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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i was once a member of the knights of columbus and underwent their secret ceremony

# ? Nov 5, 2014 15:58

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GEExCEE

I saw a dude jump in front of a train when I was 10.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 15:59

GEExCEE

I saw a police station on fire, and tanks rolling over street signs in a shopping mall

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:00

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i once embarrassed myself in front of bruce campbell

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:01

Einsteins Kegels: by R. Guyovich

i am a co-author of marijuana simpson, as seen on Vice, AV Club, CollegeHumour, and Gawker.com

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:03

GEExCEE

I saw the Dalai Lama catching a cab. He was scratching his armpit and smiling.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:03

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

I killed a goat once with a mk19. It wasn't intentional.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:04

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

I don't like olives.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:04

H.H: August is the Cruelest Month

Bo-Pepper posted:

i worked for almost a decade on the forensic psychiatric unit at bellevue hospital

have you ever written a thread about it? i know i'd love to read it.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:15

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

H.H posted:

have you ever written a thread about it? i know i'd love to read it.

i did an ask/tell once years ago about it that didn't go much of anywhere

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Nobnob posted:

When I was born I had long, black hair. The doctor said I nearly strangled myself with it.

Also, I'm named after the first tool my mom found in hospital.

Speculum is a terrible name

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:21

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Speculum is a terrible name

cuold this be more wrong

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:23

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i have sung in radio city music hall as part of a choir live performing the score of the lord of the rings: the two towers

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:25

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

triumph the insult comic dog once humped my head

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I have married two women from Texas and I've never been to Texas.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bo-Pepper posted:

triumph the insult comic dog once humped my head

gonna need to see that video, bo-pep

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:27

Einsteins Kegels: by R. Guyovich

i once saw anderson cooper at a soviet themed gay bar

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:28

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

it was at a live show, so the experience lives on only in my memories and of those that were there

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:28

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i am personally responsible for the deaths of thousands of soft-shell crabs

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:32

Einsteins Kegels: by R. Guyovich

i attended the final game of the atlanta thrashers

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:32

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I attended the last PRIDE fight in Japan

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:41

H.H: August is the Cruelest Month

Bo-Pepper posted:

i did an ask/tell once years ago about it that didn't go much of anywhere

shame. i guess such a thread really doesn't fit in byob, otherwise i would asked you to try again here.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:48

City of Glompton

I was born at a small reservation hospital and my mom and I were the only patients...the staff was busy cooing over me and forgot to document my time of birth.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 18:58

alnilam

As long as we're doing birth stories
I was born with 2 holes in my heart *plays blues music*

# ? Nov 5, 2014 19:17

dentist toy box: There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

lol palm desert not wrae I am

# ? Nov 5, 2014 20:28

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

My singing is so bad, I got booed off the stage at a karaoke bar. I was singing Mr. Tambourine Man.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 20:37

alnilam

i love doggies and cattes and hamsters and lots of other animals :3:

# ? Nov 5, 2014 20:39

ulvir

Matoi Ryuko posted:

My parents named me after a Tolkien character, and named my two sisters after Dr. Who characters.

I'm guessing either Sam or Tom Bombadil?

# ? Nov 5, 2014 23:01

ulvir

the national registry hosed up my name somehow when they digitalised everything. so they swapped my first and middle name around. this happened like 13 years ago and I haven't been arsed to change it because its such a pain in the neck (new passport, new bank cards and basically everything).

9/10 times people misspell or mispronounce my family name

# ? Nov 5, 2014 23:04