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stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

My Dark day at the Golden Corral, I had just finished 2 weeks on with the Forest Service and looking forward to my week off to gorge on all of the worldly foods I could not carry into the wilderness on my back. I was thinking of so much grease and yes ranch dressing I could jam into my gullet. I saw the Golden Corral come into my site as I quickly parked my car. I was almost running but stopped myself so to not scare the Sunday Crowd.
After not eating anything with Milk Grease or Meat for the last 2 weeks this was some sort of perverted fatty land. Yes I did eat it all, the fried okra, deserts I think there was gravy. Then It hit!

A Volcano in my stomach was forming. I threw down a twenty dollar bill in fear on the table!

I ran to my car and started puking as the old ladys drove up and I yelled at them to go some where else!

They threw it in reverse as my gut threw it in reverse

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