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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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DaveWoo posted:

POLITICO provides some quality fact-checking:


Well done, POLITICO.

Next week on POLITICO: Do white people really drive like this? And do black people really drive like this? Read our 50 page in depth report to find out.

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

TheDisreputableDog posted:

Just to be clear, you said earlier that a long stint in the state legislature followed by being Governor don't qualify as "real jobs".

First time I've seen a republican argue that public sector jobs are real jobs. Have we entered the twilight zone?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
It describes the GOP perfectly that they were fine with the massive public backlash to Trump's comments but it's only when the sugar daddies start whining that they decide to try to nip it in the bud. Knowing Trump, though, he will continue to double down causing more drama and increasing his recognition as a candidate going into the debates.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Kro-Bar posted:

Trump is taking credit for publicizing the story of the woman killed by the Mexican immigrant in San Francisco. What the christ.

One incident of a deported immigrant accused of murder. GOP response: WE MUST ACT!

Multiple, repeated incidents of gun violence. GOP response: Eh, what are ya gonna do?

Also the dude allegedly used a federal agents gun in the shooting, so in addition to being a honeypot for your racist relatives the story is also starting to sound pretty fishy.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

"So an anecdote isn't evidence, eh? How about FIVE anecdotes? Checkmate, libs."

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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"Speak monosyllabicly and carry heavy ordinance."

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
I think Trump is onto something. Charge Mexico for every illegal immigrant. Charge Iran every time they burn a US flag. Charge ISIS for every beheading.

Soon we won't have to worry about paying taxes at all! Trump is a goddamned genius.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Archonex posted:

That comes after he's crushed ISIS's diabolical plans to build a hotel, built a fortress on a man made island in the middle of an ocean, and crashed the economy by devaluing the US dollar so that unethical corporations are willing to bring more business here and people are left literally starving in the street.

Edit: Presumably all the people who are left starving and out of work by his bone headed economic strategies will be offered membership into the military to bolster the invasion force. Service for citizenship food! :gop:

Meanwhile, inside Donald Trump's man made island volcano fortress/luxury hotel and casino...

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Sir Tonk posted:

The only way Trump gets elected President is if all the people under thirty-four vote for him to be ironic.

And we shall call them The Hipster Youth.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

The Nastier Nate posted:

Donald Trump's plan to deal with the southern border seems to be:

1) build a wall, then invoice the Mexican goverment for it.
2) Send them a follow up invoice for every illegal immigrant that comes into the country.
3) Berate the Mexican government untill they "behave"

I'd say Perry, has a point when he says that Trump's solutions aren't "conservative" aka realistic. I also don't fault Perry for taking seriously an issue that he had to deal with as governor for 12 years, where Trump claim's he will just make it happen - because he will give Mexico a stern talking too.

It also goes further to that Trump really has no positions, plans or ideas. His rally speeches are a stream-of-conscious rambling comprised of vague talking points, angry spiteful remarks and whatever he happens to think of at the time. I can't honestly tell you how far to the right or left of the spectrum he is because he's never had to create or vote on legislation and doesn't provide real world examples of how he would implement his inane ramblings policies. And of course the jokes on us because it seems to be working.

I wouldn't be surprised to see him start contradicting himself after a few too many stump speeches just by having to keep track of everything he's said. I'm sure he would start using his "I have a great idea but I can't tell you" line on everything instead of just ISIS if he thought he could consistently get away with it.

Rick Perry is just pissed off that the republican base thinks Trump hates Mexicans more than he does.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

CheesyDog posted:

Upon reflection I'm not sure why Linda McMahon's campaigns went so poorly for her

Rest assured, if she was on a syndicated network reality show for years before she decided to run she would have made at least as big of a splash as Trump did. Maybe moreso if she was expected to run against Hillary because checking gender demo boxes is the only reason I can see for the media paying any attention to Florina.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

richardfun posted:

I love that while the move by HP is stupid, Trump comes out looking like the rear end in a top hat here.

It's like watching a petulant 6 year old run for president. :allears:

"Mr. Trump would like to set the record straight. When he was playing with his toy truck and then Suzie took it and started playing with it he was already planning on not playing with it anymore because it is a dumb truck for poor losers. The back doesn't even dump and one of the wheels barely turns. Suzie deserves a toy of such poor quality and Mr. Trump has millions of other toys that he prefers to play with anyway."

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Mr Hootington posted:

And done. I'm drinking when I get home. It almost killed me.

Thank you for your service and not getting captured and imprisoned like a coward.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Quote of the day: “People are constantly attacking my hair. I don’t see you coming to my defense. My hair is just fine. But if I say something about somebody else …”- Guess who.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

DaveWoo posted:

On the front page of CNN right now:



They even included the letter of support Jeb wrote to the Swift Boaters.

It'd be the funniest goddamn thing if this ends up backfiring on ol' Jeb.

