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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I sat on my phone.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

What a great deal that seems like it would be pretty expensive usually.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Hitchens had an exaggerated pompous rear end in a top hat persona. Dick Dorkins is the real thing.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

The_White_Crane posted:

So I say "All the numbers we use are Arabic", you say "this is incorrect and probably racist", and then you claim that an article titled "Arabic numerals" which clearly shows a picture of the glyphs we use to denote numbers, captioned "Arabic numerals" somehow proves your point?

I mean, at a stretch you could be claiming that it's incorrect because the glyphs originated in India, or because they aren't always used exclusively in modern Arabic speaking countries. But I never said that either of those things were not the case. I was making a dumb joke about the fact that the glyphs we use for numbers are referred to in English as Arabic numerals and thus should be the scary for the sort of people who think that writing anything in Arabic (the language) automatically makes you a terrorist.

So yeah, your point isn't abundantly clear, with or without that wikipedia article. Would you like to try and make it now?
I would say, "make it again", but you failed the first time, so :shrug:

And that shitposter was Albert Einstein.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Phone posting hope this shows up correctly. It was supposed to say powder.

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


I think that was just his excuse. I've been told multiple times, without me ever even asking, that nobody keeps the suits on during because they are too valuable.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Is Winnipeg the Florida of Canada? All I know of it I learned from songs about Winnipeg being terrible.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's real and there have been several different articles about this guy being harassed just for eating a sandwich.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Glad to see local news make the thread.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


There's a follow-up story:

http://wgrz.com/news/crime/jared-price-man-with-ax-in-roof-arrested-for-4th-time-in-6-days/460617090

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

GrossMurpel posted:

I don't get it. Is the joke that they're rich, those assholes :arghfist: ?

Pretty much. The New York Times is semifamous for ridiculously posh wedding announcements that no one actually wants to read.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

18 Character Limit posted:

That office destroys people.



That middle aged man looks like he aged nearly a decade.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

This Streaker In Buffalo Ran For More Yards Than The Bills Did

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ah yes. 4WD. A veritable death sentence in snow and ice.

Do you have any idea how many morons think four wheel drive will let them go at any speed and forget that it doesn't help them stop? And I live in place that gets this kind of weather every year.



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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

AlbieQuirky posted:

The best part is how many people on Twitter actually fell for it.

The real excerpts from the book are so ridiculous that I honestly don't know what to believe anymore.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Life finds a way.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


God drat. Everyone should read this article.

quote:

There were conflicting reports as to whether the woman was holding one or both of her eyeballs.

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emergency workers arrived on the scene and determined the wound to the eye was self-inflicted.

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The sheriff’s office told the AP that since no crime was committed, no charges will be filed.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I don't know any gamer that isn't also a constant masturbator. I'm not buying this guys excuse either.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Mysterious aurora Steve seen from Scotland

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

That's how I assumed it would turn out seeing as the car did also have a driver behind the wheel specifically in case something happened. I think the higher auto fatality rate is due to how much more necessary driving in this country.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Phlegmish posted:

I've never heard of this game, might be good if campers automatically lose, get rekt Justin

It's a 100 man free for all shooter on a giant map that slowly shrinks. It's last man standing so you can actually just hide most of the game and do well.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Morissey is like if your racist uncle and hippy cousin that are always fighting at family gatherings got combined into a single person in some sort of Freaky Friday mishap.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Purrjury

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Now that's what I call ride-sharing.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's true I saw Bigfoot porn jokes in Us Weekly's latest edition of "Stars they're just Reich us."

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I feel like law enforcement treats child porn busts like fish stories. It's not like anyone's actually going to check to see how much is there.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Trump doesn't drink because his brother was an alcoholic. It's his only shred of humanity.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

One time I was driving down the actual elm street the movie was named for and I woke my partner up to let them know because I thought it was a fun fact but in retrospect they probably thought I was waking them up just to be safe.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Anybody with enough money to not notice being ripped off for that long for that much money deserves it.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I was talking about porn guy but forgot to hit post for a couple of hours

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's homophobic to assume or accuse every antigay person of being secretly gay, but anyone who thinks it's important to resist the temptation or gay urges is obviously themselves feeling those urges.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

That loving expression is dead on though.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Why are people buying sausage at a hardware store and why is it served on supermarket white bread?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Aesop Poprock posted:

Jesus Russia is so loving awful even the animals just want to numb themselves completely out of reality

The bears here are killing themselves by injecting saline into their balls.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


Call of Booty: Dick Ops

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


Same poo poo happened at my college once. They had a psychic event cancelled due to bad weather.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Double Punctuation posted:

Oh. Well then.

I thought the joke was that since she was celebrating Hanukkah, it would be no surprise she had Jewish ancestry.

I just thought it was hilarious because after all the ways the right have tried to demonize her she comes out with "guess what I'm Jewish too"

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's better to burn out than fade away.

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