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Edgar Allan Pwned

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I have my moms thumb on my right hand and my dads on my left. Also both pinky knuckles are 2 inches lower than the rest.

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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I have my moms thumb on my right hand and my dads on my left. Also both pinky knuckles are 2 inches lower than the rest.

why did you kill your parents and take their thumbs.

Suicide Sam E.

by XyloJW
I'm a whore for the SA frontpage.

If I'm good enough I could work up to pimp maybe?

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joke_explainer


Nobnob posted:

When I was born I had long, black hair. The doctor said I nearly strangled myself with it.

Also, I'm named after the first tool my mom found in hospital.

Ever think about getting into a career as a lie detector machine operator, Mr. Defibulator?

LappyDore64

by XyloJW
I used to be able to suck my own dick, but since I gained some weight I haven't been able to :(

hemale in pain




my hands are tiny

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Suicide Sam E.

by XyloJW

LappyDore64 posted:

I used to be able to suck my own dick, but since I gained some weight I haven't been able to :(

It's like Ron Jeremy said then - Not as great as eating good sandwiches.

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