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OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards
Tucker Number: Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Matt Ryan - Passing
Carson Palmer - Passing
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
Ronnie Hillman - Rushing
Jordy Nelson - Receiving
Jimmy Graham - Receiving

Tucker #: Jordan Matthews - Receiving

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Ryan Tannehill - passing yards
Peyton Manning - passing yards
Joe Flacco - passing yards

Tucker Number - LeSean McCoy - rushing yards

e: gently caress I confused myself, replaced Brady with Flacco

fast cars loose anus fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Nov 9, 2014

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
pre:
Dallas Cowboys    - Rushing Yards
Seattle Seahawks  - Rushing Yards
New York Jets     - Rushing Yards
Miami Dolphins    - Rushing Yards
Baltimore Ravens  - Rushing Yards
Chicago Bears     - Rushing Yards
Arizona Cardinals - Rushing Yards
Oakland Raiders   - Rushing Yards

LeSean McCoy      - Rushing Yards - Tucker # - Willis Token

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Every single Green Bay Packer - Receiving Yards
Eli Manning - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Edited Brady to Flacco, was confused on what week it was

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
Blake Bortles - Passing yards
Ryan Tannehill - Passing yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing yards

Tucker Number: Cam Newton - Passing yards

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Blake Bortles- Passing
Colin Kaepernick- Passing
Colin Kaepernick- Rushing
D. Carr- Passing
Austin Davis- Passing
Buttfumble Number- Mark "Sanchize" Sanchez- Passing

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang
Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Baltimore Ravens - Rushing Yards
Mike Wallace - Receiving Yards
Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
Brice Butler - Receiving Yards

Tucker LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards

Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards

Butthead
May 31, 2011
Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards
Kyle Orton - Passing Yards
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards

[b]Tucker Number: Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
drat! I forgot about Sanchez, would have been a better comedy choice.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
poo poo forgot! Late game special

Peyton Manning - Passing
Eli Manning - Passing

Tucker Number: Mark Sanchez - Passing

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
gently caress gently caress gently caress..

Late Game QB Squad activate!

Peyton Manning - Passing
Austin Davis - Passing
Russell Wilson - Passing

Tucker Number - Cam Newton - Rushing

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Peyton Manning - Passing
Carson Palmer - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Tucker: Cam Newton - Rushing

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Peyton Manning - Passing
Eddie Lacy - Rushing
Matt Forte - Rushing
Jordy Nelson - Receiving

Tucker: Mark Sanchez - Passing

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

gently caress, almost forgot.

Aaron Rodgers - passing
Peyton Manning - passing

Tucker Number: Mark Sanchez - passing

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
Carson Palmer - Passing
Jay Cutler - Passing
Matt Forte - Receiving
Cam Newton - Passing

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


OAK QB - Passing
SEA QB - Passing
SEA Team - Rushing
AZ Team - Rushing
DEN Team - Rushing

:siren: Maclin - Receiving :siren:

Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
Eli Manning - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
Tucker Number - Cam Newton - Passing

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Aaron rodgers - passing yards
Jay cutler - passing yards
Eddie lacy - rushing yards

Tucker; mark Sanchez - passing yards

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.
whoooopppsss


Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Cam Newton - Passing Yards

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

kalensc posted:

pre:
Dallas Cowboys    - Rushing Yards - 151
Seattle Seahawks  - Rushing Yards - 350
New York Jets     - Rushing Yards - 150
Miami Dolphins    - Rushing Yards - 050
Baltimore Ravens  - Rushing Yards - 151
Chicago Bears     - Rushing Yards - 055
Arizona Cardinals - Rushing Yards - 028
Oakland Raiders   - Rushing Yards - 030

LeSean McCoy      - Rushing Yards - Tucker # - Willis Token

Jeez, 965 with McCoy left. Ugh, why'd I toss in Oakland and Arizona as filler.

Go Panthers D, hold him to under 70? :ohdear:

kalensc fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Nov 10, 2014

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

aBagorn posted:

poo poo forgot! Late game special

Peyton Manning - Passing 340
Eli Manning - Passing 283

Tucker Number: Mark Sanchez - Passing

623.

