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I've got a whole book of vintage ones of these, but this is my favourite. R. D. Smith has one Sewing Machine for sale. Phone 66958 and ask for Mrs Kelly who lives with him cheap. R. D. Smith informs us he has received several annoying telephone calls because of an incorrect ad. in yesterday's paper. It should have read: R. D. Smith has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 66958 and ask for Mrs Kelly who loves with him. R. D. Smith. We regret an error in R. D. Smith's classified advertisement yesterday. It should have ready: R. D. Smith has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 66958 and ask for Mrs Kelly who lives with him after 7 p.m.
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I'm just going to pretend it's Groot's brother and stay happy.
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Mr. Flunchy posted:It's common slang for vaginal lube you bunch of enormous pussies. Well, that's just playing bait and switch. Usually when strange new concepts show up here, it's something like 'What's a Goatse?' or 'What's this Lemon Party?'.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have to double-dip from this thing because Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall of ants. We are trapped.
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Starfleet Dental has a new mascot, I see.
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Veib posted:It's not unusual to be loved by a snake cannibal You've been hosed by You've been et by A snake cannibal
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Captain Hygiene posted:Honestly just prepend "Killer" to the Australian name for anything and the problem's solved. Yeah, but then you get redundant names, like Killer Australians.
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The church tried to ban their use on Christians. Possibly for humanitarian reasons, possibly because they didn't want to be on the receiving end of them. An early example of the fine tradition of "No, it's only a warcrime when you do it to us."
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That's as many as four tens!
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That's fine, she's 18 in computer years. Next year she'll be 36.
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Mister Mind posted:Somebody playing Barry White albums? With the bass turned way up, and the speakers on the floor.
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Knormal posted:Spanish police stop person in T-Rex costume There you go then, she escaped by stealing the hoverboard.
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