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Volcott posted:Did your dick rot off? You may be entitled to substantial compensation. You maybe not though as they're paying by the inch.
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Aug 15, 2019 01:06
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I have questions. Firstly, why? It would mean that the USA basically has Canada surrounded. Trump wants to crack that country open and feast on the maple syrup blood he believes runs through the veins of the whole country.
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Aug 16, 2019 20:20
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Captain Hygiene posted:I feel like you should win by default if you die during an eating contest. Like, you other people may have eaten more, but nobody's eating harder than you. Maybe people are just better at eating harder. You come in with your weak constitution and under-trained eating skills only to get wrecked by people who were born to the life rather than the moths that are drawn to flame that is the glory of becoming an eating champion.
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Aug 20, 2019 00:12
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Should have been Steele Testicles instead.
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Aug 21, 2019 12:30
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ultrafilter posted:Brewery recalls beer, says it’s ‘completely safe to drink,’ except it might explode This basically means it's still fermenting and they can't guarantee the alcohol content of the beer so it may be stronger than labelled as.
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Aug 23, 2019 00:46
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Randaconda posted:https://thefederalist.com/2019/08/26/analysis-americas-poor-nation-theyd-among-worlds-richest/ By not going to the federalist?
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Aug 26, 2019 22:58
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Randaconda posted:it was linked on r/drama Inceltown posted:By not going to reddit? e;f_b
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Aug 26, 2019 23:04
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Elderly woman killed by 'aggressive rooster' in SA highlights the dangers of varicose veins
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Sep 2, 2019 04:09
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Krankenstyle posted:Imagine getting shot by an exploding canister of cattle semen You've heard of forums user Cumshitter well now it's time to meet his bigger, gayer comrade. Cumshooter.
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Sep 17, 2019 09:52
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ultrafilter posted:A former slave's daughter lived long enough to vote for Obama, and when she was born there were still a small number of Revolutionary war widows drawing pensions. America is a young country. Pfft, we're the real gaolbait. 
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Sep 18, 2019 22:46
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Here is how Australia deals with its heads of state. Which probably qualifies itself as weird enough news to go in the thread sans context.quote:Insiders host Barrie Cassidy has given further insight into why Mr Hawke was so popular by sharing a recent story about the former PM.
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Sep 18, 2019 22:57
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This has all the hallmarks of a fwd:fwd:fwd:, including the repeated and embellished introductions. I can see how you get that but we're the country that lost a PM. He just went missing once and we never found him.
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rodbeard posted:Why does a restaurant have a shower? So staff can shower if they cycle or run into work, having one between shifts to freshen up or after before going out. Lots of reasons they could have one. It would be nice if more places of work had one. 
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Sep 26, 2019 03:43
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The hate is there because they're Nazis. Supporting Nazis for a laugh isn't cool.
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Sep 27, 2019 05:15
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Aesop Poprock posted:Jordan Peterson is awful and an idiot and the voice reproduction thing is hilarious because it sounds exactly like his stupid cadence but its legit a little terrifying because of how spot on it is. There’s one for joe rogan too that’s also pretty decent. It’s definitely a little concerning for security and privacy purposes Spot on. This is very much a case of a really creepy thing happening to a really horrible person. You want to enjoy the poo poo they're in but the ramifications for it to become a thing are scary.
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Sep 27, 2019 07:35
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Milo and POTUS posted:That's what the article is about?! Well poo poo now my post makes me seem like an rear end in a top hat. Can't blame you for not clicking the daily mail to find out.
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Oct 14, 2019 21:39
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Oct 16, 2019 02:54
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chitoryu12 posted:I read the article and it’s a little creepy. Apparently he was already a sex offender and the cops sent him a Facebook friend request as the 14 year old girl. This means either the cops are sending friend requests on fake profiles to random people to see what crimes they commit, or they’re trying to bait sex offenders into reoffending. I'm not super strong on cops baiting people but if you can be baited into wanting to walk 351 miles to gently caress a child then maybe the cops didn't gently caress this one up.
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Oct 16, 2019 03:19
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It looks like I'm going to be a feature at the Paris zoo. Paris zoo unveils the "blob", an organism with no brain but 720 sexes
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Oct 16, 2019 23:19
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Oct 22, 2019 00:03
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Petition to change the thread title to Weed News Headlines for this page.
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Oct 22, 2019 21:17
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Der Kyhe posted:Buah, in Northern Europe you can leave take "a shortcut" and get lost to a wilderness where nothing exists for the next 40km (~25 miles) unless you find your way back. It's cute that you think 40km is a long way. I just did an easy walk and it was 100km to the next house.
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False alibi': Tarantino responsible for murdering schoolgirl, prosecutor tells court
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Oct 23, 2019 11:31
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Randaconda posted:I thought I had missed some huge Quinton Tarentino news Yeah, the headline isn't really weird but the name makes it. Have a story about a council stepping up to protect 1.5m long worms that just chill and squelch around underground in the bush. Giant Gippsland earthworms get council protections to preserve precious habitat
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Oct 23, 2019 22:14
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Splicer posted:Read about these super cool worms in a Bill Bryson book so I'm glad to hear they're doing OK There is a lot wrong with Australia but our strange and wonderful animal life is not it.
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Oct 23, 2019 23:33
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Johnny Aztec posted:Didn't their Governor just say for them to shoot iguanas? Well it had a g, i, n and s in the word anyway, so close.
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Oct 24, 2019 04:00
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jojoinnit posted:How did you whiff that one? I was calling the Governor racist. This isn't a weird headline but North Korea has a Mount Kumgang 
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Oct 24, 2019 08:07
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Australian Water Rats Are Eating the Hearts out of Cane Toads with Surgical Precision
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Oct 24, 2019 23:08
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The Lone Badger posted:I want to point out that they're not sticking their head in there and chomping away. They are making an incision, using their little paws to remove organs one at a time, setting the poisonous one aside and chowing down on the extracted heart and liver. It's up to the reader to determine if this is better or worse.
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immortalyawn posted:Its funny how the essentially bullshit Australiana has increased proportionally to it becoming a ultra conservative ultra cop hell country. Water rats are an actual thing not just the boat police on the TV show, if that is what you're getting at. Still any excuse to post this https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/976299234491121665
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Oct 26, 2019 02:53
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Cacafuego posted:How many Finns does SA have?!? Seeing multiple k's makes me think of racists from the USA.
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Oct 26, 2019 05:02
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I forgot there is a Perth in the UK and was wondering how one of the driest states in Australia managed to get a prison that green. Petition to rename everywhere so it's all unique names to avoid this confusion.
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Oct 26, 2019 19:22
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Frazzbo posted:Fine, but we had Perth first, so go and think up your own name. How about the country that burns itself to the ground first starts with new names. Australian Summer vs Brexit.
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Oct 26, 2019 23:03
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Gender Reveal Explosion is the name of my college rock band.
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It's an obvious accident that doesn't need the FBI* * not valid if brown.
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First line in article just in case the headline doesn't give it away. Warning: This article discusses sexual assault and violence, and includes a description of an indecent assault. I was indecently assaulted by a man at Myer. As an 'alpha male' I've struggled with guilt and shame Not quite sure if this qualifies as a weird headline but it's definitely odd.
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