Go nuts (within reason) Sanchize!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Blake Bortles- Passing 290
Colin Kaepernick- Passing 210
Colin Kaepernick- Rushing 24
D. Carr- Passing 192
Austin Davis- Passing 216
Buttfumble Number- Mark "Sanchize" Sanchez- Passing

932 with Sanchez. Darn.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards - 340 yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards - 113 yards
Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards - 74 yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards - 81 yards

[b]Tucker Number: Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards

608 with Gore and Sanchez still to go. I feel pretty good about this week.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Drew Brees - passing yards-292
Joe Flacco - passing yards-169
Matt Ryan - passing yards-219
tucker number Riley Cooper - receiving yards

Go big or go home


680, another wasted token

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

OrangeKing posted:

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards
Tucker Number: Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards



610 + Sanchez, I think I'll be okay. Poor Suh, with nothing to do...

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Dubar posted:

Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Eli Manning - Passing Yards
Alex Smith - Passing Yards
Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards

Tucker - Greg Olsen - Receiving Yards



848 So far, at least I wont be busting

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

gently caress gently caress gently caress..

Late Game QB Squad activate!

Peyton Manning - Passing 340
Austin Davis - Passing 216
Russell Wilson - Passing 172

Tucker Number - Cam Newton - Rushing

728 with Newton rushing.... :sigh:

Felter Chesthard
Sep 11, 2001

Felter Chesthard posted:

Peyton Manning - Passing - 340
Carson Palmer - Passing - 283
Eli Manning - Passing - 241

Tucker # - Lesean McCoy - Receiving



864 with Shady receiving. Should have gone rushing.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Drew Brees - Passing Yards 292
Every single Green Bay Packer - Receiving Yards 319 and counting
Eli Manning - Passing Yards 283
Tucker Number - Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards

Oops, I couldn't decide between Drew Brees or Aaron Rodgers to double up on. I eventually decided on Brees, but forgot to change "Green Bay Packer" to "New Orleans Saint".

So far it's working out okay with 894 yards, although I certainly didn't expect to basically get Matt Flynn's yards too.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Matt Ryan - Passing - 219
Carson Palmer - Passing - 241
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing - 140
Ronnie Hillman - Rushing - 13
Jordy Nelson - Receiving - 152
Jimmy Graham - Receiving - 76

Tucker #: Jordan Matthews - Receiving

841 + Mark Sanchez throwing the Jordan Matthews. Line up on the right side of the formation Jordan.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Lt. Chips posted:

Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards 207
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards 219
Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards 98
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards 54
Anquan Boldin - Receiving Yards 95

Tucker Number: Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Yards ?

Total so far: 673

Massive bust last week. Massive under score this week. Noice.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


solauran posted:

It's the NYJ QB reunion tour, let's do this SON

Geno Smith - Passing - 0
Michael Vick - Passing - 132
Michael Vick - Rushing - 39
Matt Simms - Passing - 0
Matt Simms - Rushing - 0
Ryan Tannehill - Passing - 207
Ryan Tannehill - Rushing - 0
Justin Forsett - Rushing - 112
Antonio Brown (PIT) - Receiving - 74
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing - 140

Tucker #: Mark Sanchez - Passing - ???

704 with the Sanchize to go. Thanks Beast Mode for bailing out the normally heavy-hitting AFCE QB lineup

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Andy Dalton - Passing Yards (86 :gonk:)
Jay Cutler - Passing Yards (315)
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards (272)
Tucker Number: Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards

673 + Maclin. It's not good and it's Dalton's fault, but hey, it's not a bust, and if Maclin puts up 150, well, it's not even horrendously awful, but actually it is because Andy Dalton is trash and I hate him.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Packers vs. Bears Round 2 - FIGHT!

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 315
Jay Cutler - Passing 272
Eddie Lacy - Rushing 50
James Starks - Rushing 10
Matt Forte - Rushing 54
Jordy Nelson - Receiving 152
Randall Cobb - Receiving 72
Davante Adams - Receiving 10
Brandon Marshall - Receiving 112

Tucker: Jeremy Maclin - Receiving



Oh balls. 1047 already. I just knew that adding Marshall would be too much, but I second-guessed it one too many times. Don't suppose Maclin could catch a long ball and run it the wrong way :shobon:

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.

ChuckHead posted:

Blake Bortles - Passing yards 262
Ryan Tannehill - Passing yards 178
Colin Kaepernick - Passing yards 186

Tucker Number: Cam Newton - Passing yards

[b]626 with Cammy Cam to go. Please point out every first down because I will never get tired of that.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

841 + Mark Sanchez throwing the Jordan Matthews. Line up on the right side of the formation Jordan.

Jesus Christ I'm actually worried, what in the world is going on?

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