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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! We have not one, but two successful Ryan hits this week, which I believe is the first time since I've been running the game that players have successfully used the Ryan token with nobody being added to the Wall of Shame. Week 9 Results Top Ten: Gandalf21: 991 - 54 pts. marioinblack: 989 - 53 + 50 Ryan bonus = 103 pts. Grittybeard: 986 (1026-40) - 52 pts. 13 year old girls: 975 - 51 pts. OrangeKing: 974 - 50 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 973 - 49 pts. Deceptive: 971 - 48 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 970 - 47 + 50 Ryan bonus = 97 pts. ChuckHead: 969 - 46 pts. Mind_Taker: 964 - 45 pts. The Field: Fenrir: 947 - 44 pts. kalensc: 944 - 43 pts. solauran: 939 - 42 pts. bushisms.txt: 934 - 41 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 933 - 40 pts. Phyein: 925 - 39 pts. JGKing: 908 - 38 pts. skaboomizzy: 886 - 37 pts. rebel1608: 867 - 36 pts. Okibi: 852 - 35 pts. Grozz Nuy: 847 - 34 pts. Bachtere: 812 - 33 pts. Felter Chesthard: 780 - 32 pts. axeil: 774 - 31 pts. Ron Roenicke: 760 - 30 pts. Nystral: 754 - 29 pts. aBagorn: 750 - 28 pts. Jaysus: 749 - 27 pts. Tavarin: 710 - 26 pts. Metapod: 686 - 25 pts. Butthead: 668 - 24 pts. Chichevache: 657 - 23 pts. pixelbot2000: 654 - 22 pts. Thaddius the Large: 636 - 21 pts. Mughe: 588 - 20 pts. WaffleZombie: 547 - 19 pts. Arnold Layne: 520 - 18 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 359 (1033-674) - 16 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 359 (1189-830) - 16 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 354 - 12 pts. embarrasing tank: 354 - 12 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 354 - 12 pts. von Metternich: 354 - 12 pts. Phiggle: 71 (1011-940) - 11 pts. Busts: DupaDupa: 1025 - 10 pts. Akbar: 1044 - 9 pts. Hockles: 1061 - 8 pts. Bjay9: 1064 (1104-40) - 7 pts. Dubar: 1085 (1125-40) - 6 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 1130 - 5 pts. Apples McGrind: 1165 - 4 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 1234 - 3 pts. No Butt Stuff: 1367 - 2 pts. Lt. Chips: 1566 - 1 pt. Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Week 10 Schedule Thursday Night: CLE@CIN Sunday 10AM: SF@NO KC@BUF MIA@DET DAL@JAX TEN@BAL PIT@NYJ ATL@TB Sunday 1PM: DEN@OAK STL@ARI NYG@SEA Sunday Night: CHI@GB  Monday Night!CAR@PHI BYE: IND, NE, MIN, SD, WAS, HOU
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Post reserved for season standings, will likely get done sometime on Friday
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Peyton Manning - Passing Joe Flacco - Passing Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Tucker Number - Mark Sanchez - Passing
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drat. 11th place with Polamalu 
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Frank Gore - Rushing Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards Steve Smith Sr. - Receiving Yards Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Demariyus Thomas - Receiving Yards Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Cam Newton - Rushing Yards gently caress it, I'm going deep:
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Nov 6, 2014 16:51
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Carson Palmer - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards
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Any chance your file has a list of what tokens I've burned through?
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Nov 6, 2014 18:27
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Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards T#: Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards
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Holy poo poo, 1st place  Think that's the first time I've managed that.
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I guess I need to post now if I want to keep the gimmick going Andy Dalton - passing yards Brian Hoyer - passing yards Derek Carr - passing yards Tucker number - Cam Newton - passing yards
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Drew Brees - passing yards Joe Flacco - passing yards Matt Ryan - passing yards tucker number Riley Cooper - receiving yards Go big or go home
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Golden Tate - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards
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Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Jay Cutler - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards
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chalk another top 5 week up for the good guys Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards Peyton Manning - Passing yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing yards Frank Gore - Rushing yards Golden Tate - Receiving yards Tucker Number: Darren Sproles - Rushing yards
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^ you say that but didn't even put a rex token to back up the statement, shameful.
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Matt Stafford - Passing Matt Ryan - Passing Jordy Nelson - Receiving Tucker Number: Cam Newton - Passing
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Aaron Rodgers - passing yards Colin Kaepernick - passing yards Tucker Number - Mark Sanchez - passing yards Sanchize this bitch up
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Hockles posted:
593 + Maclin welp
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JFC Dalton. JFC.
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Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Cam Newton - Passing Yards
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Metapod posted:^ you say that but didn't even put a rex token to back up the statement, shameful. I play straight no token get at me son
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Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Josh McCown - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Tucker Number - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
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Russell Wilson: passing yards Jay Cutler:passing yards Aaron Rodgers:passing yards Tucker number: LeSean McCoy: Rushing yards
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Packers vs. Bears Round 2 - FIGHT! Aaron Rodgers - Passing Jay Cutler - Passing Eddie Lacy - Rushing James Starks - Rushing Matt Forte - Rushing Jordy Nelson - Receiving Randall Cobb - Receiving Davante Adams - Receiving Brandon Marshall - Receiving Tucker: Jeremy Maclin - Receiving
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It's the NYJ QB reunion tour, let's do this SON Geno Smith - Passing Michael Vick - Passing Michael Vick - Rushing Matt Simms - Passing Matt Simms - Rushing Ryan Tannehill - Passing Ryan Tannehill - Rushing Justin Forsett - Rushing Antonio Brown (PIT) - Receiving Marshawn Lynch - Rusing Tucker #: Mark Sanchez - Passing
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