Nobody in the base is going to give a poo poo because they hate Kerry even more than McCain. At least the media is pointing out the hypocrisy even thought you'd have to be blind to miss it. The only time the GOP cares about decorum is when they're attacking people who are also republicans.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

MrBims posted:

Obviously the result of the recent and focused right-wing attacks on her relating to Benghazi. It won't last. :allears:

Right. They only kept bringing it up for the last 3 years just so they could drop it when the 2016 race starts heating up. Makes perfect sense.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Four Score posted:

"Your candidate invokes Ronald Reagan"

This one is the free space, right?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Vox Nihili posted:

Walker is without a doubt scarier than Trump. Fortunately, there is already a large, motivated group of people who know and hate him.

True, but Wisconsin is just a fraction in the general election.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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And we have live footage from the back of a van now. Exciting stuff.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Already digging this clusterfuck. Taylor Swift, yay.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Well this was poorly thought out. I guess it's not like C-SPAN has anything more important to air.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Live from outside the men's room.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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I think Trump said he's going to visit the border and he will come back later. "Hope I will come back later."

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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"I employ thousands of hispanics. I love the hispanics."

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Bring back the wizard while we wait to see if El Chapo actually follows through.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

bpower posted:

how much if any of that was broadcast on tv?

Probably none.

To recap: The Donald walked through a hallway, answered a few questions and then left to tour the border. He's either giving the speech there or driving somewhere else after the tour.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Trump doesn't need to plan times for his speeches. He shows up somewhere and starts talking then cameras and people show up to give him more standing ovations than any other presidential candidate. That's just how it works.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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I'm surprised Trump actually let someone else speak before he did.

"Mexico is doing really good. I don't know if it's good for the United States, but it's good for them."

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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"They invited me but they don't want to get involved."

Quote is about the border union, but could very well refer to his relationship with the GOP.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Antti posted:

I am not sure if Trump's plan here is to actually make up with the Hispanic vote by showing up on TV with Hispanic local politicians or whatever the gently caress

Yeah, his message here is basically, "See, even Mexicans hate illegal immigration! I'm not racist!"

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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"Hillary is the worst."- Donald Trump.

taking jobs back from China and Japan, giving them to hispanics. love it.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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sharkbomb posted:

Was the point of this presser to get into a feud with Clinton? Beyond trashing her I didn't really see the point of such a short presser.

He kept making excuses about the border union pulling out of the event this morning. I guess that's either true or he was just using it as an excuse to answer as few questions as possible and gtfo.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

Also, I'm not at all joking when I say we should return to the days when the campaigns rolled into town and gave out free hard cider.

Best way to blend this with hipster consumerism: have every primary candidate brew their own craft beer and give it away at the polls. Whoever makes the best beer wins.

Ah, who am I kidding? Whoever teams up with Anheuser-Busch will win in a landslide every time. :smith:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

Considering the Republican party's policies on consumer protection and safety regulation, this may not end well for their primary voters :ohdear:

The only dangerous ingredient in a raw milk stout is freedom.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I have finally came down from my Trump high. I have been swept up by the idea of a Trump 3rd party run.

He will not do it because it would require actual work. It would require a ground game. It would require a full fledged operation. Trump will not do that and that has made me sad.

It honestly depends on how far the GOP pushes back in the next month or two, but he wouldn't be organized enough for it to last long. He's obviously trying to muscle the GOP into giving him a debate spot but if they try to strong arm him I could see him going through with it until he gets bored or alienates all his staffers.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
I just donate directly to The Clinton Foundation so I can get all those sweet political favors.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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I saw a news story about :siren:HILLARY'S $600 HAIRCUT:siren: and it's so blatantly stupid past the headline that I need to post most of it.

International Business Times posted:

Hillary Clinton's $600 haircut shuts down Bergdorf Goodman salon

Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton allegedly shut down part of a luxury New York City department store last week to get a $600 haircut. Clinton's campaign closed the John Barrett salon at Bergdorf Goodman on Fifth Avenue on Friday to ensure privacy for her large entourage, the New York Post reported Wednesday.

Clinton entered the store by a side entrance. An elevator bank was shut down so Clinton could see her regular hairdresser privately. A haircut at John Barrett costs $600, the New York Post claimed, although the salon's website offers more affordable options. It was not known whether Clinton was charged for the haircut.

"She was styled in a private area of the salon," a source told the New York Post. "Other customers didn't get a glimpse. Hillary was later seen with a new feathered hairdo."

It would be like attacking her for eating every item on the menu at Chipotle. I mean, nobody can confirm that she did it, but nobody can confirm that she didn't either.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Something Else posted:

Meanwhile, Bernie has vowed to not spend a dime on haircuts until the Wall St fatcats behind the crash have been brought to justice.

Uh... about that...

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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EugeneJ posted:

Handwaving an entire genre of music

He's pretty big on censorship of things that he doesn't like. For instance he tried to get Blockbuster to pull Fargo from the shelves because he was offended by the woodchipper scene.

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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thats not candy posted:

I don't understand what the problem is with free movement of labor. I'm not sure why migrants would automatically work for 2 or 3 dollars unless a state specifically says only citizens are guaranteed minimum wage, which seems like an absurd policy unless you're a Koch.

Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

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