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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Huh. I expected Excalibur to be shinier.

She's had it 5 minutes and it's already filthy. Kids are disgusting.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 03:38

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 15:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Man I was 4k posts behind and jumped to this last page and welp

# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 00:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Samuringa posted:

Hero we deserve.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 15:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

AlbieQuirky posted:

Florida Judge is just a super powered Florida Man or Florida Woman.

Literally elected by Florida people

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Detective Thompson posted:

Poo Hand Luke.

Stool hand

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 05:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Convincing the world he didn't exist was really the only PR move left available

From Method Acting to Method Living: The Kevin Spacey Story

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 18:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Bloop posted:

Somehow Mark wasn't even the biggest rear end in a top hat there

e: wait wait wait.... :smug:

Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 23:51 on Aug 29, 2018

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 23:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The MSJ posted:

Bears are usually very polite in Canada, obviously.

Meanwhile, in America.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/KXAN_News/status/988418237367975936

I believe this man has cancer

# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 05:37

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Say Nothing posted:

Are they going to fight the hurricane?

Hurricanes are strong against physical so they're going to fight it as ghosts

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 18:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Splicer posted:

It just occurred to me that there's no way these kids were old enough to remember 9 11, if they were even born yet. They have 0 emotional connection to this moment of silence and it's hilarious that anyone would think they would.

Gotta get them into the patriotism groove while they're young like big tobacco

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 17:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

chitoryu12 posted:

According to the full article it was 3 years of camgirl donations and he probably wrote the card down hearing his roommate order wings over the phone a lot.

Everybody loves wings but let's not pretend they don't come with their own dangers

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 22:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

AlbieQuirky posted:

Yes, that is going to be finicky and expensive to restore, but gently caress it�s hilarious

They're gonna start arresting anyone with googly eyes

# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 01:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What if they are British

# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 08:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I assume that's why it was posted

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 07:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Say Nothing posted:

Something is Amish

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 03:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's a total loving rag

# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 09:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The dippers and orion are the only ones that look like anything that I've personally seen.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 12:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mrkillboy posted:

Darker headline: Bishop outran 12 children

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 17:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ultrafilter posted:

Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Having Sex With Dying Beaver While High On Methamphetamine

If it was dead would he be charged with necrophilia instead

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 20:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

zakharov posted:

The head of New York's MTA quit today. This gives me an excuse to post this front page from 2013 when he was running for mayor.

https://twitter.com/ndhapple/status/1060916995997229056?s=19

The kitties, the?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 23:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Say Nothing posted:

Production assistant, in green room: Can I get you anything, maybe a coke?
High lady: No thanks, I brought my own.

~Fin~

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 03:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The MSJ posted:

Tampering with signage is an effective tactic against them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX0CDwZJe-s

This isn't the kind of StarWars humor that starwars is known for, so it was the right move to take it out. SlapStick does not belong in Pop Sci Fi

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 02:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/CBSPhilly/status/1071152913857302528?s=19

Finally a scandal that makes catholicism look good.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 04:14

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Charlie sheen on the growing list of notable actors who are method living

# ¿ Dec 28, 2018 23:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Slippery posted:

I enjoy that 'faking a Southern accent' is apparently above 'seriously considers hooking it up with his sister' on your list of things that are cursed

He said faking a southern accent, not faking being southern.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 23:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dixville posted:

Autopsy: Man found in Smokies died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear

Was... Was that bear tweaking?

Also lol

You know, at least the tattoo was honest. That's refreshing

# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 18:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1100482992877776896

Make him clean the car and he'll be punished enough

# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 06:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

He's not real.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 21:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ultrafilter posted:

Hipsters all look the same, man inadvertently confirms

Paywall

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 01:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Florida ~~man~~women!

Police: Sisters committed 'the perfect murder,' confessed to man they were both dating

There's absolutely a Florida man in this story though? He's just not the bad guy for once

# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 14:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I might prefer nickleback to creed

# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 18:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's even got an M on its forehead. Total nemesis move.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 03:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Marty better get started on a script right away

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 21:51

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cartoon Man posted:

Never thought Jim Carey would bring about WW3 and the apocalypse.

His comeback is gonna be hot hot hot!

# ¿ Apr 1, 2019 07:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pookah posted:

Now that is commitment to the joke.

https://www.independent.ie/entertai...e-38011579.html

That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?

# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 18:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Slather your naked body in sauce. That way the cops can't arrest you without staining their uniforms! #fightthepower

Probably earn them another charge.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 00:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

M_Sinistrari posted:

Hippos are also very determined and grudge holding. I remember reading some years back that some guy ticked off a hippo and it tracked him down for miles to get even.

I read this as hippies at first

# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 19:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I would love to put pro fighters in costumes and put them in the octagon

# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 20:55

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alaois posted:

when the gently caress did they move Orlando to California, did Florida agree to this

Florida agrees to and with everything. That's what makes them special

# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 20:33

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 15:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ultrafilter posted:

Jeopardy! producers have stripped contestants of their god-given right to bet $69 on Final Jeopardy

Symptoms of a society in decline

# ¿ Apr 29, 2019 00:43

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