the ur-goon is both huge and a proportion of the internet, as far as I hear.
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Police identify woman who allegedly smashed plates over OKC restaurant's 'endless shrimp' policy Authorities say the woman also got into an argument with the restaurant's staff about the policy. What's the charge? Enjoying a succulent shrimp meal?!
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Knormal posted:Yar, t'was not a woman. T'was some kind of remorseless eating machine, yarr. One of my first jobs was working at a Cici's Pizza in Oklahoma City. People are very serious about their all you can eat, and some people push it to the limit. Every so often, people would come in during lunch and try to stay through dinner. At some point in the late afternoon, the manager would have to intervene and tell them they'd have to pay again if they stayed longer. People got upset, sure, but we didn't promise endless shrimp. Just awful pizza.
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spookykid posted:Please tell me this was in 2001-2003 and the cici's was the one off Air Depot, we may have run into each other lol It was a few years earlier and several miles north, unfortunately
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https://www.thecooldown.com/green-tech/ev-battery-recycling-urine-lithium-cobalt/ SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’ “The combination of readily available and relatively harmless substances and high energy efficacy gives our method potential to work for large scale extraction.” The scientists did not say where they sourced the urine used for the experiment.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Anyway, headline: Unfortunately none of this is real.
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dr_rat posted:What if you nark to the police they just let you into the evidence room to munch on as much pot as you want? Post username combo Sometime about a decade ago, comedian Chris Gethard hosted a televised show and my girlfriend was invited to be the musical guest. Chris was super excited because he had an extra special guest coming and it turned out to be Diddy himself. Apparently he had launched a social media campaign to get Diddy's attention, and it worked. The hashtag they used? #diddygethard In light of recent news, I'm far less surprised it worked.
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Pfffft, New York did it first and better MTA workers had hidden ‘man cave’ below Grand Central tracks, IG report finds https://nypost.com/2020/09/24/mta-workers-had-hidden-man-cave-below-grand-central-tracks/
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DrBouvenstein posted:
https://x.com/DrewFromTV/status/1782359014292213832
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By popular demand posted:
You'll Never Goon Alone
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Oh great, we're in the Children of Time universe now. Everybody buckle up, because the ants are not to be hosed with.
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Weyd posted:... A rocker... a “trans communications-minister” ... an astrologer... [and] a star chef from Austria. We gotta get the gang together for one last coup.
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Dick the Birthday Boy
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