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Gestalt Intellect posted:Pretty cold of them to casually show the weather forecast at the bottom there while reporting this. I have a feeling it will be pretty cold in general after this.
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canyoneer posted:The thin blue line, keeping people from putting ketchup on subs. What if it's a hamburger sub?
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Sramaker posted:That's... not funny, i heard a few times Penny Arcade was supposed to be funny, so were those people wrong? Yes.
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Karma Monkey posted:If you get a buzz out of thinking about people being brutally raped, you have worse problems than your fun being spoiled. Rape can be funny. Like a rapist who wears a clown costume. Or any rape involving marsupials.
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Jan 23, 2015 23:18
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Honestly is there really a reason to defend the freedom to poo poo on women or gay people? Is it really so important to have that right now, in this thread? I love the fact that this link led me to all sorts of videos of animals on trampolines!
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Jan 24, 2015 08:16
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KillHour posted:Oh come on, if he's really mad about that, he has no sense of humor. He should just man up and rise above it. Be an ubermensche.
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Jan 29, 2015 21:48
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It's Xmas 'zents or its nothing!
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Apr 24, 2015 02:17
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May 17, 2015 16:56
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If he had just answered the phone she would have stopped. Why can't this dude just get it that no one will care enough about him to do that but her?
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May 27, 2015 03:53
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Karma Monkey posted:They spit venom and live in burrows. They live in burros?! How big are they in Australia?!?!?!
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Jul 1, 2015 13:58
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drgnwr1 posted:What would the direct translation be for mortar as is used in brick walls? I believe that translates into "make brick stick to form a wall."
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Jul 15, 2015 14:56
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Jul 15, 2015 14:57
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Maybe she was talking about heart disease?
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Jul 18, 2015 15:08
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I thought Danish was just Swedish spoken with a mouth full of socks.
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Aug 6, 2015 18:33
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But just think about how much more sensitive it will be now! That dude's gonna have the most rewarding sex in his life and here we are using our old regular penis skin like a bunch of suckers.
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Aug 19, 2015 04:59
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The Mentalizer posted:Sure, right up until it scabs over. Ribbed for her pleasure! Of course when they crack and flake off I'm sure it will be sort of gross. Probably look like a flesh colored dried lake bed with bits of blood and pus seaping out between the cracks.
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Aug 20, 2015 02:08
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It really is a vicious circle.
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Aug 25, 2015 17:13
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tardwrangler posted:Image searching "cow with it's head stuck" was worth it. What a horse's rear end.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:01
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Postal Parcel posted:Why don't you tell us about 'ow 'ard it is to pronounce the letter 'H'? But they do it in 'herb.' Plus there's more people speaking American English sooooooo....thanks for the start England, but we got it from here.
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Aug 30, 2015 15:18
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Sep 1, 2015 23:34
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Birb Katter posted:Haha, I had a mate who said he'd come sheer it but they needed someone to get there faster than couple of days. Being that sheeplike is a bit too much even for sheep and they can die. So a loving vet doesn't know how to use clippers on wool? Is that what I'm getting from this?
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Sep 2, 2015 15:36
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One time I was getting thrown out of a Denny's when I was 16 or so and asked for an application as I was being walked out. They gave it to me.
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davidspackage posted:Ain't no law says a man has to wear pants. It ain't in the bible so it obviously doesn't pertain to me, a Christian.
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Sep 8, 2015 18:25
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Khazar-khum posted:Did...did the beer make it out alive? It....it's in a better place now.
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Sep 10, 2015 15:53
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King Ralph was a cinematic triumph and the first movie I can think of that was sponsored by Burger King.
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Sep 11, 2015 14:06
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Sally Forth posted:Disappointingly not mentioned: the 'penguin incident' was a man attempting to bribe staff to be allowed to fight one. Fight a penguin? What a pussy. Mike Tyson once tried to bribe a guard so he could try to fight a gorilla. Now thats a fight!
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Sep 14, 2015 21:39
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bunnielab posted:The gorilla would kill him no question but it would be a hell of a fight. You're absolutely right about the gorilla killing him, but the only "fight" would be trying to get the lifeless husk of him out of the enclosure as the gorilla swings him around by a dislocated leg.
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Sep 15, 2015 03:49
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I honestly hope the Tyson vs. gorilla speculation goes on for several pages. Tyson would be destroyed by a gorilla, even if the gorilla gave him ten free punches. I'll call Jay Cutler and round up a gorilla. We'll be rich!
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Sep 15, 2015 04:54
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Collateral Damage posted:If she really wanted to be blind why not just wear a blindfold 24/7? gently caress that. Two pirate eye patches all the way! And a shoulder parrot. 
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Qqqq Qqqqqqq, Now that's a classic.
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Nov 8, 2015 07:36
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Hahahaha, oh my. She should have just started tap dancing and pretend waving her hat.
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Nov 10, 2015 22:31
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catlord posted:If I remember right, her claim was that her... grandmother, I think, used to say it and she was unaware it was a slur. I think its a safe bet to just assume everything out of old people's mouths are racial slurs at this point. Think her co-anchor had a nice little chat about it once they were off the air?
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Nov 10, 2015 23:04
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Was.....was he BBQing shoes?
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Dec 1, 2015 18:17
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That's obviously Lydia.
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Nckdictator posted:Reminds me of this posted earlier in the thread. I never get tired of reading/watching this. It's just one of those things that if it was in a comedy you'd write it off as never being possible. The only other last words that would be funnier than "gently caress the alligators!" would be "Nah, it'll hold" or "Who say's I can't jump this?!"
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Collateral Damage posted:How do you even fit that in the fridge? Looks like someone doesn't have an 8x12x12 walkin. 
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CJacobs posted:I don't want to live in a world where people cite "Man v. A Monkey (and also PETA)" as a defending argument for who owns a copyright in a court case They didn't rule in favor of the animal/PETA though right? So I doubt any other claims would be made. Otherwise every singe "animal steals go pro" video would be upfor grabs to anyone willing to represent the pigeon/monkey/dog.
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Dagny is a stupid name for a dog. I would have called her Muffins. Or Pancake. Or Biscuit........I think maybe I need to eat breakfast.
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